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JULY
2000
There
were so many entries this month - so many to choose from.
It was so difficult that we had to get a friend to help us choose.
Dayna and soolin
audition for the job of space traffic warden!
 by gina
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Here
are the rest of the entries:
TAXI!
by Daniel Bailey
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Kneel before
me - I name thee Lord Avon
by Me
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Dayna: AAACCHHHOOOOO!
(snif) Oh gross! Now I got a big glob of mucus in my helmet.
by Lechar
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"Me Me
Meee!!!"
"Now I know why they say, never to step in a foxhole with anybody
braver than you"
by Strange Music
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He was yea high,
brown hair, looked like a scared mouse. Nicked my wallet he did!!
by Elaine Bateman
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All hail Emmapeel,
the high preistess of Lord Avon. The true winner of the caption
contest!
by Lechar
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hands up if
you think avon and servalan are finally going to get it on in the
fan story on this site!
by emmapeel
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Watch this Soo-lin,
I saw Odd-job do this in Goldfinger.
by Bond
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Ok then, whos
nicked me Harley Davidson ?
by Hulk
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"These
helmets were specially made for our punk hairsyles Dayna why are
you trying to take it off?"
by KING KONGO
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It's fun to
stay at the Y. M. C. A.
Blake teaches the crew a new song.
by Lechar
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Sorry, that
one was me (paarp!)
by Tainted Travis
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I swear to tell
the truth, the whole truth and but the truth
Blake questions Vila on who drunk all the soma
by Section Leader Clegg
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Please Soolin,
will you take me to the toilet? I can't undo my zipper with these
gloves on.
by emmapeel
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"We um
Native Americans in outer space! How!"
(Not very PC I know, but amusing anyway...)
by Roderick
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Please Sir,
I think I should in the Dr Who Studio
by NO 1 Fan
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"I am Spartacus",
"no, I am Spartacus...."
by Ted Heath
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vere Lorrimer
tragically misinterprets Ben Steed's script direction "Avon
and Tarrant look at Soolin and Dayna; helmets are visible"
by Alta Two
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Awww, shoot,
you mean tonight isnt the fancy dress night?
by Paul Maddox
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"Going
once, going twice... Sold! To the Metal Mohican Man."
by Phaedrus
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"Please
Miss! I want to go to the toilet."
by Phaedrus
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The truth about
Dayna's little square black moustache is finally revealed.
by Fred
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Dayna: OK, altogether
now guys.... Y.M.C.A!
by Louise
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ok. how many
fingers am I holding up?
Blake tests the IQ level of the crew
by Cally
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You put your
right arm in, your right arm out, in, out, in ,out and shake it
all about
Blake teaches the crew a new dance
by shaza
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Hands up who
wishes they hadn't moaned about the outfits in Sarcophagus after
all?
by Emma_Peel
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STOP! at the
kerb and look both ways...
Avon tired of being a rebel and longed for a cheeky sidekick like
the green cross droid...
by Emma_Peel
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these non-iron
space suits sure are itchy.
by luke
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Stop and raise
your arms! We are the Stench Police.
<turns to other one> OK, officer, go and smell his
armpits.
by Roderick
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"...here's
my spout..."
Blake's Entertainment Nights on the Liberator had recently begun
to deteriorate.
by Phaedrus
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Take me to your
leader
by Simon
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Llyod Grossman
on through the keywhole 2098: "so, who would live in a house
like this?" <gestures at stripy wall paper with art nouveau
painting>
by Paul Maddox
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er...excuse
me, can you help - someone has glued our arms together.
by Simon
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its fun to stay
at the Y M C A!
by Roj
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Hands up those
who have a spare pringle tube,and some stricky back
plastic.
by shaza
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How long before
you get a new ariel for this television?, my arm is
killing me
by shaza
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Heil Avon!
by Belatrix
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We come in peace.
by Susie
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"Hands
up if you can breathe inside this suit!"
