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"ASSASSIN"
an
Emma Peel production

Vila and Avon are planning a lad's weekend.. sea, sand, sangria...




They land on a beautiful desert planet, but there's a problem.
Vila: "Last time we go club 18-30 - the bleedin' hotel isn't even build
yet!'



3. Avon is set upon by some over enthusiastic holiday reps who co-erce him
into having some 'fun'..



4. And show him the 'accommodation details on arrival' prison cell he's been
assigned to. The all you can eat buffet lives up to its name - all the gruel
the other inmates.. erm holiday makers.. don't want, you can eat.





5. One of the reps favourite games for tourists is 'slave auction.'
Servalan, on the deluxe package, gets to choose her companion. "Show us his
teeth!" cries the rep.




6. "No, show us his CENSORED!"


7. In a fit of envy at not being on holiday - or is it boredom after a
weekend with Tarrant? - Dayna appears to drag Avon away from the booze
cruise. She also takes the gruel guy, as his catering, although dire, may
still be better than Vila's.


8. Their holiday in the sun ruined, the crew explore other holiday options
and find a last minute 'murder mystery' short break. The other guests
include a bloke with a dodgy beard, and the lovely and not-at-all-evil Piri.


9. Already Avon and Tarrant are fighting over the girl, although sadly for
them, she doesn't seem to fancy either of them much.