Please, people, no overcoats in the microwave. It gets hot in there.
Blake: Just wait there everyone, and I´ll press this button for my Evil Crocadile Pit!
Avon: (thinks) Aha, I´ve put the trapdoor under you! Say hello to Leatherhead, Buster!
How embarrasing. The crew teleported in to find Blake engaged in some rapid hand motions.
One more time - you put your left foot in, you put your left foot out...
Blake: I´m sorry everyone, but I just can´t use the toilet while there is anyone else on the ship. I´m too shy
Blake: You´ll make a good target in that, Avon.
Avon: Yes, well. One must make little sacrifices for fashion.
Blake sighed. Bloody typical. All of his crew were in nice matching uniforms exept for Avon. He always had to be different, didn´t he?
See what happens when you make your catflap too big
All kind of strays wander in
I´m telling you one last time. NO I did NOT fart!!
Blake Gets Jealous When He Notices Avon´s Hand On Jenna´s Bum
Avon: Blake! Are you sure you directed that teleport beam correctly? Your left hand is dematerializing.
Blake practices his observation skills by trying to figure out which one doesn´t match.
Blake: I asked the temp agency for a crew of gallant fighters and this is the best they can do? Send them back, Cally.
While the cats away....
Avon: We refuse to go on this mission because it is part of your plan to get Cally on her own.
Blake: ...and you are all going to stay there until you learn not to make fun of my hair.
Avon, Jenna, Vila&Gan:- "mama mia, here we go again....."
Blake:its no good you dont look anything like Abba
Blake: Come on guys ur not even trying! Remember who you represent!
Blake always insisted on the forfeits being fulfilled. If Avon was unimpressed at having to wear an old Cyberman jumpsuit, Vila really wanted the doughnut removed from his neck and Jenna wanted the rabbit taken off her head.
Blake: "That´s it, 3 mins at full power and - damn! I forgot to take the foil wrap off that one..."
Blake was having difficulty identifying the bacofoil thief in the line-up...
Suddenly the lights came up, and Blake´s midnight fridge-raiding was rumbled!
Blake: Welcome back everybody. Aaahhhhh, I see there was a sale a Millets again!
Blake: Welcome back everbody. Aaahhhhh, I see there was a sale a Millets again!
B: Alright. There´s the line. If you´re with me, cross it. If you´re against me, I´m gonna teleport you all into space.
Blake: Say ´cheeeeeeeeese´
Blake: Come on guys, the Eurovision song contest is only next week. Once more from the top...
...And that´s when the crew ganged up on Blake. No way were they going out in public in the matching coats he´d bought them at Wal-Mart´s 4-for-1 sale.
Gan wasn´t giving up his place next to the all-over body tanning lamp for ANYONE - even if Blake DID threaten to turn it up to ´Instant Incinerate´ setting
Avon, Jenna, Vila & Gan: "So, YOU´RE Keyser Soze!"
The ultimate way to get rid of those pesky door to door sales people
Blake: ALRIGHT I GET THE POINT!!!!! I´ll turn the heating back up, but it cost money you know!!!