Avon: Sorry Blake - the toothpaste just goes everywhere when Iīm brushing
Avon - "Can you guess what it is yet ?"
Blake - " No, You will need to draw a few more lines"
Jenna - "Dam these Federation dot to dots"
A: Look, itīs snowing!
J: Avon, thatīs a deep space scanner, not a window
Blake:"Very nice Jenna, but do you think Georgian Bar is appropriate for a deep space scanner?"
Avon:"I blame Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen"
B: Donīt you two think itīs a bit early in the rebellion to start divvying up space for yourselves?
Blake, Jenna & Avon hated these rainy sunday afternoons, when mummy made them stay indoors!
...God rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay...
Ever since Villa sneezed weīve been totally lost
Jenna: "Avon, why donīt you just stop and ask someone for directions?"
Avon: "NO! I know exactly where we are! Weīre...uhh..."
...It was then that Avon realised that īZero-G Tiddly Winksī was probably not such a good game after all.
Avon: Itīs all very well you getting these īSeasons Greetings from Blake and his Crewī cards printed, Blake, but who exactly do you propose we send them to?? And why have you had īMerry Christmas printed in RUSSIAN...??
Avon: There are billions and billions and billions of stars...
Blake: I told you we should never have gotten him that Carl Sagan box set for Christmas, Jenna.
J: Itīs easy, you just have to sort of cross your eyes for it to come into focus.
B: I still canīt see it!
A: You should never have purchased the "Magic Eye" version of star charts!!!
But is it art ?
Avon: Sorry, I sneezed.
Even for Blakeīs Seven, Doug wonīt clean the TV.
Blake: I give up, I canīt see the 3d cube in this poxy stereogram
Blake: I only cleaned that window this morning. Look at it, covered in space bugs already.
Avon: I told you, a view screen would be much better.
Avon "Where did that dying smuggler say the loot was buried Jenna?
Jenna "On the white one"
Avon "We have Zen , Orac and me. Just out of curiosity Blake , why did you buy Microsoft`s Spaceroute 2407 ?"
Blake "Well , it`s got such a pretty printout"
My god, itīs full of stars!
This Windex cleaning fluid is crap!