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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Greetings to all current and soon to be Federation citizens. Trooper Pouthmiece back again with the latest Federation news.




Breaking News; Search ships sifted through the wreckage of the Liberator and managed to find the bodies of Servalan’s crew but found no trace of the President.



File: Rescue



Teams searching the planet Terminal discovered the remains of the alien criminal Cally “Coldheart” killed in what appeared to be an explosion most likely set by one of her companions (no honor among thieves).

Long range scanners identified a freight ship Scorpio registered to an individual named Dorian leaving the planet. Federation files on Dorian go back over two hundred years (that can’t be possible. Have to tell tech guys to check that) He’s wanted for questioning in the disappearance of several people including his partner. Recently he’s been known to keep company with a female gun for hire named Soolin (not sure if that’s her first or last name).Reports say he worked with Professor Ensor over forty years ago (again, have to check that) and picked up several times intoxicated ranting about horrors and monsters living in caves.






Ask Trooper Pouthmiece:

This week’s question is from the planet Tarsius. Sel wants to know, “what is the strongest metal?” Herculanium. Strongest known metal in the universe.


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 6:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Greetings to all current and soon to be Federation citizens. Trooper Pouthmiece back again with the latest Federation news.




Breaking News; Search for Scorpio continues



File: Power

Well, I did some further checking into that Dorian bloke, turns out he would travel to Onus Two telling tales about the planet he was on being inhabited by gorgeous single women (point ne in the right direction). He claimed to have a deal with them, bringing nutrients in exchange for technical assistance with tele-ergonomics (huh?) . But according to him the world also had a tribe of barbaric males and the sides were at war (battle of the sexes? Ridiculous. Bloody nutter). And, get this, the females had the greater technology plus telekinesis but were losing. The captives were forced to bear children with the daughters left to die (wait, that doesn’t make sense. Won’t the males eventually die out?). Sooner we find this planet the sooner we can put it under Federation control.





Ask Trooper Pouthmiece:

This week’s question is from Rol of planet Earth. Rol wants to know why are my shows becoming so infrequent. Well, Rol, as a Federation trooper I’m on call twenty five hours a day. Sometimes business gets in the way of pleasure. I’ll try to do better, Rol, and thanks for the question.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 1:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Greetings to all current and soon to be Federation citizens. Trooper Pouthmiece here again with the latest Federation news.




Breaking News; Helotrix Regent assassinated.



File: Traitor

Planet Helotrix in sector 4 is one of the oldest Earth colonies and one of the first to be granted independence had voted to rejoin the empire weeks ago (way to go guys) but apparently there were some sore losers. Insurgents led by the terrorist calling himself Star Major Hunda, former assistant professor at Leedenbrank (funny how these civilians give themselves impressive military ranks) is believed to be responsible for the murder of President elect Practor. His excellency was found in his quarters dead from a plasma blast wound.
The Helots, who are known for being marvelous fighters, especially at close quarters (nearly on a level with Federation troopers), have been waging a winning battle against extremists who have been attempting to destabilize the legitimate government. Commissioner Sleer, creator of the pacification program, which is helping the new administration adjust during the transition period, is in charge of the investigation.

Planetary sensors indicated that the Scorpio was in orbit after Orac was thwarted from hacking into Federation military computers. Two of Avon’s gang were also spotted on the planet and believed to have given aid to the rabble.


On another sad note, it’s with deep regret we announce the passing of Doctor Forbus. The good doctor finally succumbed to a rare genetic disease he had been battling for years was found in his laboratory. Doctor Forbus was a renowned chemist working on Helotrix to provide its inhabitants with better lives. Dr. Forbus and President elect Practor will both be missed.







Ask Trooper Pouthmiece:

This week’s question is from Tavid from planet Zondawl; “what happened to the guests for this season you told us about?” We’ll have a guest on our next show, Tavid. Thanks for writing.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2017 4:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Greetings to all current and soon to be Federation citizens. Trooper Pouthmiece here again with the latest Federation news.




Breaking News; Former head of Federation Space Drive Center believed dead


File: Stardrive

We’ll get to the breaking news in a moment but first we have a special guest on today’s show.
Thank you for taking the time to join us, ex-citizen Bigg.



Brigg


Pardon?

Name, Brigg


Okay, ex-citizen Brigg, welcome to the show. Let me apologize for the manacles but Federation rules are specific about prisoners and we have expensive equipment here. So, you’re a member of the gang, Space Cats

Space Rats


Oh, Space Rats. That sounds much more impressive. Just how did your gang get the name Space Rats?

Speed. Rats need speed. Space needs rats. Been like that for centuries.


That doesn’t make any ... okay, let’s move on. What made you want to become a Space rat?

Sex, violence, booze, speed.



And what’s it like to be in the Space Rats?

Sex, violence, booze, speed.


Have you ever seen a crimino therapist?

Seen plenty.


So let’s get to business. We’re hoping you can shed some light on this Stardrive case. Federation Interceptors detected the disabled Scorpio which had attempted to sneak into the Altern system using an asteroid for cover (that’s insane). After relaying the information our ships then exploded. I assume your group had something to do with that.

Ha ha. Space Rat cycles go bang. Federation ships go splat. Ha ha ha.


Yes, very funny (bloody nutter). Our scientists estimate your craft attained speeds of Time Distort twelve. Impressive. How did you manage that?

Speed doctor make our choppers fast. Space choppers make Federation ships go splat.


Dr. Plaxton, disappeared 3 years ago. Intelligence tracked her to Caspar. From what I understand the Space Rats are based on Caspar Sector five. Was she your speed doctor?

Speed doctor make our choppers fast. Space choppers make Federation ships go splat.


The Space Rats are wanted for multiple thefts on a dozen worlds. Our theory is that your Space Rats were stealing raw materials for a prototype photonic space drive. Then forced Dr. Plaxton to build it. Is that correct?

Speed doctor make our choppers fast. Space choppers make Federation ships go splat.


The Federation’s most brilliant head of the Federation space drive research center designer and you used her to trick out your space choppers. Is that the best you could come up with?

Speed doctor make our choppers fast. Space choppers make Federation ships go splat. Sex, violence, booze, speed.



(Bloody nutter) The remains of technician Napier, Dr. Plaxton’s assistant was discovered on the planet. Did the Space Rats have anything to do with that?

Old gook deprive Space Rats of speed. We bend, he break.


Our reports state that the body of your leader, a Federation outlaw named Atlan, along with corpses of several strangely garbed individuals was also found.

Atlan, Bomber, Johns, hunt gooks. Go splat.


Our understanding is that Dr. Plaxton was kidnapped by a man called Avon and his group, forced to upgrade their engines and later disposed of.

Fragging gooks take speed doctor. Atlan, Bomber, Johns, hunt gooks. Go splat.


And without her to maintain your vehicles you were just another gang. Looks like that’s all the time we have. Thank you for stopping by ex-citizen Brigg. These troopers will escort you to the shuttle that will take you to Cygnus Alpha.

Gook.















Ask Trooper Pouthmiece:

This week’s question is from Klun of Palmero (they grow excellent fruit) which fits in with today’s show. Klun wants to know what a space chopper is. A space chopper is a single seat leisure vehicles capable of space travel. They were outlawed two centuries ago and now the only legal ones reside in the transport museum. Thanks for the question.


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