Vila: ITīS TURE!!! IT COMES ALL THE WAY DOWN TO HIS KNEE!!!!!
Gan: So does mine!
Villa: I think it was Gan in the control room with the pencil sharpener.
Blake: well lets open the envelop and see if heīs right.
I do not look like Blackadder! If you keep going on about it youīll get the same as him!
V: You said īhands on healingī would work!
Simon says: touch another cast member. OK - Cally, youīre out.
Avon is caught in the act of going for the fat wallet in Ensorīs breast pocket while Vila checks for hidden cash.
Blake: [sighing resignedly] Not again. How many times have I told you?
The Others Arenīt Impressed When Vila Suggests Necrophillia... Well All Aside Avon Who Seems to Have Moved In Closer :|
Gan: Sorry, too many beans for lunch
Vila : He found the key to the drinks cabinet :(
Gan (through clenched teeth): Keep still everyone. If we keep this pose for long enough, someone might use this shot for a caption competition in a couple of decadesī time.
Gan: I donīt know why youīre all looking at ME. IīVE never given a full body cavity search either, and I donīt plan starting now.
Vila: No I DONīT know what Iīm doing - but I saw James Herriot do it once, so how hard can it be?
Vila (to Gan): What do you mean, īcan we eat himī?
The shoe shine boys always had plenty of `happy` customers
Well , most of the time :-)
Vila "What d`ya mean i`ve put his legs on the wrong way round ?"
Vila: Now weīve kidnapped Captain Kirk what do we do with him?
Gan: Kill him?
Avon: Well now, if we donīt; Cally, being an alien will find herself strangely attracted to him & try to destroy the ship!
Blake: Kill him it is then!!
Television audience: YYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Blake: Gan, just because you look like robin hood doesnīt mean you can go around killing innocent people with a bow and arrow.
Vila: This is the 3rd one this week!
vila: i hate giving knee massages
Vila: Honestly Blake, his face was like that when I met him.
"Look guyīs! Iīve caught Avon with a life-size inflatable Ensor!!!"
Vila: I was just testing his reflexes, honest!
Vila and Avon are caught in a compromising position with a prone visitor.
Michael: Did you have to tell Roger Murray Leach the FX budget had been cut again David!
Avon: Heīs dead.
Vila: Quick! Letīs get his wallet!
Vila: Heīs dead, Gan!
Villa: Weīre looking at you Ghan! Have u got something to share....
Villa: Forget the body Blake, I STILL want to know who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!