Vila: "That´s remarkable - you just shot off my verucca!"
Avon: "I was aiming for your head."
Vila: "Avon, I think you´ve got the wrong end of the stick."
Avon: "You´re one to talk, just wait until the boot is on the other foot."
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Vila "Bootifull shot Avon"
Avon "It ain`t cool being no jive turkey this close to Xmas Vila"
Vila: "That fishing rod´s hopeless, Avon! Do you want to catch any more old boots or can we go home now?"
Avon : ´How do you like my gun, Vila?´
Vila : ´Bootiful´ :)
Vila: "Avon, that teleport´s never right - look where my foot is!"
Vila: Snotty Alphas! My socks don´t smell that bad, ´specially not now I´ve washed ´em in this nice puddle.
Avon - "I told you to look where you´re walking. You´d better go and wipe it on some grass."
Vila - "Why can´t the federation get its act together and introduce Poop-Bins like all the other centrally controlled dictatorships?"
Vila: " Avon I dont think this wellie-trowing contest is a good idea"
Avon: " Just throw it Vila, I´ll deal with the other contestants"
Vila "Tell me Avon , what happens if you step on a mine?"
Avon "You scatter yourself over a wide area , why?"
Vila "Oh no reason , best keep walking , carry on , carry on"
Vila: Join with Blake, see the world they said. So here we are in a gravel pit in Surrey...
Avon: Yes, a herd of Ogs went through here about an hour ago. I can smell them.
Vila: And I´ve found another way to tell they were there. And I just bought these boots!
Vila: " still not quick enough Avon - I took my boot off first! "
Vila: " Avon, when do I finally get to have a gun, I´m tired of knocking people out with my boot"
Vila "You`ve just shot David Maloney !"
Avon "His jacket was cooler than mine"
Vila: I´ve got a wet foot now.
Avon: Shut up and stop whining! Jenna and Cally are sunbathing naked somewhere along this beach.
Vila: Why have I got this boot again?
Avon: So you can kick yourself up the arse, & save me the trouble!
Vila: Why do I have to give you my boots?
Avon: Because I´ve got the gun!
Avon: I told you to go before we left.
Vila: All I said was "nice skivvy, mate"