Vila froze when he finally grasped the severity of his present situation: Blake and Jenna were warming up with love notes on the ship´s ´Etch-a-Sketch´, while Avon, who was clearly indulging in some ´pocket billiards´, edged closer and got ready to take out his "cue".
Vila: *any second now they´ll smell it*
Avon: *this is going to make the bean scene in Blazing Saddles look like art! Here goes...*
Vila "It`s no good , we`re gonna have to use a lifeline"
Avon "Ok Zen , let`s go 50/50"
Question 1 for £100..........
Name the white and green alien ship in Blake`s 7
A: The Good Ship Lollipop D: The Liberator
Avon: The Less Said About Last Night The Better
Avon: Not this again...
Paul " sorry what was my line ?"
Avon: "Sometimes I think we´d be better off with a trained monkey."
Blake had been looking glum ever since he´d failed the audition for the part of Frodo Baggins
Avon (counting to self): OK, so Blake is 1... Jenna is 2.... and Vila makes 3... and with me that´s 4. Nope, I still can´t work out where they get ´SEVEN´ from.
Avon: Gan, throw me the toilet roll, Vila has soiled himself again!
Vila: Oh dear!
Jenna: Activating the emergency extractor fan.
Blake: ´sniff´ Too late
Avon "Why me lord ?"
Jenna: there´s something there blake, can you tell what it is?
Blake: too fuzzy to make out
Avon: Zen, do you have anything on the sensors?
Vila: it´s a bloody great asteroid and it´s going to hit us! Look! Out the window!
Avon to Vila: Where did I put the remote control?
Vila and Avon tried to stay sane as Jenna played Oxygene AGAIN!