"That`s what I want for Christmas Daddy"
Cute Little Elf
Farran: Dr. Kayn Do You Believe In Luv At First Sight?
Kayn: Oh Dear... *Edges Away Slowly*
Avon; you do realise that I will need to see your intergalactic pilots license, and prrof of id, before I can let you can test drive her.
Kayn Thinking: Kayn Sure Has Dirty Ears
Farron: Now Dr. Kayn What Do You See On This Card?
Dr. Kayn: Itīs A Big Pink Bunny Rabbit On Fluffy White Clouds With A Basket of Beautiful Grey Kittens.
Farron Thinking: Hmm... Deffinately Insane.
Farron: Thatīs Good Kayn, Youīre Doing Fine, Onto The Next One
But is it art?
Kayn: "Call the pursuit ships at once!"
Farron: "But weīre supposed to be neutral."
Kayn: "Never mind that! No-one takes MY parking space and gets away with it!"
Kayn: "Ģ3.00 for that ship on ebay? Seems very cheap!"
Farran: "No, itīs just an empty box..."
Farran: " Have you ever tried painting this set with a roller!, its impossible!"
Kayn: "Well I donīt care much for this triangular wallpaper! She has no taste at all!"
Farran: "Shhh! Do you want to get us shot?!?"
Farran: " Do you think they will realise we are really in Servalanīs office in Space Command HQ"!?
Kayn: "How did THAT get in the fish tank?!?"
Farren: I know the lounge is supposed to be "minimalist" but would a sofa have been so bad?! My knees hurt!
Farren: "Look, those people next door have got a swish new ship!"
Kayn: "Huh! Itīs probably stolen..."
"Fancy a choc ice ?"
Ice cold in Alex
"Oh God! Itīs so embarrassing. I told the architectural engineers that a window-urinal was just silly; no matter how liberating it may feel to pee in space."
Gan has returned Kayn - Avon told me heīs not happy his ears glow in the dark now.
Farren: It is NOT bigger!
Kayn: It IS!
Farren: I Much Prefere The Hermit Caption Contests.
Kayn: At Least These Oneīs Close, I Sent In Captions too Hermit A Year Ago
Farren: I Wonder How He Gets His Bald Patch That Shinny
Farren: What do you mean "Phallic"?
Avon "You`re right , a spoiler would look super duper , but I think i`ll draw the line at go faster stripes"
"I can see the pub from here"
Farron: You mean that no-one cares if people vote for themselves more than once, the competition is just for fun?!!!!
I DONīT BELIEVE YOOOOU!!!
Youīre telling me the caption competitionīs a fix. Everyone votes for their own caption and the winner is the one with the most ISPs to vote from.
Farren: Aahhhhh, I hate U.K Gold, put it on Television X!
Kayn: No, wait this is good! just ignore the effects & concentrate on the scripts!!
Kane "Have I really got a bald patch?"
Sales man - "And this is the deluxe model, 1,0000,000 space miles on the clock. It had full air con with plenty of room in the back for the children"
Avon - " Made by ?"
Sales man - " Lada "
Avon - " Hmm anything else ?"
"Ok , which bright spark left the handbrake off ?"
Farran: " I heard a woman was at the helm of that thing!"
Professor: " what has the universe come to! - I hope she manages to stop before she hits us!!"
Farron: Whoīs idea was it to put this picture in the urinal? Makes me feel like Iīm being watched!
Amazing what they can make out of a hairdryer and three cake decorating nozzles, isnīt it?
Avon: I reckon that you should shoot the artist. Theyīve missed half the ship off the picture.