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3 LURVELY LIMERICKS THE
FOLLOWING GROOVY
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There was
a nice Auron called Cally |
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There
once was a bloke called Travis
Who had a voice just like Rolf Harris But he had little fun On his cruise to Star One And Blake had the last laugh - poor, poor Travis!! by STEZ & SARAH |
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There
once was a man called Vila
Who was very scared of flotillas He liked Soolin's buns But was naff with a gun So he thought he'd settle for Dayna by STEZ & SARAH |
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There
once was a young man called Del
Who was tall, dark and handsome as well With hair thick and curly And teeth white and pearly It made Avon as jealous as hell! by JEMMY |
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There
once was a lady called Soolin,
Who everyone thought was quite thin. Till she made a mistake, And ate a pound cake. And now Soolin isn't thin any more. by RACHEL |
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There
once was a man called Blake,
Who made a terrible mistake. He deceived Avon Who then sent him to heaven, And all out of freedoms sake. by RACHEL |
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There
once was a man called Gan,
Who carried a great big fan. Till he waved it one day And it blew him away, And that was the end of Gan by RACHEL |
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There
once was a woman called Sleer
Whose obsession with power was queer, She chased after Avon And his group of seven, But could never catch them (she came so near) by RACHEL |
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There
once was a man named Blake
Who fought hard for freedoms sake With his little band of 7 He ended up in heaven When Avon thought he was on the take. by MINNIE |
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There
once was a man named Tarrant
Who was Avon's young heir apparent With his mega watt smile Got his girl for a while Tho' this would often make others Rant by MINNIE |
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There
once was a man named Kerr Avon
Whose clothes often looked sprayed on. :) He hated mankind Left Blake far behind But couldn't press Servalan for a pardon. by MINNIE |
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There
was a fool drunk named Vila
Who his girl Kerril once called 'Killer' He chased all the women In booze he'd be swimmin' If locked in he could usually spring ya! by MINNIE |
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There
once was a man named Gan
Who was there when the story began He then took a fall Got killed by a wall That was the end of the mighty big man by MINNIE |
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For extra strength he is your man Not especially bright Tho' in manners just right He would help you if he possibly can by MINNIE |
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Who quite liked to get her boot in Handy with a gun Always tonnes of fun Tho at the end she received a maulin' by MINNIE |
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There
was a young girl named Mellanby
Who fought them on land and on sea She fought all masses And kick all their asses But Servalan, who got off scott free by MINNIE |
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His fans said he looked quite swell His hair was all curly He looked like a girly But secretly, he could ring my bell. by MINNIE |
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Whose hair was quite curly and fluffy With a grin cute and cheesey He flew ships easy peasey And was surely the Greatest - yes he must be! by MISTRESS TUFTY |
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