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Caption Competition picture of the month

July Competition

We like this one - Well done Roderick.

Unbeknownst to the others, Cally was measuring the length between her knees with an invisible ruler.

by Roderick

Well done everyone! Thanks for entering!


Blake: Jenna, face it, you can't beat me at Mega Monster Blasters
Jenna: One day I'll beat you! Kali doesn't seem to care!
Kali: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............

by spam_in_a_basket

JENNA: Are you sure THIS is the TV programme the BLAKE'S 7 web site is going to be featured on?
BLAKE: That's what louise said...
CALLY: But it's on so late at night and I'm tired enough as it izzzzzzzzzzz......

by Paul Kinnear

15, 23, 04, 16, 27, 19
And the bonus ball is 38

Avon : YES!!!

by Lotto Man

Avon " Vila I'm going to kill you"
Blake " Stand in line Avon his mine"
Jenna " He's mine I'll kill the little ba###ed "
Cally " Don't worry about it I'm already teaching the little git to put starch in all our laundry"

by Vidar Raven

Jenna: Dayna! go make the popcorn!
Dayna: But Jenna, I allways make the popcorn!
Blake: Hurry up or your going to miss the opeing credits!
Avon: TV!!!! I love the TV!!!!!!!
Vila: shut up Avon, or we will put you on the planet Pluto!
Gan: It's coming on!
Vila: Jenna, what is the movie anyway?
Jenna: You will see....
Avon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Dam!!
Gan: Whats roung Avon?
Avon: Dayna gave me hot popcorn!!
Dayna: Avon, if you don't like it then you can make it!
Jenna: Quit!
Vila: This cannot be right.
Dayna: What not right Vila?
Vila: The movie is duck tales!

by Mickeydoodles

VILA contemlates the credits he could earn sending this shot to " Cosmic You`ve Been Framed ! "

by THE DOCTOR ALT 8

AVON & JENNA,despirtatly try to stop themselves laughing out loud while BLAKE attempt to follow the excersises on the tape VILA has given him for his birthday. CALLY, tekepathically to VILA, " Are you sure that`s an offical pilarties tape ? Only with out the beard and the hair combed dierently he looks very familier.... "

by THE DOCTOR ALT 8

The cast to themselves, " For THIS we spent five years in drama college ?

by TH E DOCTOR ALT 8

Director " Alright now remember what I told you. Gareth, your a tortise with constipation, Sally, your Wonder Woman, Paul your trying to find your contact lense and Jan, your a eastern mystic..." The cast to themselves " He`s watched too many " WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY ?" Programes.

by THE DOCTOR ALT 8

Vila to Orac " Your not THAT smart, are you ? You now owe me five thousand credits. I told you that if you tell them this would prevent the distruction of the ship you predicted, thay`d do it !"

by THE DOCTOR ALT 8

Blake " Cally are you sure Zen said we have to do this each day,or the main drive shut's down"
Cally thinking to herself "That'll teach you lot to keep leaving me on teleport duty".

by Vidar Raven

Orac to itself " Bloody hell, thay`ll do anything I tell them if they think it`ll win the lottery !"

by THE DOCTOR ALT 8

DIRECTOR : " OI, you stupid lot, I told you to keep your FINGERS crossed !"

by THE DOCTOR ALT 8

IN TRIBUTE TO DOUGLAS ADAMS..... Vila " Orac, is it just me or was using that stolen improbabablity drive a BAD idea ?"

by THE DOCTOR ALT 8

Orac " I take it all back Vila, YOUR obviously the saneist member of the crew !"

by THE DOCTOR ALT 8

Micheal " Boy, am I pleased my agent negotiated a " No Making - A Total Ass Of Yourself " clause into my contract." Rest of the cast ( Under their breath, ) "Shut-up-shut-up-shut-up !"

by THE DOCTOR ALT 8

Jenna: I don't think joining the Natural Law Party was one of your better ideas, Blake.

by Martin

Avon: Alright, own up! Who glued my forehead to the floor?

by Martin

Blake: Euuurrgghh!! Damn martian toilet seats!

