Blakes 7 - www.blakes-7.co.uk - Louise and Simon's Blake's 7 Fan Site

Caption Competition picture of the month

January Competition

This definitely fits the picture and also made us laugh! There were many captions that made us laugh this time though, so thanks to everyone who had a go!

Servalan hadn't quite understood the clothing requirements for the paint balling

by Slartibartfast

Piano in the backgrownd, Servalan trys out to be in the Blake's 7 movie.

by Mickeydoodles

The new series of Pop Idol was not going well.

by Currer

"We're looking for Windy Miller!"

by Futsie

The troopers tried to make the B7 spot-the-ball photo challenging, but Servalan always gave the game away...

by Futsie

Servalan proudly presented the offspring of the evil genetic experiment involving Darth Vader and Toyah Wilcox...

by Futsie

"Federation, nil point!"

by Futsie

Servalan: You two must be a real hit down at the S & M club!

by Lazarus

The replacement Hear'Say member was unmasked at a secret location last night.

by Mrs B

The "Server-LAN" Bots were getting more realistic day by day...

by Nigel Bourne-Again

All right, you can take the masks off, I know the haircut's bad, but not *that* bad, surely?

by Nigel Bourne

singing "who do you think you are, some kind of superstar

by jemma carrie

core whats that smell - is it you, you dirty little space rat you ******* stink

by jemma

Ay! Macaraner

by Mr Saddo

YMCA, YMCA

by Mr Saddo

Good evenin'

by Id'yut

Say- which one of you wrote 'Servalan is a big fat lesbo and a perv'... in the men's toilets?

by Dirty Ken

Welcome to the land of one-handed entertainment.

by Oxo

Servalan: Show us your hair!
Tarrant: I beg your pardon?
Servalan: I said SHOW US YOUR HAIR.
Tarrant: Servalan, why all the obsession with other people's hair?
Servalan: Show us your hair, Tufty, or I'll have you shot.
Tarrant: That isn't very hair, I mean, fair.
Servalan: Alright then, I'll have the rest of your crew(-cut) shot.
Tarrant: Hair today, gone tomorrow.
Servalan: You really don't hair, I mean care, do you?
Tarrant: Don't shoot Soolin. If you so much as harm a hair on her head...
Servalan: Shall I sing? Hair-py days are here again...!
Tarrant: This really is a poor attempt at winning the caption competition, isn't it?
Servalan: Well, they did say they liked hair jokes. Just look at all the previous winners.
Tarrant: Hair, hair.

by Hair Bear

Well, of course all our outfits are terrible, Darling. This still is taken from the worst ever episode of Blakes 7- Animals.

by The Potato Destrukta

Here, pussy, pussy, pussy...

by M. Aydeupnaym

Pass me my wig, Darling.

by Currer

Sorry " ladies " But your too late to audition for Hot Gosip.!

by THE DOCTOR ALT 8

I use my hair to make all my new dresses.

by Hair

Maximum chiffon.... and don't let the green gunge spoil my scene this time!

by Mercedes Benzova (Australian Star)

Cinderella arrived at the masked ball, unfortunately it was way after midnight.

by Rell Thornscar

Woman in suit on right: Cor, look at that, a crisp that looks like Servalan
Woman in suit on left: Erm....she's behind you!

by Noodle Boy

OK. Who wants the first dance?

by Criz

Pass me a hanky, I'm about to sneeze.

by Currer

Well Avon! You have one chance to save your life.
Tell me, does my bum look Big in this dress?

by Vidar Raven

And THIS room I decorated in a lovely white colour with the wallpaper over the windows giving an excellent contrast.

by Jon, Phill, Danny, James

SERVALAN TONIGHT MATHEW, I'M GOING TO BE, SHIRLEY BASSEY.

by DAVID

"...One more thing, girls... No matter what time The Doctor materialises, tell him the party was next week."

by Marck

Servalan's cabaret act worked best when played to a captive audience.

by Thomas a niMac

Ooooh get her!

by 7 zark 7

Come on Blake, cough and drop.
Blake worried about Servalans hand gesture?

by john holland

Okay, so which one of you is lah di dah gunner Graham.
Guard on the right: Shut up!

by john holland

I'm just a sweet transvestite from transexual transsylvaniaaaaaaaaaaa.....come on, everybody...............................

by john holland

I now declare this Ikea open

by Zippy

Call this a cat flap , I mean look at it.

Now build me a proper one , or it`s the POODLE injections for you three next time !!!

