Jenna "The Liberator is one thing but you won´t get me in the Big Brother house for love nor money."
Jennas reaction to hearing the news that her fellow housemates would be Simon Cowell, George Bush, Peter Andre, Gareth Thomas, Dr Crippen and 12 gallons of cheap cider, was understandable.
Jenna "I don´t care what the add in the lonely hearts section of the Galactic Express said I am that lonely and I certainly aint into S&M"
It turned out that Avon had been up to his old tricks again and this time he´d gone tooo far.
Jenna "You can tell Judith that I´m not gonna be a guest a redemption and I´ll kill anyone she sends to fetch me"
A once brave Jenna is now too afraid to go to any cons after seeing Blake totally legless at the last one.
Jenna: No, they´re still too limp. If you want to intimidate anyone, you´ll have to act a lot more macho than that.
"Finish knitting my jumper or else!"
Jenna: "For the last time I´m not interested in double-glazed windows, now go away"
Guardian: " What about a slow projectile craft then!! - only 47 previous owners, very (cough) reliable misses"
Jenna: " NO, no, no go away"
Jenna pressed the ´auto-teleport assistant´ button by mistake, now she couldn´t get rid of him!
Jenna & her new date for the eveining, fight for whos going to pay the food bill!
The BBC´s new look ´ COME DANCING´ series
One half of ABBA fight to the death over the last place in the sauna!
Ring-Around-The-Rosie death match competitions.
Pat Sharpe refuses to dance with the drunken man!
Pat Sharpe: No, PISS OFF!
I thought I badly broke your arm... Anyway at least I now know where my superglue went...
Freak "What if..." teleport accidents #1: Jenna & a Guardian
´damn these plastic arms!´
Beardy Weirdy: Jenna, I am your father. Can I have a hug?
We´ll need at least three more couples for a proper ´Strip the Willow´.
"It´s just a jump to the left..."
Jenna wasn´t going to let anyone near her lego and sticklebrick collection...
Customer "I want my money back , this casino cheats"
Jenna "I assure you sir , we have no devices here that can fiddle the roulette wheel"
"Wait! The metal studs got caught in my beard."
"Here, you´va almost got the hang of it. Now, left foot forward, listen to the music, and one, two, three, one, two three ...
No , you can`t play with Vila`s model village , he`ll be very upset.