by Martin

Avon "Never again...Nev...er again.Blake nex..t time we don't drink Vila's home brew"

by Vidar Raven

Jenna " No, Blake. Cally and I will keep you & Avon confined in this room all week UNLESS you take us to the beauty parlor. Cally needs a re-perm & trim and I MUST get my roots done !"

by THE DOCTOR ALT 8

VILA enters the room and looks at the rest of the crew. It is obvious from whatthey are doing that they`ve found and eaten his stash of " Freeky-fungi"

by THE DOCTOR ALT 8

While Gareth, Sally & Paul concentrate on " acting " in this scene, Jan Chapple can`t help thinking how much money has been wasted on contrution this only used once set and how this will affect everyone`s wages next week... unless... Yes of course, we can make enough of a saving by suruptisiously killing the tea-boy. I never liked the way he lears down my cheast. we`ll take him on location and get Mat Irvine to "accidently" blow him up !

by THE DOCTOR ALT 8

Avon. " Well, confess someone, who stable-gunned my hands to the floor ?" Blake . " It wasn`t me Avon, I just woke up and found myself in this position." Cally, telepathically to Jenna. " That`ll teach them to go though our underwear draws and strech our favorite knickers by wearing them over their heads." Jenna thinking to herself, " Why do men ALWAYS do that ?"

by THE DOCTOR ALT 8

Can we stop wacthing peter pan now

by Rhiannon

Paul *Gareth this is the last time we let you negotiate our contracts"
Gareth * How was I to know the fine print including worshiping the DG each day"

by Vidar Raven

blake.....wheeee, im superman...whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

cally.....hmmmmm, mind control does work on fools

by super saiya-jin imp

Cally enjoyed using her secret telekinetic powers to make the lads look ridiculous.

by Matt

Blake:(Awaking from a nap) Arrggh....Vila's tied my hands to my feet again. Will one of you three please help me?

Avon: Believe me Blake, I'd love to.. but the little weasel has also taken the time to super glue my hands to floor.

by Matt

Jenna looked around at her companions and wondered to herself.."how in hell did I get mixed up with this bunch of weirdo's"

by Matt

JENNA: Bloody hell, Blake, this is the fifth time this week you've made us watch Star Wars. Those exercises are *not* going to turn you into a Jedi Knight!
CALLY: And Avon, will you stop doing that every time Darth Vader appears? You're starting to scare me...

by Jo Grant

( OFF CAMERA ) VILA : " Hey, folks, are you really SURE you wern`t affected by that mind-pobe ?"

by THE DOCTOR ALT 8

EXCLUSIVE PHOTO : Of the scene which finally made Gareth & Sally give up their repected roles in Blakes 7.

by THE DOCTOR ALT 8

Paul Darrow, " it`s no good guy`s however you look at it, our B.B.C. actors contract is watertight !!!"

by THE DOCTOR ALT 8

JENNA " Avon, we stopped playing hide-&-seek an hour ago... We`er playing charades now...and your on Blakes team."

by THE DOCTOR ALT8

... 53 more things to do in Zero Gravity...

by Slartibartfast

"BLADDER CONTROL EXERCISES"
Cally- the "if you do it ti will go all over your feet" technique
Avon- the "if you do it, everyone will see the puddle on the floor" technique
Jenna- the old favourite- "cross your legs" technique
Blake- the "fountain" technique

by Currer

Jenna: Would someone tell me what we are doing please
Cally: She who trusts can never be betrayed, only get a bad back
Blake: Well can we at least sit in a better position, my back IS kiling me

by Jon

Use the force, cally

by Jedi dude

Only Jenna was strong enough to watch Vila doing his stand up comedy during the 'Freedom Fighters Benefit Fund.'

by cmdahms

Three freedom fighters awaiting their turns at the beauty parlor play party games to pass the time,,,, " Guess what I am ?" whizzes Blake convinced the girls will be stumped. While Jenna`s relpy is unrepeatable, Cally can`t help wondering what is taking Vila so long in there....

