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Competition 70
This competition ended on: 5th June 2004

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 18


Blake: " BING BONG! - AVON calling"
Avon: " Oh, very original Blake!"

Zen

Percentage of vote= 17%
Blake-if i can just get this last hoop over the pole i will have won a goldfish!

cheese masters

Percentage of vote= 11%
Blake was stunned by the size of Avons cock ring

A.F.M.

Percentage of vote= 11%
"Don´t worry, Jenna. We´re quite all right. Avon is just showing me how he can difuse this nova bomb with his eyes closed. What´s that? You´re going off station?"

Joolz

Percentage of vote= 6%
Avon: "No, Blake. Your voice has to wobble a little bit more. Try it again."
Blake: "Are you lonesome tonight...."

Joolz

Percentage of vote= 6%
Blake: Not now Jenna! Avon & I are playing invisible chess doubles with the Decimas, & it´s our go!!

The Liberator

Percentage of vote= 6%
Blake "Mork calling Orson , come in Orson"

Avon (thinking) "time to cancel the cable subscription methinks"

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 6%
Blake: ´god?...´

Bek

Percentage of vote= 6%
Blake: My precioussssss!

Patrick

Percentage of vote= 6%
Avon was getting quite concerned about Blake´s growing fondness for womens jewellery.

Frenchy

Percentage of vote= 6%
Blake: TESTING TESTING
Bracelet: Oi! Who you shouting at ?

Simon

Percentage of vote= 6%
Wow, that button gave us a direct vid link to the Supreme Commander´s bedroom.

JAO

Percentage of vote= 6%
Jenna, Avon wants to see you in pink and purple darling.

Grayo

Percentage of vote= 6%
Avon: Don´t eat it, Blake, or you may find yourself teleporting your stomach into space.
Blake: That´s the idea.

Patrick

Percentage of vote= 6%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

I tell you, Avon, this new Philishave that Jenna bought me is bloody fantastic! Pass me the Old Spice.

Mark


Blake: "Now wait a minute, Avon. Before I give you a bracelet you must promise that you´ll be back in time for tea..."

Futsie


To make freedom fighting ends meet, Blake & Avon get a window cleaning round.

Blake: Vila, come down with the sponge we only brought the ladder!

FLN


Jenna, Avon wants to see you in pink and purple darling.

Grayo


Blake: Oh....my....god, history has been made, HISTORY I TELL YE!

Avon: What are you on about Blake?

Blake: The first time i´ve managed to actually re-create one of Lesley Judds stupid experiments without it catching fire!

Mr-Stabby


Avon: "So it was YOU who ate all my pringles!"

Futsie


Blake: "So THIS is what Gan was trying to squeeze out in the previous caption competition!"

Avon: "Who´s going to clean up all the vaseline and guts, that´s what I want to know."

Hexenmeister


Wow, that button gave us a direct vid link to the Supreme Commander´s bedroom.

JAO


Blake "Mork calling Orson , come in Orson"

Avon (thinking) "time to cancel the cable subscription methinks"

Magic Pebble


Avon: You´ve got you´re lips stuck to that ice bracelet again haven´t you.

Cod memories


Avon: "No, Blake. Your voice has to wobble a little bit more. Try it again."
Blake: "Are you lonesome tonight...."

Joolz


"Don´t worry, Jenna. We´re quite all right. Avon is just showing me how he can difuse this nova bomb with his eyes closed. What´s that? You´re going off station?"

Joolz


"Vila, bring us up and get the sun lamp ready. Avon was reaching for the last Jaffa Cake and the Huggabuga Jaffacake Appreciation Society shot him with a freeze ray."

Joolz


Avon: Now, sir, stand still and breath on that ring.
Blake: Huuuh.. what´s the result?
Avon: With a blood level of 10 parts per 100, I should think that you´ll never fly this ship again!

Unforeseen consequences


Gareth: You know what this is, Paul?
Paul: No?
Gareth: This is the reason we don´t get Club biscuits with our teabreaks any more!!!

Cancel the War


Blake: It´s shiny again but it just doesn´t work....
Avon: [sigh] You´re not supposed to wash your teleport bracelet, Blake

Talyell Rear


Blake-if i can just get this last hoop over the pole i will have won a goldfish!

cheese masters


Blake: Have you seen this amazing bracelet? Testing, testing...
Avon: Actually its made out of a bottle of fairy liquid and has been painted by a 3 year old.

Crash course


blake: You know your jam roly poly would have turned out round if you´d used this Avon

Eighth


Blake´s powers of hypnotic suggestion were demonstrated when he sent Avon to sleep watching him swing the bracelet, and then Blake became entranced himself.

