C: ´really Villa, of all possibl places to hide the tv remote, this is the worst!´
C: ´Now listen Vila, its very simple. It´s called a brain and everyon.. um well...um..most people have one..´
Julian Glover: Hmmm, cheap props, big man with curly hair....are you sure I´m not on Doctor Who?
Cally my back´s gone.
Cally "But don´t you want to be liberated?"
Gan "Actually i quite like a bit of light bondage from time to time"
Cally "naughty boy!"
Cally watched as Kayn used Gan to measure the giant cock rings.
The donor was ready for Cally´s vital fat transfusion...
You know it´s a comlex brain when u have to get vila to take a look at it...
Vila: ´you put ur left hand in, u put ur left out.. EVERYBODY u put ur left hand in and you shake it all about...!´
ITS ALIVE ITS ALIVE
STANNA THE STAIR LIFT
Cally: My. Those weight-loss stimulator pads really *do* work!
Kayn: So tell me. What was he doing playing with the Scalextric in the first place?
Kayn: Ah. I believe I´ve found Homer Simpson´s brain...
C:Here at Mistress Cally´s Pleasure Dungeon, we aim to please!!
K:Now, hold still while I adjust the pain amplifiers...
"Here, Gan, let me help you get started. It´s my turn next on the water slide."
The British two man bobsleigh team were forced to practice in a BBC studio, and hope the CSO guys could fake the snow.
Kayn: There! Told you he would fit.
...& when they opened the shark up, they found a perfectly preserved Gan inside!
Which was nice.
The Liberator Crew´s attempt to stage "Sweeney Todd".
Kayn: "Ah, HERE´s the problem - you had him set on ´go ape´ instead of ´cuddly´."
David: Let me out!!
Jan: Not until you stop forgetting your lines.
Kayn: "Now that we have the safety restraints in place, I think we can risk undoing his corset..."
After a grave accident on the assault course, Gan had to be cut free from the dog tunnel
Not much changes...
even in the distant future , the most rebelious of rabbles
have to travel light years to find a dentist
Professor Kayn: Don´t you think this treatment is a bit extreme?
Cally: Well, after what happened after yesterday´s pub crawl, no.
If you look, you can see all the way to China!
It was Gan´s go on the swimming pool flume, but would he fit? Cally hoped so as it was her turn next!
Villa´s finally stolen something that someone might actually miss...
´I swear Cally, the last time i looked there was a brain here...´
In a freak accident during teleportation, Gan inadvertantly got tangled up in the Tour de France.
"Look it´s not brain surgery love, alright? A cut and style is all he wants...."
*Cally had just realised that her and Gans experiment to enlarge a teleport bracelet had gone hidiously wrong*
So , we meet again Meeeester Bond.
Gan: "I´ll be back"
Kayn: "Only in a rerun"
Yep, nothing in there.