Dawn of the Gods
which avon is a bit of a git really, and cally saves the day. no,
really. it's even *because* she's possessed this time.
fancy sets but spacesuits courtesy of benson and hedges fag packet
orac is plotting....
get to do whatever they like week after week... it's not fair....
well i want to see a black hole, so i'm gonna make zen take us.
what's happening to the ship? it's almost like we're.. we're heading
into a black hole!
decides to grab the only survival suit which upsets tarrant very
you swine! you *know* its a size 12.. i'm a size 12... you're a
16 if anything.. look how you've stretched the seams!
mind that. the ship needs someone to go out into the black hole
and repair it. now who shall we pick....?
put me in this suit and send me out.... where there's no air...
and now my helmets fallen off.. don't appear to be dead tho', that's
odd.. in a good way... tarrant was right about these seams being
stretched tho'.. specially on the trousers...
a huge scarey machine appears to scare the crew who have come out
of liberator to be scared.
from dayna. she doesn't scare very easily.
was the only model i had almost as scarey as the scarey machine.
i'm a foppish chap and i'm here to tell you it's not a black hole
at all, no no no, and i need to borrow cally to be possessed by
one of the mythical gods of auron, ok?
ouch! alright, just stop hitting me with that cattle prod
and avon are send off to do algebra, including really hard stuff
like tangents and quadratic equations. tarrant thinks it's a punishment.
avon doesn't mind because
it will give him a chance to show off and
he thinks it will keep tarrant quiet for a bit, apart from the sound
of splinters when he scratches his head.
again! well if you really want to bond with me great god, then turn
off all the security systems here.
a gesture of trust.
motive? don't be daft!
cally's got the security turned off! let's leg it!
do you think you could stop shining that light on that bit of my
trousers? just for a bit. thanks.
tarrant and avon all think: hmm... wonder how *i* can possess cally
so she will be as one with me? well it's near the end of the season..
perhaps i'll come up with something after the summer break for season