seriously now blake...if you can test your own pulse that means your alive....i wouldn´t worry
Cally: Blake, are you pretending to be in Knightrider again?!
Quick Vila , switch Orac on and tell me how England are doing in the football
It was then that Blake realised that Cally did not need to be taught how to use nunchukas.
Avon, I think the clonemasters got my height wrong!
Cally biting him could have just been an interesting sexual advance, but Blake decided to be sure she wasn´t trying to poison him, just in case.
B: (whispering) I´m going to do it this time, Avon. I´m going to club her in the back of the head if she doesn´t stop talking about the Auronar!
Blake was warming up for his leg of the baton race while Cally watched for the call to start.
After Cally´s lecture on the legends of the Auron gods, Blake had to check to be sure he was still alive.
Biting the back of his hand to quelch his anger, Blake finally discovers who had been secretly using his curling iron.
Cally: Oh for God´s sake, Blake. It´s only a spider!
Blake: I don´t think I needed the full riot gear, it´s just cousin Itt down here.
Blake signalled the bowler to throw while Cally´s back was turned.
Liberator, I think it´s Callie´s time of the month again. She just bit off my little finger.
Not wanting to embarass himself on their first date, Blake let off a discrete fart while Cally´s back was turned.
Blake: "Avon, I thought you said this new dildo guaranteed complete satisfaction. Cally refuses to play!"
Avon: "Well, now. I would be glad to help you out. All you had to do was ask."
Blake: "You´ll have to come down, Vila. We can´t get the door open."
Vila: "Just lay Cally down, slide her under, and Bob´s your uncle!"
Blake (thinks): I know they promised nail-biting action when I signed up for this job, but the *whole hand*?
Blake: "Avon, you idiot, you´ve teleported Cally´s head on backwards!"
Blake: ´i specifically ordered no clones!´
Blake´s pulse was abnormally high after winning the relay race!
Whilst Cally amused herself in the hall of mirrors
Blake thought he`d practise some hand shadows
That`s a dove isn`t it?
72 outfits and 4 hours later.....
and Cally`s `quick` trip to the intergal butique for a new outfit
begins to `knaw` at poor little Blake.
Well , Avon did warn him
When Cally refused to talk to him, Blake wondered if his anti-perspirant wasn´t up to the job.
While Cally wasn´t looking, Blake took a bite from his concealed chocolate.
Blake: Liberator, you´re never going to believe who Cally & I just mugged...Sooty!!!!!!!!!
Vila...? Vila...! This bloody magic wand of yours was supposed to impress her. She´s buggered off. Any more bright ideas for pulling on a first date?
Blake: Liberator, you´re never going to believe who´s autograph I just got...Brian May!!!!!!!!!
Blake: "Psst Avon, my date´s going to the bathroom... get me out of here NOW!"
Cally: I know you´re wiping your nose on your sleeve again Blake! STOP IT!!
Cally -"for goodness sake Blake, if you were that hungry you should have said so"
Cally: "I TOLD you the glue wasn´t dry yet on that pringles tube! Don´t think I´M going to help you!"
Blake: "damn... these... stupid... cuff buttons...!"