by THE DOCTOR ALT 8

Avon "we're not worthy"
Cally "Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Jenna "look Im a fish, swimming around"
Blake "Villa, look, just how much more do we have to do, to get you to STOP telling awefull jokes!"

by Paul Maddox

Avon: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH....... I WANT A DECKCHAIR AS WELL!!!!!!
Jenna: Oh shut up you baby, you know there's only three. You have to be a bit quicker next time.

by Matt

Avon:<moan>...
Genna: What wrong with you?
Avon: I've fallen and I can't get up.
Cally: Real cute Avon, but would you mind telling us what really wrong?
Avon: I'm not kidding. I REALLY have fallen and I CAN'T get up.

by Martion

Cally and Jenna put on their best innocent looks as Blake relized he`d been superguled into an excutiating position. Just punnishment inflicked on him by he girls for too many turns of " Teleport duty ."

by The Doctor Alt 8.

Blake: Oh my god! I don't believe what I'm seeing.
Jenna: What's that Blake?
Blake: The guy on the TV says that anyone can loose 50lbs if they follow the Fat Freedom Fighters 30 day Diet Plan.
Jenna thinking to herself: Anyone but you fat boy.

by Buffalo Butt Bob

No one on the Liberator knew that Cally, using her mental powers, was forcing Blake to excerise.

by Iva Biggin

If only Jenna and Blake would stop watching reruns of Red Dwarf they would notice that Cally was not doing her usual yoga class. She was smelling the effects of last nights dinner: hard boiled eggs, sasuage, baked beans and a pint of dark ale.
Avon: What the hell stinks?

by Fat Franny

Cally: C'mon Blake keep moving, you can do it.
Blake Panting: I don't think I can do it, I'm too fat.
Jenna: You better do it lard ass or you'll never get to first base with me. The one thing I hate more than Servelan is a FAT freedom fighter who thinks he can score with me.
Blake Crying: I don't wanna excerise, I don't wanna...boo hoo hoo.
Avon thinking to himself: I love it when that fat pig is reduced to a wimpering idiot. Makes a great guy like me feel warm all over.


by Beerbelly Benny

Zen: "All systems are functioning normally... apart from you lot, what in the hell are you doing???"

by Fish

Avon: "Cally, I refuse to take part in more of your yoga classes until you get me a couch too."

by Steve Rogerson

Vila had the great idea of getting the rest of the crew to pose for his new painting... entitled "The Evolution of man"

by Fish

There's something in the comment of being a dumb blonde... they don't know how to look like complete pratt!

by cmdahms

Jenna's thought - "After looking at this lot, who says blondes are dumb!"

by cmdahms

Avon: What exactly are we doing again?
Cally: We are trying to focas on possitive things. Things that make us happy. Have you come up with one yet?
Avon: Oh yes. It involves an airlock and Vila.

by Tufty

If you concentrate hard enough, you too can be taken over by aliens with bad intentions!

by Julie D

Blake: Gnnnnn... we'll just have to accept it, everyone, none of us have a clue how to fly.

by Martin

Blake: Urrghhhh!! I'm truly sorry for kissing that other woman Jenna... now will you please untie me!

by Blake

I am sure we used to have hinged doors?

by Stephen

I am sure we had hinged doors the last time I looked!

by Stephen Lilley

I am sure we had hinged doors the last time I looked!

by Stephen Lilley

(saw a similar screenshot on another web site where the caption was):
Avon (to an ant) : "Have YOU betrayed ME?

by futsie

Jenna thinking... "Who said blondes were dumb after looking at this lot!"

by AusDahms

Avon (mumbling into the deck) "Oh God, Oh God, I'm not going to make it."
Cally "Concentrate, Avon. Let your mind control your body."
Avon "It's not working."
Blake "Leave it, Avon!"
Avon "Oh, if only I could."
Jenna "It's all your fault anyway. Why did you have to bet Vila he couldn't lock you out of any room?"
Avon (anguished) "I didn't mean the loo!"

by Marian Mendez

It was the 3 wise monkeys... Knee no evil, Chin no evil and kick no evil

by Fish

101 things to do while listening to the news

by Simon
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