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Competition 7 - Picture from Gemma
This competition ended on: 14th September 2002

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 23


Villa: Orac and Avon don’t like my new Electronic book, what do you think?
Gann: Hey this is really amazing Villa. I especially like the cover “Don’t Panic”.

B7Fan

Percentage of vote= 17%
Gan: Hmmmm... "U R ALL D3AD, KILL U L8R... HATE, TRAVIS. XXX"

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 13%
G: According to this the clothing budget works out to Ģ3-74.
V: That would explain why my jacket doesnīt do up properly

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 13%
Gan: Hey, listen to this - Iīve got the B7 theme music as my new ringtone!
Vila: You are a sad, sad man....

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 13%
See , told ya it wouldn`t work Gan

Even Avon can`t get an MSDOS game
to work in Windows XP !!!

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 13%
It`s a text message for you, Vila... " Come back my hunk of
burning love, all is forgiven. Your sex-starved slave, Servalan.

TRAVIS-TINA

Percentage of vote= 9%
Vila: Er, Gan, your limiterīs making a sort of thumping sound...
Gan: Yeah, think the phoneīs about to ring...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 4%
Gan: OOOO! Yippy!!! a text message!!

Vigo101

Percentage of vote= 4%
Vila: You see Gan, itīs true. Blake really is spending most of our budget on bribing the votes on this competition.
Gan: So thatīs why my limiter came from a ZX81.

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 4%
Vila: Bad news?
Gan: Yes Vila,it is. Iīve been sacked. I will be killed off before the end of season two.
Vila: See,what did I tell you? Go for the canīt miss parts like Vila or Avon,and be a star. But,oh no, you wanted to be the he-man of this outfit. Look what it got you. You ended up a badly written dead lackey. I think...
Gan: I think you need to shut up now!!!!
Vila: May I have your trailer?

Banzai19

Percentage of vote= 4%
Vila: So tell me again why we need an automatic garage door opener.

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 4%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Gan: Hey, listen to this - Iīve got the B7 theme music as my new ringtone!
Vila: You are a sad, sad man....

Futsie


Vila: Bad news?
Gan: Yes Vila,it is. Iīve been sacked. I will be killed off before the end of season two.
Vila: See,what did I tell you? Go for the canīt miss parts like Vila or Avon,and be a star. But,oh no, you wanted to be the he-man of this outfit. Look what it got you. You ended up a badly written dead lackey. I think...
Gan: I think you need to shut up now!!!!
Vila: May I have your trailer?

Banzai19


It`s a text message for you, Vila... " Come back my hunk of
burning love, all is forgiven. Your sex-starved slave, Servalan.

TRAVIS-TINA


I already have your number in my little black book thanks sweetie.

Rod Smith


Vila: You see Gan, itīs true. Blake really is spending most of our budget on bribing the votes on this competition.
Gan: So thatīs why my limiter came from a ZX81.

Slartibartfast


Vila: Er, Gan, your limiterīs making a sort of thumping sound...
Gan: Yeah, think the phoneīs about to ring...

Futsie


Vila: Gan, please stop sending that text and listen... Gan? Gan? Oi... Gan...
Gan: mm.........

Futsie


Villa: I was looking at the votes for the finished captions and the percentages don’t seem to add up to 100%.
Gan: You’re right Villa. Hmmm.......

B7Fan


Vilaīs second attempt to use the miniaturized Orac to cheat at gambling didnīt work so well with Gan as his partner.
Vila: "Gan! If you were going to sit down, you shouldnīt have put Orac in your back pocket!"

Chaos


Vila: Sorry, Gan, I donīt think Oracīs key has a "mute" button.

Chaos


Gan: OOOO! Yippy!!! a text message!!

Vigo101


See , told ya it wouldn`t work Gan

Even Avon can`t get an MSDOS game
to work in Windows XP !!!

Magic Pebble


Gan: I STILL canīt work out this dimmer control. Vila: Iīll HAVE to ask Avon then, these corridor lights are giving me migraines!

