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Competition 82
This competition ended on: 29th September 2004

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 21


Kayn: "How did THAT get in the fish tank?!?"

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 19%
Farran: " I heard a woman was at the helm of that thing!"

Professor: " what has the universe come to! - I hope she manages to stop before she hits us!!"

ZEN

Percentage of vote= 14%
Youīre telling me the caption competitionīs a fix. Everyone votes for their own caption and the winner is the one with the most ISPs to vote from.

Chris

Percentage of vote= 10%
But is it art?

Ross

Percentage of vote= 10%
"That`s what I want for Christmas Daddy"


Cute Little Elf

Percentage of vote= 10%
Kayn: "Ģ3.00 for that ship on ebay? Seems very cheap!"
Farran: "No, itīs just an empty box..."

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 10%
Amazing what they can make out of a hairdryer and three cake decorating nozzles, isnīt it?

jj

Percentage of vote= 5%
Avon "You`re right , a spoiler would look super duper , but I think i`ll draw the line at go faster stripes"


Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 5%
Farren: Aahhhhh, I hate U.K Gold, put it on Television X!

Kayn: No, wait this is good! just ignore the effects & concentrate on the scripts!!

The Liberator

Percentage of vote= 5%
Sales man - "And this is the deluxe model, 1,0000,000 space miles on the clock. It had full air con with plenty of room in the back for the children"
Avon - " Made by ?"
Sales man - " Lada "
Avon - " Hmm anything else ?"

tarsung

Percentage of vote= 5%
Farren: I know the lounge is supposed to be "minimalist" but would a sofa have been so bad?! My knees hurt!

The Liberatorey

Percentage of vote= 5%
Kayn: "Call the pursuit ships at once!"
Farron: "But weīre supposed to be neutral."
Kayn: "Never mind that! No-one takes MY parking space and gets away with it!"

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 5%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

"That`s what I want for Christmas Daddy"


Cute Little Elf


Farran: Dr. Kayn Do You Believe In Luv At First Sight?
Kayn: Oh Dear... *Edges Away Slowly*

Carnell


Avon; you do realise that I will need to see your intergalactic pilots license, and prrof of id, before I can let you can test drive her.

kaz


Kayn Thinking: Kayn Sure Has Dirty Ears

Carnell


Farron: Now Dr. Kayn What Do You See On This Card?
Dr. Kayn: Itīs A Big Pink Bunny Rabbit On Fluffy White Clouds With A Basket of Beautiful Grey Kittens.
Farron Thinking: Hmm... Deffinately Insane.
Farron: Thatīs Good Kayn, Youīre Doing Fine, Onto The Next One

Carnell


But is it art?

Ross


Kayn: "Call the pursuit ships at once!"
Farron: "But weīre supposed to be neutral."
Kayn: "Never mind that! No-one takes MY parking space and gets away with it!"

Futsie


Kayn: "Ģ3.00 for that ship on ebay? Seems very cheap!"
Farran: "No, itīs just an empty box..."

Futsie


Farran: " Have you ever tried painting this set with a roller!, its impossible!"

zen


Kayn: "Well I donīt care much for this triangular wallpaper! She has no taste at all!"
Farran: "Shhh! Do you want to get us shot?!?"

Futsie


Farran: " Do you think they will realise we are really in Servalanīs office in Space Command HQ"!?

ZEN


Kayn: "How did THAT get in the fish tank?!?"

Futsie


Farren: I know the lounge is supposed to be "minimalist" but would a sofa have been so bad?! My knees hurt!

The Liberatorey


Farren: "Look, those people next door have got a swish new ship!"
Kayn: "Huh! Itīs probably stolen..."

Futsie


"Fancy a choc ice ?"


Ice cold in Alex


"Oh God! Itīs so embarrassing. I told the architectural engineers that a window-urinal was just silly; no matter how liberating it may feel to pee in space."

N8t-M8t


Gan has returned Kayn - Avon told me heīs not happy his ears glow in the dark now.

Graham


Farren: It is NOT bigger!
Kayn: It IS!

sean dwyer


Farren: I Much Prefere The Hermit Caption Contests.
Kayn: At Least These Oneīs Close, I Sent In Captions too Hermit A Year Ago

Carnell


Farren: I Wonder How He Gets His Bald Patch That Shinny

Carnell


Farren: What do you mean "Phallic"?

Craig


Avon "You`re right , a spoiler would look super duper , but I think i`ll draw the line at go faster stripes"


Magic Pebble


"I can see the pub from here"

"Pillock."

hexenmeister


Farron: You mean that no-one cares if people vote for themselves more than once, the competition is just for fun?!!!!

I DONīT BELIEVE YOOOOU!!!

The Liberator


Youīre telling me the caption competitionīs a fix. Everyone votes for their own caption and the winner is the one with the most ISPs to vote from.

Chris


Farren: Aahhhhh, I hate U.K Gold, put it on Television X!

Kayn: No, wait this is good! just ignore the effects & concentrate on the scripts!!

The Liberator


Kane "Have I really got a bald patch?"

Kayta


Sales man - "And this is the deluxe model, 1,0000,000 space miles on the clock. It had full air con with plenty of room in the back for the children"
Avon - " Made by ?"
Sales man - " Lada "
Avon - " Hmm anything else ?"

tarsung


"Ok , which bright spark left the handbrake off ?"


Magic Pebble


Farran: " I heard a woman was at the helm of that thing!"

Professor: " what has the universe come to! - I hope she manages to stop before she hits us!!"

ZEN


Farron: Whoīs idea was it to put this picture in the urinal? Makes me feel like Iīm being watched!

Aquitar


Amazing what they can make out of a hairdryer and three cake decorating nozzles, isnīt it?

jj


Avon: I reckon that you should shoot the artist. Theyīve missed half the ship off the picture.

Simon


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