"Gulp"

by Magic Pebble

Aaah aaah aaah aaah staying alive staying alive!

by Currer

servalan made quite an impression on Top of the Pops. unforunately it was the wrong one!

by caz

Servalan: "Ok Avon - cough, please... damn! I blinked and he's gone!"

by Futsie

Servalan: Of all the secret bases in all the Federation, you had to walk into mine.
Blake: Here's shooting at you, kid.

by Chaos

SERVALAN:- "THE MINUTE YOU WALKED IN THE JOINT....."

by Gina

One of the first things Servalan did in her rise to power was assassinate everyone who bore witness to her days as an "entertainer" in a gentleman's club, which paid for her Academy tuition.

by Chaos

Servalin: Sure, it's great to be President of the Federation... but what I've really always wanted to be is... (musical flourish) a DANCER!

by Chaos

The long lost special episode, "Blake's 7: The Musical," made it painfully obvious just why the episode had been "lost" so long in the first place.

by Chaos

QUARD ON THE LEFT: god, i wish she'd use deoderant!

by caz

So the chicken feathers smell a bit. Sometimes you have to suffer for fashion!

by Erika

Servie has a go at karaoke with all female accompaniment...... sing girl!

This is a special tribute to Blake and his men....

At first I was afraid.
I was petrified.
I kept thinking I could never live
Without you by my side.
But then I spent so many nights
Just thinking how you'd done me wrong.
I grew strong.
I learned how to get along.

And so you're back from outer space.
I just walked in to find you here
Without that look upon your face.
I should have changed my stupid lock.
I would have made you leave your key
If I'd have known for just one second
You'd be back to bother me.

Oh now go.
Walk out the door.
Just turn around now.
You're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one
Who tried to break me with goodbye?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh not I.

Let's sing it girls......

I will survive.
As long as I know how to kill
I know I'll be alive.
I've got all my life to live.
I've got all my love to give.
I will survive.
I will survive.

Blake, you're a dead man.....

by Jan

All the guards thinking together: I hate when she whares that perfume!

by Mickeydoodle

the women is taking over the world! and feels very powerful

by Kawgpx

Servalan acting out her fantasy to be Britney Spears.

by Hank The Dwarf

Servalan: OK Blake take off your clothes.
Blake: NO!
Servalan: I said TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!
Blake: No I'm FAT and everyone will laugh at me.
Servalan: That's right tubby. We're goin to laugh till we roll on the floor then we're going to throw you out in the hall so everyone else can see you naked and laugh or I'll have the guards shoot you, your choice hippo butt.

by Hillbilly Bob

I'm all for equal opportunity in my guard ranks. Besides there are so few decorative and useful men around now days....

by James

Servalan + Troopers: Let's do the time warp again...

by Martin

Servalan :
" At first I was afraid, I was petrifed..
I kept thinking I could never live without you by my side,
But then I spent so many nights just thinking how you'd done me wrong.
I grew strong.
I learned how to get along....."

<guards burst into dance>

"And so you're back from outer space.
I just walked in to find you here
Without that look upon your face.
I should have changed my fucking lock.
I would have made you leave your key
If I'd have known for just one second
You'd be back to bother me."

<all join in>

"Oh now go.
Walk out the door.
Just turn around now.
You're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one
Who tried to break me with desire?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh not I. "

by Paul Maddox

OK, My eyes are closed, now wheres me prezzie ?

by Simon

Servalan: I'm a sweet transvestite from Transexual
Transylvania

by Roderick

Servalan: I'm a sweet transvestite from Transexual
Transylvania

by Roderick

Servalan: Lads, my armpits don't smell that bad.

by Martin

Well, Avon, bridesmaids' dresses are supposed to be unflattering. I am to be, at all times, the center of attention.

by DaMo

Servalan finds out how to make guards work double shifts: rivit their spines to the new door frame.
She is very pleased with the new discovery and proudly shows friends.

by Artificial Intelligence

Matthew Kelly (off camera): And tonight Servalan you`re going to be .....

by The Game

Well, how about it boys? Pretty good harem wouldn't you say?

by James

( DING DONG )
"Avon calling"
Listen , those jokes died out in the 80s
now run away or i`ll do my Shirley Bassey impersonation.

by Magic Pebble

Just popping down the corner shop
anyone want an adrenalin or soma or anything?

by Magic Pebble

Meet Monique and Unique
They`re a real blast at parties !

by Magic Pebble

I`m sorry , but Travis can`t come out to play
he`s a bit tied up at the moment.

by Magic Pebble

That's right boys!
I've returned locking more devastating than before!

by Vidar Raven