Arctic Monkeys


Blake: Blake to BBC costume department. Return our real clothes, pronto.

Banter from my ahole


´Why didn´t u tell me Avon that i had nose hairs?´

Christina


Blake: ´Thankgod im being payed to look like this on national television´

Rove


Blake: ´now, i know we had Jenna just before we got attacked by those blood-sucking monsters....´


Tom


Blake: ´Is that a hundred dollar bill on the floor?´

SAM


´Maybe i shouldn´t have had that last beer...´

Jack


Blake: ´god?...´

Bek


Blake: ´if u listen really hard, u can almost hear the ocean...!"

TILLY


"Calling International Rescue"

"We need a decent mens hairdresser right now"

Magic Pebble


Blake: I broke my tooth!

Avon: Well, stop eating teleport bracelets!

Trilby Ardath


when the naked lady came up, Blake stared in wonderment when he realised what the screen was for...

pjwrench


Avon wondered what it was that made anyone with access to a microphone fancy themselves at karaoke.

Nico


Blake: Damned thing´s faulty. I think it´s stopped.
Avon: [sigh] I think you´ll find Vila´s stolen your watch again and made a rather clumsy substitute.

Nico


Blake was stunned by the size of Avons cock ring

A.F.M.


Blake: Not now Jenna! Avon & I are playing invisible chess doubles with the Decimas, & it´s our go!!

The Liberator


Gareth: I´ve heard of Lord of the Rings, but not Lord of the Bracelet.
Paul: Yes, Tolkien has a lot to answer for.

Frenchy


Gareth is amazed at how little Paul paid for his teleport bracelet on E-bay

However , moments later they`re both gobsmacked to discover that it actually works !

Magic Pebble


Blake: No, don´t teleport us yet! Avon´s about to sneeze...or fart...or both!!

The Liberator


Avon: The project researched the properties of a special substance..
Blake: Ammonium Nitrate! Yes, I worked on that project too. And so did the previous owners of this ship!
Avon: No, that´s just the urinal over there. We have no teleport.

Tariel YELL


Blake´s heavy breathing terrified all of the crew except Avon, who became horny

Tariel YELL


In the Blake 7 parallel universe, Avon sews socks and Blake licks jewellery until it is shiny and sparkly

Tariel YELL


Blake: How do you get it past the first 3 fingers?
Avon: I don´t know! Ask one of the girls!

Eighth Member


Orac congratulated himself on creating the perfect practical joke. The stasis field built into that bracelet meant that Blake and Avon would be stuck like that for days.

Frenchy


Blake: mmmmmm, doughnuuuuuts

MadMat


The giant cock ring was still warm. Blake thought the smell of it was familiar, but he couldn´t quite place it.

The Liberator


Blake: My precioussssss!

Patrick


B: "Just imagine...."
A: :I am imagining Blake, it´s definitely one of Janet Jacksons nipple rings, a normal one would..."
B: "Yes. Thumb and forefinger."

N8t-M8t


Cashier number 4 please!

Craig


The rest of the crew begin to realise just how important it is NOT to mistake shadow for flour when cooking.

As Blake & Avon start to sing thier medley of spaced out 60`s songs through the ship`s intercom , beginning with.....

`Hey Mister Tambourine Man`

Magic Pebble


BLAKE: "Ha, it´s mine, it´s mine, ner ner nee ner nerr"
AVON: "Hey, give it back, it´s mine.. Thats not fair, MUuuum! I´m gonna sulk now, Humphh"

Xev


Blake: " BING BONG! - AVON calling"
Avon: " Oh, very original Blake!"

Zen


Gareth: So we have to pretend that this is a teleport bracelet?
Director(offscreen): Yes!
Paul: Sod that, I´m off down the pub.

Frenchy


Gareth: Don´t laugh. You´ll be striking Elvis poses yourself one day.

Patrick


Blake: TESTING TESTING
Bracelet: Oi! Who you shouting at ?

Simon


Blake:(singing) " I did it,.... my way"

ZEN


Avon was getting quite concerned about Blake´s growing fondness for womens jewellery.

Frenchy


Blake: Avon, do you think Jenna will like this braclet for her birthday?
Avon: You´re a bit late, Blake. Her birthday was yesterday.
Blake: Damn!

Frenchy


Blake: Wow! This is so shiney I can see your nose in it.

Simon


Blake: Kirk to Enterprise!
Avon: I see you still haven´t got the hang of it.

Patrick


Avon: Don´t eat it, Blake, or you may find yourself teleporting your stomach into space.
Blake: That´s the idea.

Patrick


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