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Competition 73a - picture from Jessi, Anna, Oliver
This competition ended on: 1st July 2004

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 16


Avon was dubious about the industrial strength black-head remover, and even more dubious about the "beautician" wielding it... Still, beauty is pain.

A I

Percentage of vote= 19%
Servalan: "Get off that computer and look at my new dress. I´m not asking."

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 13%
Servalan: I know what you´re thinking Avon. Did she fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I´ve kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a cheap BBC prop, that could explode any second, and would blow your head clean off, you´ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?


The Liberator

Percentage of vote= 13%
Alone....at last!!!
Time to try out my inflatable Avon lilo.

Master Bumblenuts

Percentage of vote= 13%
Servalan thought that her new blow-up doll looked like being a good investment, however she was beginning to wish that she´d bought the optional electric pump instead.

Mark

Percentage of vote= 6%
Avon: Make me diet, Servalan. It´s the only thing you can make me do.

Patrick

Percentage of vote= 6%
Avon is extremely annoyed that Sarran was advertised as an unspoilt undiscovered paradise off the beaten track, but in reality is infested with overdressed and overbearing tourists who´d kill for a deckchair.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 6%
Avon:its no use servalan, my ego cant get anymore inflated"

Godric Grifindor

Percentage of vote= 6%
SERVALAN: ´say it Avon! say ur haircut is worse....´

Kate

Percentage of vote= 6%
OK Servalan, I´ll take back what I said - you are not a stalker...

Grayo

Percentage of vote= 6%
"The joke´s on you Servalan, I swapped it for a mastic gun. It was worth the mess the plumber made in the Liberator toilets just to tell you that you´re marooned with nothing but silicon sealant to fight your way off this planet."

hexenmeister

Percentage of vote= 6%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Avon is extremely annoyed that Sarran was advertised as an unspoilt undiscovered paradise off the beaten track, but in reality is infested with overdressed and overbearing tourists who´d kill for a deckchair.

Nico


Servalan: (Sings) Stand and Deliver, your money or your life...
Avon: Servalan, I´m afraid you´re a poor substitute for Adam Ant.

Frenchy


In her panic to grab a weapon, Servelan had picked up the extra large corkscrew by mistake!

The Liberator


Alone....at last!!!
Time to try out my inflatable Avon lilo.

Master Bumblenuts


"The joke´s on you Servalan, I swapped it for a mastic gun. It was worth the mess the plumber made in the Liberator toilets just to tell you that you´re marooned with nothing but silicon sealant to fight your way off this planet."

hexenmeister


Servalan: "It´s very simple - all you have to say is "I do.""

Futsie


OK Servalan, I´ll take back what I said - you are not a stalker...

Grayo


Avon: Phew! Servalan, where have you been sticking that gun, it stinks.
Servalan: Sorry, I had to scrape some cow poo off my shoe back in that other field.

MadMat


Avon "Not until you use the magic word"

sarah


Avon "I thought I found it hard to ask for directions"

sarah


S: "I´m afraid that´s a failed test, sir. Walking at excessive speeds in overly tight leather is code violation."

N8t-M8t


Servalan: "Get off that computer and look at my new dress. I´m not asking."

Futsie


Servalan: Don´t Move!... There´s a bug on your cheek.... There, got it.

MadMat


Avon:its no use servalan, my ego cant get anymore inflated"

Godric Grifindor


Tell me Avon, have you ever been threatened by a cow inseminator before?

Ash


Despite being lost in the middle of nowhere, Servalan had to resort to desperate measures to get Avon to let her look at the map.

Frenchy


"It´s your head or your boots, Avon. You decide. My shoes are killing me!"

Joolz


Servalan: What did you say, Avon?
Avon: I asked if that dress was from the Queen Mother´s rumage sale.
Servalan: That´s what I thought. Prepare to die, Philistine!

Joolz


"Shoot if you must, Servalan. I will NOT dance a ´Strip the Willow´ with you or anybody else!"

Joolz


Avon: Make me diet, Servalan. It´s the only thing you can make me do.

Patrick


Avon (disdainfully): When I want my ears pierced, Servalan, I´ll let you know.

Patrick


Servalan: Come on, one more tube of whipped cream and we´ve beat the record.
Avon: I can´t, i´m absolutely stuffed, pass the bucket.

MadMat


"Tag! You´re it!"

JAO


SERVALAN: ´say it Avon! say ur haircut is worse....´

Kate


Avon: Shooting your mouth off is one thing, Servalan. Shooting mine off is another thing entirely.

Patrick


Servalan: I know what you´re thinking Avon. Did she fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I´ve kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a cheap BBC prop, that could explode any second, and would blow your head clean off, you´ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?


The Liberator


Servalan "Your money or your life"

Avon "Do you take American Express ?"

Servalan "That`ll do nicely" :-))

Magic Pebble


Paul "Jackie !"

Jackie "You don`t seem surprised to see me Paul"

Paul "Why should I be , i`m at my caravan in Filey , outside the holiday season , it`s cold and there`s no other bugger on the beach , fancy a chocolate cornetto ?"

Magic Pebble


Servalan "Tell me where you`ve hidden my jelly babies and i`ll let you go"

Avon "Vila ate them all"

Servalan "Then we`re going shopping , move !"

Magic Pebble


Servalan thought that her new blow-up doll looked like being a good investment, however she was beginning to wish that she´d bought the optional electric pump instead.

Mark


The sealant gun worked perfectly to reattach Avon´s head, Servelean wondered if she would have enough left to go round the windows of Residence one!

The Liberator


Avon was dubious about the industrial strength black-head remover, and even more dubious about the "beautician" wielding it... Still, beauty is pain.

A I


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