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HARVEST
OF KAIROS - part 2

"CROUCHING TARRANT,
HIDDEN JARVIK"
Jarvik turns up, looking for some bracelets for Servalan. As he
prepares to attack, Tarrant counters with a blinding exposure of
white
teeth.

Paralysed by the glare, Jarvik
is at his mercy. Unfortunately,
Tarrant is also frozen in place; Vila has stolen his toothpaste
and
replaced it with super glue.

The (literal) standstill continues.
(Actually, we just thought
Tarrant fans might like a better shot of his bottom.)

Dayna challenges Jarvik to
a man-to-man fight. Her first feint is
to point out that his fly is open

When they teleport back to
the Liberator, Servalan expresses her
displeasure: "There seems to be a body in that bracelet."

Meanwhile, the crew's commandeered
a proto-space-age lunar module,
but Avon's done something terribly clever with his rock, so Servalan
will think his is bigger than hers.

Servalan abandons ship, but
she's going to shoot that bimbo Dayna
first. Unfortunately, she's too busy maintaining a striking pose
to
notice that Jarvik's in the way.

"We could always stuff
it and mount it," suggests Dayna.
"Nah," says Vila. "Servalan already did that."
So one minor enemy is dead,
Avon made a new gadget, the crew didn't
get rich, Servalan didn't get the Liberator, but she got away. Life
is
back to normal on the Liberator flightdeck.
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