It might be silver lame, but it´s still an anorak, Avon. Once a geek, always a geek.
Blake: Gan...HELP!!!!! Jenna and Cally glued my right hand to the seat and my left thumb to my chin. Oh my... NOW AVON´S COMING AT ME WITH AN ANAL DOUCHE!!!
It´s MY turn on the computer now blake. gerrofff!
Avon: HAVE YOU BETRAYED US? HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME!
Blake: Tarrant Doesn´t Understand
Avon: Neither Do I?
Blake: I´m Leaving After Season 2 Avon!!
Avon: YES *Shoots 3 Times*
Vila: Sorry Blake, T.G.I Fridays Is All Booked Up..
Avon "Someone called `RJ` has beaten my highscore on this table space invaders machine"
Blake "Really? , I wonder who that is"
Avon: "If you say ´hi ho silver away´ once more Blake... I´m going to kill you."
Blake: Is it time to redo my perm already!!
...And that was when Avon had had enough. He had sat idly by while Blake paired a velvet top with polyester slacks, but he wasn´t about to let Blake force him to beam down on an unknown planet in a tinfoil anorak. The bad fashion sense would end hear, right now, with a blast from Avon´s gun.
No matter how hard he tried to concentrate on what Avon was saying to him, Blake just couldn´t ignore the enormous cow-pat that Jenna had hung on the wall as ´art´
Blake: If I´ve told you once I´ve told you a thousand times - that whole ´post marathon bacofoil´ thing just DOESN´T do it for me... and you can stop looking so sorry for yourself as well.
Not being able to afford a Playstation 2, Avon asked Blake if he knew where to plug the controller unit into the BBC´s alternative video console.
Avon: Now Blake, you know when I said I wanted this ship? Well, unfortunately I´m not prepared to wait until next season to get it.
Paul Darrow deviously insures top billing for series 3
Gareth: Typecast you say? do you really think so?
Paul: Oh YEAH,for sure, you should leave now while it´s still popular & you´re not too associated with the part. (stifles laugh)
Blake, "Avon do you ever get the feeling that this could all be part of some group nightmare and really we are all actors working for the BBC?"
Avon, "Don´t be ridiculous, sometimes I worry about you Blake"
I think that your death and mine will be linked in some way Blake...
Blake "stay there don´t move an inch. Your eyes look like saphires in this light. You are so beautiful. Avon I have to say it or I shall bust, I LOVE YOU! I WANT YOU NOW!
Avon "Don´t just sit there , take me, take me now!!!!
A: Oh, you´ll get out of my seat, I guarantee!!
Blake liked to admire the life size bust of Avon he had fashioned out of papier mache, if only they had a mantle piece to put it on!!!
Blake: Avon, have you been drinking?
Avon: Why do you want to know?
Blake: It´s just that your weapon is drooping.
It Was 2Hrs And Still There Was No Clear Winner In This Years Staring Contest
Blake tries not to laugh as he realises that there is a Tribble on Avon´s shoulder
Avon: Staying with you requires a degree of stupidity of which I no longer feel capable.
Blake: Oh yes you are. For a start, look at what you´re wearing.
Avon : If you dont get rid of that stupid goatee beard you´re growing, I´m gonna kill you
Avon: So, what do you think of the new jacket?
Blake: The fairy wings on the back look a bit odd and uneven to be honest.
Avon: This hand gun is primed you know.
Blake: It´s fine, you look great, now go off and play with your school pals before it´s time for tea.
Blake: The mystery of the missing allfoil has now officially been solved, Thankyou Avon...
Blake: I hate to break it to you Avon, but you won´t be the first man to walk on the moon..
Blake: ´Don´t worry Avon, with that jacket on you don´t need a gun to look scary!´
Blake: Is that a gun in your hand or are you just pleased to see me?
Blake: Do you really need that gun to go down the shops?
Avon: Yes, they´re doing a special offer on Jaffa Cakes and I´m not gonna miss out.
Blake: What was your time in the marathon?
Avon is somewhat annoyed about being called an anorak, all the more so because the truth hurts.
A: As you can see by this chart, my fan base is higher than yours.
B: Statistics don´t interest me, Avon.
A: Well now, perhaps they should.