by Raymond
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"hey, do
you like the latest head gear of the federation? Well I don't, how
much will you give me for it?"
by Ray
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We are only
wearing these hats so we look like
MR T
by Bill
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V - I - L -
A
We are Vila's Space Mounties
by Simon
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hands up if
your caption dropped off the bottom of the page....
by emmapeel
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Vila: WOW! I
never knew you could do the robot dance, Danya!
by Mickeydoodles
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Soolin(whispering
to Dayna): Whose Idea was it to dare Vila to eat three bowls of
chlli.(rrrriiiiipppp) Vila: Sory.
by Lechar
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We are very
sorry, but could you chaps tell us how to get to the doctor who
studo.
by lechar
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Following Vila's
latest 'beer and curry' binge, and trying in vain not to hurt Vila's
feelings, Dayna waved a frantic warning to Avon before he entered
the room unprotected....
by Claire
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How! Me Dayna,
and you are?.....
by Gina
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Let's do the
timewalk again"
by Mazzie
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I told you not
to starch the arm of this shirt
by Dayna
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Excuse me, but
we seem to have lost our way, where is the sign marked exit
by shaza
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Avon: Ok crew,
lets test your I.Q. level. What is 2+2? Dayna:FOUR!!!!!! Avon: Very
good Dayna. Vila, get her a cookie. Vila: How come she get's a cookie?
Avon: It's because she answered the question. Now get her a cookie
before I break your fingers! Vila: YIPE!!!
by Mickeydoodls
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All right, who
was the one who ate beens for breakfast.
by Lechar
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Hail, king buckethead!
by Chris Fudge
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Dayne: STOP!
in the name of love...
by Roderick
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Soolin: I don't
think much of these new 'Femidoms' Avon's invented.
Dayna: Yes, and why are they this big?
by Buck
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Blake: every
one who thinks i am a great leader raise yor hands, Avon why aren't
you?
Avon: simple, useing geographical equasions, your not.
by Don
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I COME IN PEACE
by Don
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"Excuse
me..... Does my bum look big in this?"
by Steven. G
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AVON:Everyone
raise their hand who think that Vila is a stupid drunken fool who
should be launched into deep space!!!.Vila: What? I said I was sorry!...I
didn't mean to drop Orac!Put down hat gun!! Let go off me! HELP!!!!
by Lechar
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Anouncer: Today
we watch are fellow species, the humanous moronikous, in their daiy
hour of worshop. They seem to be chanting somthing. Our translaters
have anounced hat they are saying "Praise Avon, Praise Avon..."
Thats all for today folks. Next week we will discuss the species
eating habbits....
by lechar
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Dayna: Umm...
Avon, I think there is a hole in my spacesuit. Avon(in a hurry):Well
I'm so glad you said you would go outside and patch up the ship.
Now teleport them outside Vila, quicky.
by Lechar
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Whoever farted
in their spacesuit raise their hand.
by izzy
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Dayna: Uhhh..
you mean it isn't halloween?
by Mickeydoodles
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Soolin: "What
are you doing?"
Dayna: "Orac once told me that if you hold your arm up like
this, you get 10 percent more air time to breathe!"
by William Neave
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Soolin: "What
are you doing?"
Dayna: "Orac once told me that if you hold your arm up like
this, you 10 percent more air time to breathe!"
by William Neave
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Hands up who
wants to kill Tarrant
by Anna Grant
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"S-i-i-i-t!"
Dayna tries to house train Tarrant before going to the Isle of Man
for the TT racing
by Tainted Travis
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Avon: Any questions?
Dayna: Yes, how does the gap between the jacket and helmet stop
the air escaping into the vacuum of space?
Avon: No further questions then, teleporting now!
by Matt
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Blake:Who wants
to build a liberater handgun! Danya: Me, me,me!
by Lecher
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All Together:Peace
Man!
The crew on board the Liberator become space hippies.
by Lechar
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