billed as the worst episode ever
this week coutesy of the pretenders and the thomson twins 7 inch
dayna, we're off to see your old tutor. Listen, are we going to
find out some juicy secrets about your past or what? Nope, as usual
I'll hint about a bit but my *status* will still be a mystery...
hairy beasts! Look, hold on till I shoot you with my depilatory
we're under attack. I'll just have a kip on the controls until the
nasty ship goes away....
hi babe. Listen, I know you had a monster crush on me when i taught
you... i may be a mad evil genetic engineer now, but do you fancy
staying on as my love slave? no, don't tell me now... have a drink
and tell me later....
at mistress evil's hq.....
tarrants ship?? think i'll follow it... no, no ulterior motive.
just curious. honest.
I don't know! i let you have the car.. umm.. ship once, ONCE, and
you wrap it round a lamp post. no just go to your room, vila will
lets have a chin wag... don't you think he's a bit old for you?
frankly darling you can do better. now stop giving all the old pervs
watching a thrill and bring me his head on a plate. oh, and one
of those yeti's. no, never mind what for....
right, let's have another talk, have i told you about the benefits
of an older man...?
dayna, sorry we're late, terrible traffic jam round alpha centauri...
oh come on servalan, don't be a bitch, put the gun away, he's just
an old codger....
nooo! don't die, not before you've made me executor of the will
like she told me to!
shot of space craft taking off threatening to blow actor's hair
away in the backdraft....