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Competition 8 - Picture from Gemma
This competition ended on: 14th September 2002

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 23


Bravely, Pori saved his clan and the planet by wresting the karaoke mic from Avonīs hand.

Gemma

Percentage of vote= 17%
I can see right up your nose you know.

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 13%
Alright , alright !!!
This sun dial IS running fast
You can have your money back

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 13%
Avon: Oh God please donīt let me die in a grey anorak!

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 9%
Avon: I donīt suppose thereīs any chance of a last request is there? A three minute head start should suffice. Failing that a neutron blaster wouldnīt go amiss, or even a glove.

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 9%
Avon: NOT NOW Kato!!!

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 4%
Avon was saved at the last minute when the Sarran was mysteriously hit on the head by a triangular egg poacher...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 4%
Blake (offscreen): So this is where you get your hair done Avon.

Artificial Intelligence

Percentage of vote= 4%
Avon: "Shall I take that as a No then?"

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 4%
Avon "No, no I wont!"
Avons Mum "Look, Ive told you a million times you have to eat your carrots theyīre good for you!"

Paul Maddox

Percentage of vote= 4%
Both of them: No! Itīs my newspaper!

Roderick Cobley

Percentage of vote= 4%
When he thought things could get no worse Avon became aware of a particularly sharp pebble under his head

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 4%
The B7 Operatic Society production of The Ring Cycle

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 4%
Youīre NOT having the recorder back, it makes a racket! Avon: Awwww... Mum! (PS sorry Slartibatfast, discount my one then)

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 4%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Avon thought the pizza delivrey boy was
unnessacarly ruff just becausse He`d forgot to
tip him.

THE DOCTOR ALT 8


Avon was saved at the last minute when the Sarran was mysteriously hit on the head by a triangular egg poacher...

Futsie


Avon: Gasp, gasp... Yes I think I need the kiss of li- waitaminute, youīre not Pamela Anderson...

Futsie


Avon: Oh God please donīt let me die in a grey anorak!

Futsie


Both of them: No! Itīs my newspaper!

Roderick Cobley


Avon: Apology accepted BouncingAyatollah! Now please put down that sausage...

Slartibartfast


Whatīs in /your/ wallet?!

Chaos


Avon: Before you kill me, answer one question: You do know thatīs a fast food container on your head, donīt you?

Chaos


Youīre NOT having the recorder back, it makes a racket! Avon: Awwww... Mum! (PS sorry Slartibatfast, discount my one then)

BouncingAyatollah


Blake (offscreen): So this is where you get your hair done Avon.

Artificial Intelligence


A: Iīm telling you DAYNA kissed ME! I didnīt ask her to! DAYNA, where are you??? Tell him what really happened!

Gilthanis


Avon (Yelling): "DAYNA!! Are you sure this dentist knows what heīs doing, that looks a bit bloody big for a dentists drill!"
Detist: "Open wide"

Paul Maddox


"I can see right up your nose"?

Thatīs my caption!

Slartibartfast


Alright , alright !!!
This sun dial IS running fast
You can have your money back

Magic Pebble


Avon: I can see right up your nose!

BouncingAyatollah


AVON: Have I told you how much I admire your hat?

Gemma


Avon : Bugger, I need a poo too.

BouncingAyatollah


AVON: FINE! Kill me if you must, but just let me get off this painfully pointy stone!
PORI: Thatīs a last request?
AVON: One of them.

Jeenius


Are you sure youīre a qualified accupuncturist?

Nico


A: īTraditionī is one thing, but donīt you think these masonic initiation rituals go a bit too far?

Gilthanis


Bravely, Pori saved his clan and the planet by wresting the karaoke mic from Avonīs hand.

Gemma


Avon: Cally - when you put that costume on and said that you had a fantasy that you would like to share with me, this wasn’t what I had in mind

B7Fan


The B7 Operatic Society production of The Ring Cycle

Slartibartfast


Avon: I donīt suppose thereīs any chance of a last request is there? A three minute head start should suffice. Failing that a neutron blaster wouldnīt go amiss, or even a glove.

Slartibartfast


Avon: This is even more uncomfortable than it looks.

Slartibartfast


Avon didnīt realise that Jan was only funning when she got dressed up in costume and weilded a dangerous looking knife!!!

Jan


When he thought things could get no worse Avon became aware of a particularly sharp pebble under his head

BouncingAyatollah


Avon: NOT NOW Kato!!!

BouncingAyatollah


Avon: Alright, alright! Youīre hat doesnīt look like it was made on Blue Peter and is in fact very stylish, suits you, and does not remind me of a lightning conductor...

Slartibartfast


Avon: Thatīll be a "no" then?

Slartibartfast


Avon: Thatīs what I love about Ibiza, the music, the nightlife, the beaches and the friendly locals.

Slartibartfast


Avon: Stab me if you must, just please DONīT sit on my face!

Slartibartfast


Director (out of shot): And cut!

Slartibartfast


The game of Cowboys and Indians was getting a little out of hand, what with a real scalping on the cards.

Slartibartfast


For the last time - take your bloody towel off my sun lounger!

Slartibartfast


I can see right up your nose you know.

Slartibartfast


Pori was dissapointed. Heīd just gotten his toys out and Avon had already fainted from exhaustion.

Gemma


SARRAN: Now, Avon. Open wide and say īAAhī
AVON: AAAAaaaargh!

Gemma


SARRAN: Keep singing like that and I swear Iīll stab you to death!

Gemma


Avon "No, no I wont!"
Avons Mum "Look, Ive told you a million times you have to eat your carrots theyīre good for you!"

Paul Maddox


OK hold still - Iīll soon have that bit of fish out from between yer teeth

Roderick Cobley


The nipple tweaking contest was getting unruly

BouncingAyatollah


Avon: "Shall I take that as a No then?"

BouncingAyatollah


At the last moment, Avon decided he didnīt want this newfound people to cure his headache

Blake, no really, it IS Blake


A: I was NOT making a pass at you!

Gilthanis


AVON: When Dayna suggested a stake-out this wasnīt what I had in mind!

Gemma


Sarran dentistry was still in its primative stages.

Gemma


Avon: for the last time Iīm not in the mood for stake tonight!

Vidar Raven


Avon: for the last time Iīm not in the mood for stake tonight!

Vidar Raven


A: For.. the.. last.. time.. I.. am.. NOT.. a.. VAMPIRE!

Gilthanis


Avon thought things were going a bit far for a first date.

Gemma


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