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Competition 69
This competition ended on: 11th May 2004

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 20


Replacing Ganīs K-Y jelly with rubber cement was one of Avonīs more successful gags...

BlakNo1

Percentage of vote= 15%
Paul decided to retreat quietly, it was better not to ask.

N8t-M8t

Percentage of vote= 15%
Avon " Gan you will NEVER be able to see you own teeth"

Increasingly Pedantic

Percentage of vote= 10%
Avon stands well back during Ganīs turn in the Liberator farting competition.

Avon: I think heīs going to follow through!!!!!

The Liberator

Percentage of vote= 10%
Gan "There , done it , say cheese !!"

Avon "No , you idiot , I told you to put the webcam
in the dining room , not the toilet"

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 10%
Gan had his own way of sorting out a faulty DVD boxset.

Eyepatch

Percentage of vote= 5%
Gan: What! Blakeīs been having his way with Cally?
Iīll kill the bastard.
Avon: Yes Gan, and after that Iīll take over as captain. (Aside) Idiots are so easy to manipulate.

Frenchy

Percentage of vote= 5%
Gan (through clenched teeth): I knew you were capable of stabbing people in the back, Avon, but I didnīt expect you to use yourself as a knife!

Patrick

Percentage of vote= 5%
Gan now realised his mistake in attacking Avon, an Aikido black belt and master of Chinese torture.

Frenchy

Percentage of vote= 5%
In a bizarre teleport accident, Avon and Gan had become fused into the single creature, Gavon.

Patrick

Percentage of vote= 5%
Go On Gan !! If It Itches, Scratch It !!

Jason

Percentage of vote= 5%
Avon knew that if Ganīs false teeth flew out they could wreak havoc with the computers...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 5%
Avon rushes to stop any further damage to Zenīs I/O socket

Increasingly Pedantic

Percentage of vote= 5%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Avon often mocked Gan, but when he mocked Gan about the failure of his expensive extreme makeover, Gan knew that it was serious mockery

Honey on my nuts + ants = fun


Avon stands well back during Ganīs turn in the Liberator farting competition.

Avon: I think heīs going to follow through!!!!!

The Liberator


Paul decided to retreat quietly, it was better not to ask.

N8t-M8t


GAN: "Oo, ahh, hey, What the f....."

AVON: "Ah-ha Caught you, I superglued the air duct, so the next person who tried to have sex with it would get caught, and you fell for it!"

Xev


AVON: "So, howīs the new male tampon youīre wearing?"

GAN: "Itīs a snug fit---can you help me?"

phoenixrising2430


Much as it pained him, Avon had to go in and fix Ganīs limiter personally, using Oracīs miniaturisation technique.

Patrick


In a bizarre teleport accident, Avon and Gan had become fused into the single creature, Gavon.

Patrick


Avon - What do you mean you have zipped up your pants to fast ? Where under attack move it !

Ste


īNo Gan! Thatīs no way to fix the dvd player.ī

Eyepatch


Avon rushes to stop any further damage to Zenīs I/O socket

Increasingly Pedantic


Avon " Gan you will NEVER be able to see you own teeth"

Increasingly Pedantic


Go On Gan !! If It Itches, Scratch It !!

Jason


David: What!? Iīm going to be killed off?!
Paul: Count yourself lucky, I have to stay on for the next series. God, even Garethīs getting a holiday.

Frenchy


Replacing Ganīs K-Y jelly with rubber cement was one of Avonīs more successful gags...

BlakNo1


Gan now realised his mistake in attacking Avon, an Aikido black belt and master of Chinese torture.

Frenchy


Gan: Avon, step away from the karaoke machine or Iīll kill you.

Frenchy


Gan: What! Blakeīs been having his way with Cally?
Iīll kill the bastard.
Avon: Yes Gan, and after that Iīll take over as captain. (Aside) Idiots are so easy to manipulate.

Frenchy


Gan (through clenched teeth): I knew you were capable of stabbing people in the back, Avon, but I didnīt expect you to use yourself as a knife!

Patrick


Avon: "I say, I say, I say!..."

Avonīs vaudevillean shenanigans did nothing to relieve the long hours on watch on the flight deck.

Gan: "Let... me.... out ... of ... here!"

A I


Avon: You canīt have trapped your foot in the door again! One day youīll be crushed!
Gan: Open the door! My toes are going numb!

Trilby


Avon knew that if Ganīs false teeth flew out they could wreak havoc with the computers...

Futsie


Avon: Gan, stop quickly, youīre supposed to take your undies off first and then poo second!

Gets better with age


Avon: What do you say, Gan?
Gan: Thanks...very...[grunt]...much...for...developing this....virtual pornstar...machine...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Sh*gging is very funny


Avon: How about that one, Gan? Was that particularly smelly?
Gan: (disguising his disgust with difficulty) Err, no, Avon, that was sweet. Can I go now?

Toilets are funny


Avon: Now crap on Vilaīs head Gan, and Iīll go and get Blake!

Visiting relatives


Avon: OK Gan, I know it wasnīt that funny, but donīt crack your face

Tariel yell


Gan enjoyed Avonīs firm whipping

Zlatan


Ok everybody, lets get the sh*gging and toilet jokes out of the way. Then we can all get on with our lives. (sighs heavily)

Slave


Season2 DVD extra #1: The lost Paul Darrow & David Jackson toothpaste ad.

P.D: I didnīt know you had tooth dandruff!

The Liberator


Gan, what the HELL are you doing with that laser-probe??

Hexenmeister


The Devil Avon Gloats And His Horns Beam As Another FallenAngel Surcomes too The Sexual Joys of Mastipation

afk


Avon: Give it up Gan, youīre a crap ventriloquist!

Gan: Gottle O Gear, Gottle O Gear

The Liberator


Gan winced as the minature Avon grew out of his back.

Craig


The long lost Blakeīs 7 porn episode surfaces.

Craig


Gan "There , done it , say cheese !!"

Avon "No , you idiot , I told you to put the webcam
in the dining room , not the toilet"

Magic Pebble


Gan found that the mini Avon on his back was causing him a lot of discomfort.

Bill


Gan: ahhhhhhh
Avon: Gan! Stop! The urinalīs on the other wall!

MadMat


Avon caught Gan trying to extract a free can of coke from the drinks machine

MadMat


Gan had his own way of sorting out a faulty DVD boxset.

Eyepatch


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