Blake: "C´mon Avon! Pick a card"
While the rest of the crew begrudgingly humoured Blake while he ´entertained´ them with repetitive card tricks, Gan was completely amazed everytime.
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Blake: It´s a text message from Travis!
It says "im ur deth blak"
Avon: What could it mean?
Fun though it was using Orac for the fairy lights
Having no Christmas tree on the flightdeck was a bit of a bummer really
Blake: You talking to me? I don´t see anybody else here, so you must be talking to me!
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It was at that moment that Gan realised he was sitting on Jenna
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Blake:so, thats what Whardnip means....
Blake was so busy enthusing about Orac that he didn´t notice Vila being sick into it...
Not realising that Blake was talking to Avon, Gan suddenly perked up when he heard "Walkies!"
white afro in space
Everyone gathered round Orac to see if the new "Space Invaders" cartridge would work...
Blake : "Orac´s just had a baby Orac!"
Blake: Yes Avon, I m shaking my tic tacs at you, what are you gonna do about it?
Blake: ".........so stay away from ´the shed´, theres been strange goings on in there latley´!
Avon: " I haven´t been anywhere near it"
Blake : ´This activates the android Gan on the couch´
Vila`s illicit space beans had the most bizzare effects.....
Gan`s Harley was a cool ride
Blake & Avon really did love each other
And Cally thought her Auron powers of levitation with Orac were amazing
Blake: I´m confiscating these cigarettes Avon. We´ll have no more smoking on the flight deck, it leaves a nasty smell, it´s unhealthy, & not just for you. HOW many times have we warned you about us having to inhale your second hand smoke? HOW MANY? So from now on you only smoke in the airlock, or one of us will teleport you down to a lifeless planet where you´ll do no harm to anybody but yourself. Is that clear? Oh, & I´m not kissing you again until you quit, it´s like kissing an ash tray, disgusting!
Blake: "Hey Avon! I´ve got an electric fish for the electric fish tank! Wanna play?"
Blake: Hey guys, look at the video I found in Avon´s room! The Apprentice! What were you trying to do, study this video so you could style your hair to be like Donald Trump´s? Anything would be an improvement over the pudding-bowl-look!
Avon could deny it all he wanted, but he knew no one would believe him. For it was all true.
Blake: " Happy birthday Avon, we didn´t know what to get you, so we bought you this on E-bay! we had to keep outbiding a woman called Servalan"
:B7 pass the activator-switch game:
Blake: " When our theme tune ends, who ever is holding the key, will have to activate Orac...."
Blake´s remote control for Gan and Avon was working very well. If only it worked on Cally.
Blake: Staop pouting Avon, you can have a piece of chewing gum too!
Blake: " Ok own up, who placed this in the airlock?"
Avon: " There are better ways of keeping Orac quiet, but there are no more certain"
Vila: (whisper) ".. that was the idea"
Blake - "Look I can´t trust any of you. I´m keeping this down my pants."
Avon - "For crying out loud, we´ve only just got rid of the smell of fish from competition 83!"
Blake "Look , we`ve finally found all those diagonal covers to fit over the white holes on the flightdeck"
Blake "Cally`s found your compact Avon , it was in her make-up bag"
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Avon "Cally`s found your compact Avon , it was in her make-up bag"
Blake: And you´re telling me if I stick this on top of the funny plastic box, all the fairy lights will twinkle? Come off it!
Blake: ´ - and then I finally find my Liberace CD in your cabin, Avon!´
Blake: I bet I could throw this thing Oddjob style and decapitate Avon before he even has a chance to draw his gun.
Orac: I calculate a 99.9% probability that Avon will shoot first and...
Blake: Shut up Orac.
Blake: "Look, Avon! I got a wireless mouse for the iMac!"
More lessons on how to use Orac:
B: Ok. So this is they key. And I do what with it now?
Blake: " For the last time Avon, this key is not for throwing around the flight deck, got it?"