From boring Bedford comes
one of Blakes 7s silliest moments:
A Star One and Wobblevision blockbuster movie production of
from the Past"
Inspired as usual by Emma Peel
Cally teaches the crew how to relax as they get over-excited
about their forthcoming trip to the cinema.
All this yoga has given Blake a headache,
or maybe it was the shock of seeing Avon in pink.
Blake nips off to the flight deck, ignores
Vila and tells Zen to
change course from the cinema multiplex to a small arty cinema.
Vila rushes down to the yoga room
to tell the rest of the crew.
Do you mean we are not going to see Star Wars Episode 34?
They only have one screen at the arts cinema, moans
I bet its got subtitles, grumbles Jenna.
The crew confront Blake.
Its my ship, well see whatever film I want,
says Blake in a serious strop.
Orac, with help from Jenna, tries to give
I think hes being influenced by a dodgy film critic,
The crew tie Blake up and head back for
Blake tells Vila that art films usually
have nude women in them.
OK, says Vila, untying him. Youve always
been like a brother to me, Blake. I believe you.
Blake stops off on the way to the cinema
to pick up fellow film buffs Legrand and Ven Glynd, and their bodyguard
Nagu, who has the biggest collection of old movies in this sector.