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Ya know the feeling..........
Mutoid "That Blue BMW has stolen our parking space commander"
The captain suspected the mutoids had secretly been watching makeover shows on the scanner...
IŽve told Mission Control a MILLION TIMES! NO LESBIAN PILOTS!
"I sure hope no one else comes dressed as Robert Palmer."
Mutoid: I have Bill Cotton on line 1...he wants to know if youŽll host the new series of Blankety Blank?
The long lost piolt episode of "The Fonz: in space" finally sees the light of day
Mutoids in unison: This is the S & M information switchboard, can I help you?
Commander: " Right! the jump-leads are connected, lets see if sheŽll turn over now! "
Commander: " OK girls, which one of you old queens stole my mascara?"
Last ditch efforts to spice up episodes of "One by One" had failed. Even dressing the vets in ex-BlakeŽs 7 costumes couldnŽt save it from the axe.
Commander: Mmmm, IŽm looking good!
In the late 70Žs the RAF flirted with a series of advertisement billboards designed to attract more women into the service. They failed.
circa late 1970s: Bon Scott really wasnŽt happy with the way the new AC/DC video was taking shape.
white afro in space
As soon as he stepped on the plane, Jim regretted taking this discount flight to Miami. It was full of AARP members returning from their national convention, and the two old bats up front hadnŽt shut up about their grandkids for the past 3,000 miles.
Genetic experiments with ancient DNA from a batch marked "UK SITCOM" had succeeded in producing two Mrs Slocombes.
Pierre, hairdresser extraordinaire to the stars, was less than impressed with the results of his latest experiments using blonde highlights.
The pilot figured if he could teach the stewardesses to fly, then he could go and get legless in the galley...
Commander: What are you doing tonight?
Mutoid 1: Getting a new hair piece.
Commander: " Ouch! - I really wished the Federation would do something about these uniforms, they dont have pull up in the crotch sometimes"
Mutoid 1: " We know how to drive Commander ,tut back seat drivers!"
Mutoid 2: " Are you any good at reading starmaps Commander, I think we took a wrong turn someplace"
Commander "My turn with the cup holder next".