"A REALLY BAD HAIR DAY....."
Avon tells the warlords' summit of
the Federation's latest atrocity - rounding up innocent mundanes
in hotel bars and forcing them to play extras in the Zondawl massacre.
And now, a late arrival at the warlords' ball
- Zukan of Betafarl!
Avon: I say lovey, that's a jolly nice wig
you have, where did you get it? Tarrant's is getting a little ropey.
But never mind the fact that our heroes are
on the brink of forging a political alliance that could finally
threaten the Federation, let's get on with the sex.
Tarrant: "Zeeona! I just met a girl called Zeeona! I say, Soolin,
are you sure I look OK in this wig?"
Avon's promised Zeeona's dad that he'll take
her home to
Betafarl - but Soolin and Zeeona hatch a girlish plan...
And Zeeona teleports back to Xenon base after
demonstrating her levitation
"Heaven, I'm in heaven, and I hardly
feel the ground beneath my feet..."
"...and I seem to find my happiness complete,
when I'm dancing
with Del Tarrant cheek to cheek!"
Meanwhile on Betafarl...
Avon: "Bloody hell, Soolin, I only said
that girls were irrational airheads who turn to jelly when a manly
hero snogs them!"