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Competition 75
This competition ended on: 2nd August 2004

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 22


Avon: "If you say ´hi ho silver away´ once more Blake... I´m going to kill you."

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 23%
No matter how hard he tried to concentrate on what Avon was saying to him, Blake just couldn´t ignore the enormous cow-pat that Jenna had hung on the wall as ´art´

Jay

Percentage of vote= 14%
A: Oh, you´ll get out of my seat, I guarantee!!

BlakNo1

Percentage of vote= 14%
A: As you can see by this chart, my fan base is higher than yours.

B: Statistics don´t interest me, Avon.

A: Well now, perhaps they should.

Aquitar

Percentage of vote= 9%
Blake: The mystery of the missing allfoil has now officially been solved, Thankyou Avon...

Jack

Percentage of vote= 5%
...And that was when Avon had had enough. He had sat idly by while Blake paired a velvet top with polyester slacks, but he wasn´t about to let Blake force him to beam down on an unknown planet in a tinfoil anorak. The bad fashion sense would end hear, right now, with a blast from Avon´s gun.

jj

Percentage of vote= 5%
Blake liked to admire the life size bust of Avon he had fashioned out of papier mache, if only they had a mantle piece to put it on!!!

The Liberator

Percentage of vote= 5%
Blake: Is that a gun in your hand or are you just pleased to see me?

MadMat

Percentage of vote= 5%
Avon: So, what do you think of the new jacket?
Blake: The fairy wings on the back look a bit odd and uneven to be honest.
Avon: This hand gun is primed you know.
Blake: It´s fine, you look great, now go off and play with your school pals before it´s time for tea.

MadMat

Percentage of vote= 5%
Blake: If I´ve told you once I´ve told you a thousand times - that whole ´post marathon bacofoil´ thing just DOESN´T do it for me... and you can stop looking so sorry for yourself as well.

Blake´s girdle

Percentage of vote= 5%
It might be silver lame, but it´s still an anorak, Avon. Once a geek, always a geek.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 5%
Avon : If you dont get rid of that stupid goatee beard you´re growing, I´m gonna kill you

SpaceCommanderTravis

Percentage of vote= 5%
Blake tries not to laugh as he realises that there is a Tribble on Avon´s shoulder

Maz

Percentage of vote= 5%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

It might be silver lame, but it´s still an anorak, Avon. Once a geek, always a geek.

Nico


Blake: Gan...HELP!!!!! Jenna and Cally glued my right hand to the seat and my left thumb to my chin. Oh my... NOW AVON´S COMING AT ME WITH AN ANAL DOUCHE!!!

Blake´s Heaven


It´s MY turn on the computer now blake. gerrofff!

sarah


Avon: HAVE YOU BETRAYED US? HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME!
Blake: Tarrant Doesn´t Understand
Avon: Neither Do I?
Blake: I´m Leaving After Season 2 Avon!!
Avon: YES *Shoots 3 Times*

Carnell


Vila: Sorry Blake, T.G.I Fridays Is All Booked Up..

alexander


Avon "Someone called `RJ` has beaten my highscore on this table space invaders machine"

Blake "Really? , I wonder who that is"

Magic Pebble


Avon: "If you say ´hi ho silver away´ once more Blake... I´m going to kill you."

Futsie


Blake: Is it time to redo my perm already!!

The Liberator


...And that was when Avon had had enough. He had sat idly by while Blake paired a velvet top with polyester slacks, but he wasn´t about to let Blake force him to beam down on an unknown planet in a tinfoil anorak. The bad fashion sense would end hear, right now, with a blast from Avon´s gun.

jj


No matter how hard he tried to concentrate on what Avon was saying to him, Blake just couldn´t ignore the enormous cow-pat that Jenna had hung on the wall as ´art´

Jay


Blake: If I´ve told you once I´ve told you a thousand times - that whole ´post marathon bacofoil´ thing just DOESN´T do it for me... and you can stop looking so sorry for yourself as well.

Blake´s girdle


Not being able to afford a Playstation 2, Avon asked Blake if he knew where to plug the controller unit into the BBC´s alternative video console.

Mark


Avon: Now Blake, you know when I said I wanted this ship? Well, unfortunately I´m not prepared to wait until next season to get it.

Frenchy


Paul Darrow deviously insures top billing for series 3

Gareth: Typecast you say? do you really think so?

Paul: Oh YEAH,for sure, you should leave now while it´s still popular & you´re not too associated with the part. (stifles laugh)

The Liberator


Blake, "Avon do you ever get the feeling that this could all be part of some group nightmare and really we are all actors working for the BBC?"

Avon, "Don´t be ridiculous, sometimes I worry about you Blake"

Katy


I think that your death and mine will be linked in some way Blake...

Grayo


Blake "stay there don´t move an inch. Your eyes look like saphires in this light. You are so beautiful. Avon I have to say it or I shall bust, I LOVE YOU! I WANT YOU NOW!

Avon "Don´t just sit there , take me, take me now!!!!

Katy


A: Oh, you´ll get out of my seat, I guarantee!!

BlakNo1


Blake liked to admire the life size bust of Avon he had fashioned out of papier mache, if only they had a mantle piece to put it on!!!

The Liberator


Blake: Avon, have you been drinking?
Avon: Why do you want to know?
Blake: It´s just that your weapon is drooping.

Patrick


It Was 2Hrs And Still There Was No Clear Winner In This Years Staring Contest

Blake


Blake tries not to laugh as he realises that there is a Tribble on Avon´s shoulder

Maz


Avon: Staying with you requires a degree of stupidity of which I no longer feel capable.

Blake: Oh yes you are. For a start, look at what you´re wearing.

Patrick


Avon : If you dont get rid of that stupid goatee beard you´re growing, I´m gonna kill you

SpaceCommanderTravis


Avon: So, what do you think of the new jacket?
Blake: The fairy wings on the back look a bit odd and uneven to be honest.
Avon: This hand gun is primed you know.
Blake: It´s fine, you look great, now go off and play with your school pals before it´s time for tea.

MadMat


Blake: The mystery of the missing allfoil has now officially been solved, Thankyou Avon...

Jack


Blake: I hate to break it to you Avon, but you won´t be the first man to walk on the moon..

Tilly


Blake: ´Don´t worry Avon, with that jacket on you don´t need a gun to look scary!´

Kate


Blake: Is that a gun in your hand or are you just pleased to see me?

MadMat


Blake: Do you really need that gun to go down the shops?
Avon: Yes, they´re doing a special offer on Jaffa Cakes and I´m not gonna miss out.

MadMat


Blake: What was your time in the marathon?

Craig


Avon is somewhat annoyed about being called an anorak, all the more so because the truth hurts.

Nico


A: As you can see by this chart, my fan base is higher than yours.

B: Statistics don´t interest me, Avon.

A: Well now, perhaps they should.

Aquitar


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