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JUNE
2000
It was a
difficult decision - but we think that this one was the best of the best
this month - it was the 'Bless' bit that bagged it - Jenna definitely
has that look on her face:
Jenna: Quick
blake look, Avon's playing with his rattle again!, Bless...
 by Paul Maddox
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Here are
the rest of the entries:
Avon: It's a
talking peach I tell you, listen.
Blake(whispers): OK Cally, stop winding him up with your telepathy
<snigger>
by Matt
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AVON: Peach,
I could eat a peach for hours.
by Mickeydoodles
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last one I promise!!
Jenna: I know you see programming as an art form but did you really
need to cut your ear off?
Blake hums 'starry starry night' in the background...
by Emma_Peel
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Avon: Right
Blake, let's play spot the difference... Jenna, tart.. tart, Jenna....
by Emma_Peel
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Blake: Put your
hearing aid back in Avon, and I promise I won't mention your dress
sense again.
Avon: Eh? Pardon?
by Emma_Peel
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Blake: Are you
still making prank phone calls across the galaxy to federation space
ships Avon? Avon: Shut up. Hello...is your spase ship running....
then you had better go catch it..(clck) Genna and Avon: Ha ha ha
ha ha! Genna: Do another one. Avon: Ok,ok. Hello.....
by lechar
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Blake:So what
the heck is it Avon. Avon: It's a umm...(now taking a deep breath)
It's A cheap piece of plasic that we have to pretend is a space
rock with special powers. Genna and Blake: ha ha ha ha. Director:
Cut!!! Can't you just TRY and be a little serious. Avon: Sorry,
It's just hard to always be so serious. Direcyor: ....(sigh)
by Lechar
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avon:i dont
care what you say, i like fet boy slim
by johnnyw
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"Mr. Flibble
is very cross with you"
"What do you mean, 'where is he then', he's - oh."
...........
"I'll get my coat".
by Louise
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Avon: which
wone of you wants a bite of this peach?
Jenna: ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!
by Ingeborg (Netherlands)
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Yes Gan we can
hear you...... no Gan we're not having a party (snigger).... no
we're just watching the telly (snigger)... what? No it's Star Cops
(he he he).... yes, you stay in and wash your hair (chortle)...
no, we don't fancy the pub... Cally? Oh yes, she REALLY likes you
(cough),,, she thinks you're so tall (everyone falls about laughing)...
by Bob W
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its alive
dont be silly its only a peach
by scott
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And they're
calling for LBW but the Umpire says Not-out!
by Bill
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Avon:Stop
laughing at me blake! This peach realy is talking to me. Blake:
Oh wait, don't tell me avon, It's saying"eat me". Avon:
...(sigh)
by Lechar
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Avon: c'mon
Jenna pull my finger again.
by izzystilldead
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Yes Sooty,
they did confiscate your water pistol.
by Blake
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Avon has finally
found his intellectual equal!
by Gina and Maz
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"Now,
here I have an ordinary peach..."
Despite Vila's training video, Avon *still* couldn't get the hang
of his magic tricks.
by Phaedrus
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'Sod it this
jam tart is too tempting, I give up on the diet'
by Beth
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Is that a
jelly doughnut your holding, Avon?
by John Weaver
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Avon chose
the forfeit in the weekly game of 'truth or dare'. But would his
ear ever be the same again?
by Phaedrus
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Avon: if i
can find the other half of this and a piece of string i'll have
a pair of ear muffs
by luke sargeant
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Jenna: How's
our situation, Avon?
Avon: Peachy.
by Adam 'L'
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Blake: I know
we're both tense Avon, but when I was suggesting a visit to Space
City, not Jenna and something from the patisserie, when I said
'How about a couple of tarts....' Bagsy me the pastry one though!
by emma
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Jenna: I told
you we were on that planet too long... look Blake, the radiation's
made his ear fall off....
by Emma_Peel
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Avon: Hello
Blake, Hello Jenna, I'm Mr Jam Tart!
by Louise
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Blake, Jenna!
This cricket ball! It's ... it's
talking to me!
by Roderick
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Avom... I
need to throw a 6 or I will go directly to jail
and won`t pass go to collect 200 pounds
by shaza
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avon: ...so
you are quite sure that if i stick this babel-fish in my ear it
will act as a mobile translator unit?
by rita d'orac
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Listen, I
can hear the sea!
by Phaedrus
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Jenna: Avon,
can you really pick up Radio One on that Jaffa Cake ?
by Simon
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