BouncingAyatollah


VILA: You know, Gan, Iīm going to miss you when you die - oops. People are NOT supposed to know that... Sorry, Gan.
GAN: Never mind, Vila. No one listens to you anyway.

Jeenius


With his huge fingers, Gan found it hard to select just one viscast channel

Nico


GAN: According to this, Avonīs been sending text messages to Servalan.
VILA: Typical - and he said he didnīt have enough credit to order a pizza!

Gemma


Villa: The man said it could receive 1200 TV channels on it, But all I can get is reruns of the Flintstones
Gan: Hey this is a good episode, I like Fred.

B7Fan


Villa: Orac and Avon don’t like my new Electronic book, what do you think?
Gann: Hey this is really amazing Villa. I especially like the cover “Don’t Panic”.

B7Fan


Vila: Come on Gan, you said I could have a go on your Gameboy twenty minutes ago.
Gan: Patience Vila, Iīm on level twelve.

Slartibartfast


Vila: So tell me again why we need an automatic garage door opener.

Slartibartfast


Ashamed of your mobile?

Slartibartfast


Youīve got to be kidding! Thatīll not make us rich.

Jan


GAN: Well, Iīve set up the video link to Jennaīs cabin, and it looks like she and Cally are playing Cluedo.
VILA: Huh, thatīs another fiver I owe you.

Gemma


Vila: What do you mean weīve got a parking ticket?

Gemma


Vila: I didnīt do it, it just fell off the console! Gan: It doesnīt look important. Vila: Donīt tell Blake then, just hide in Zenīs cupboard.

BouncingAyatollah


Gan: Hmmmm... "U R ALL D3AD, KILL U L8R... HATE, TRAVIS. XXX"

BouncingAyatollah


Vila: So? Gan: The phoneīs nice alright, but Iīve been feeling odd since I installed this plug-in-the-head receiver

BouncingAyatollah


Vila: Youīll never get reception here.

Slartibartfast


Gan: I wonder what happens if I press this button?
Vila: I wouldnīt if I were you.
Gan: Oh! A sign lit up saying "Please do not press this button again".

Slartibartfast


Vila: Iīm telling you thereīs something seriously wrong with this straight jacket.
Gan: Well thereīs just hold music from the makerīs helpline.

Slartibartfast


Gan: Well I canīt get your palm top to send e-mail either Vila. Why donīt you ask Avon?
Vila: I did, thatīs why he cut my arms off!

Slartibartfast


Vila: Gan much as I appreciate your Auntie making this top for me, she made the sleeves far too short, and as for the chest...
Gan: Iīm ringing h

Slartibartfast


The plans for Vilaīs new remote controlled, electric power suit were scuppered by a dead battery.

Slartibartfast


Vila: How come you get all the naughty text messages?

Slartibartfast


G: According to this the clothing budget works out to Ģ3-74.
V: That would explain why my jacket doesnīt do up properly

Slartibartfast


It was no use, despite Ganīs best efforts they just couldnīt find the porn channels.

Slartibartfast


Villa and Gan attempt to form a kraftwerk tribute band.
gan "By pressing down a special key, it plays a little meldoy"

Paul Maddox


Gan: Nearly Ģ5 for a bleedinī packet of fags!

BouncingAyatollah


(cont)
V: Well, itīs my first draft...

Gilthanis


G: "Once upon a time there was a lovely little sausage called īBaldrickī, and it lived happily ever after." Thatīs awful, Vila!
V: Well itīs my

Gilthanis


G: "Young, handsome male seeks 20īs female for fun and thievery." Young and handsome?!? Vila, who are you kidding...

Gilthanis


David Jackson: Iīm sorry Michael but Terry Nations number is still engaged!

Vidar Raven


G: Susan? No, she doesnīt like bald men. Gillie? No, youīre too old for her. No.. no.. hmm. Sorry, Vila. None of the girls in my book would go out wit

Gilthanis


VILA: And would you believe, Avon wrote it all down in his diary afterwards. Blimmin cheek.
GAN: Oh I donīt know, Vila. Heīs given you eight

Gemma


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