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Star Seventeen
present

[ALL-]GOLD

or
KEILLER AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY

another humble tribute to Emma Peel

"So, Avon, why is Scorpio making a spectacle of itself by performing
a complicated mid-flight docking manoeuvre with the pleasure cruiser
Space Princess?"

"Because my old mate the Purser's asked us over for a drink," explains Avon.
"Everyone except you, Vila," adds Tarrant.

Avon introduces the crew to his old friend Kaldor Keiller.
"Are those guns, or are you pleased to see me?"

Keiller reveals he has a machine which transmutes cheap Season Four
chocolate into Terry Nation's All-Gold.
"It'll make us rich!"
"Or at least get us a fifth season!"

"First, let's case the chocolate factory..."

Ice-cream cool Soolin takes out two guards
single-handed.
Continuity error... what continuity error?

"What happens if we press this button?"
"A security alarm goes off."

"Oh no! The alarm must have switched the cooker on and melted Avon
and Soolin!"

Unfortunately, Keiller survived.
"Are you sure you aren't pleased to see me?"

Fortunately, Avon and Soolin are way too cool to melt. They just
went to look up Keiller's personnel record, which says he used to be on
the Presidential confectionery staff.

On To Part Two!

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