"Meet Leitz, our secret source
inside the Editor's office!"
"Pleased to meet you, Sir! Hello, Madam!"
Back on Scorpio, Vila grumbles that Slave
liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea. "And
come Tarrant gets all the fun jobs? He wouldn't know how to conduct
celebrity interview if you gave him a list of the Spice Girls' hits
a map of David Beckham's favourite hair salons."
But who is the mysterious assassin
...and blowing up Servalan's pin-up?
The General Manager and Leitz find Editor
full of little perforations.
Leitz takes this opportunity to explain that
he runs the
strike in his tea-breaks. "But you needn't worry, Sir, I'm
the strikers into a trap at the old printworks!"
Tarrant and Dayna meet Chief Boffin Forbus,
he's been cruelly starved of caffeine by a commissioner called Sleer.
So he's only too glad to give them the antidote to PG 50.
"And by the way, did you know Leitz is a blackleg?"
Meanwhile, Scorpio has been detected after
the problem of why Vila wants dried leaves in boiling water to a
Hello!Trix computer. Avon decides to get out.
"Tarrant! Dayna! If you aren't back this minute my patience
"Do I get to do anything in this episode?" asks Soolin.