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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

..only one thing for it, vla shoved his hands down his throat and was sick all over his boots, unfortunately the sick was invisible too, and then suddenly to make matters words a giant flying zebra flew towards him..
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then Giant Moths Came & Chased The Zebras Away
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

vila sat down and found nirvana and was no longer invisible, he got on the liberator with the crew and avon took command, "we're going to find my brother, but to do tht we must find servalan"
but as he was ordering the crew, slowly out of the screen of the liberator came mongooses floating in a very eerie way towards them....
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fortunately The Liberator Had A Cat. But After All This Brother Talk, The Crew Were Starting To Wonder If Avon Had A Brother, Or Indeed If Avon Was A Man At All?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 1:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

it turned out (unfortunately for all you avon lovers) that avon was a woman , and his trademark bulge was just a mongoose licking him off :beneath his trousers (if only there was a smilie to illustrate that) they set course for 1979 and dematerialised, but when they turned around, a cactus with a lions mane came floating eerily towards them
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then as soon as it had began the crew returned to reality. There was no more moths or anything like that. Only the liberator's battle worn bridge. Avon woke up. He rubbed his temples as if his skull needed a rest from being a skull. The rest of the crew also woke up. It appeared as if nothing had happened during their slubber. Although they all suspeced something bad had happened...
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I think something bad happened," said Gan.
"Will your talent for stating the obvious never cease?" responded Avon, who still had a headache but never needed much excuse to have a go at Gan.
Blake bawled out to Zen, "What happened?"
"Computers indicate," Zen intoned, "that we hit a space-time anomaly and passed too near the Discovery Planet, which beams 24-hour nature shows into deep space."
"Fascinating," said Orac, in that smug way that made Vila immediately suspect he'd had something to do with it.
Cally and Jenna were both up on chairs looking around for stray mongeese and mice.
"Is it over?" they asked. "Exactly what's on board now?"
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gan decided to make an omellette but as he did, a giant duvet cover came floating eerily towards his throat
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Vila Stop Practising Magic Tricks" Gan Scoulded, But The Duvet Continued.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the duvet changed course towards Vila and promplty smothered him
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

With Kisses
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the kisses were acidic and vila burned to death
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But luckily a clone of Vila had been prepared by the clone masters ....
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... and that clone had managed to get on board the ship with mayhem in mind, which was what the ship's duvet cover, a naturally protective item, had sensed. It attacked like a rabid pit bull, killing the clone, not the real Vila, who was discovered sleeping in the bridge closet.
"Good Binky," said Cally, who promptly put the duvet cover back in her room along with her Moondisk and sentient toilet brush.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then Jenna Walked By & Started Bragging About Sleeping With Carnell
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