Avon often mocked Gan, but when he mocked Gan about the failure of his expensive extreme makeover, Gan knew that it was serious mockery

Honey on my nuts + ants = fun

Avon stands well back during Gan´s turn in the Liberator farting competition.

Avon: I think he´s going to follow through!!!!!

The Liberator

Paul decided to retreat quietly, it was better not to ask.

N8t-M8t

GAN: "Oo, ahh, hey, What the f....."

AVON: "Ah-ha Caught you, I superglued the air duct, so the next person who tried to have sex with it would get caught, and you fell for it!"

Xev

AVON: "So, how´s the new male tampon you´re wearing?"

GAN: "It´s a snug fit---can you help me?"

phoenixrising2430

Much as it pained him, Avon had to go in and fix Gan´s limiter personally, using Orac´s miniaturisation technique.

Patrick

In a bizarre teleport accident, Avon and Gan had become fused into the single creature, Gavon.

Patrick

Avon - What do you mean you have zipped up your pants to fast ? Where under attack move it !

Ste

´No Gan! That´s no way to fix the dvd player.´

Eyepatch

Avon rushes to stop any further damage to Zen´s I/O socket

Increasingly Pedantic

Avon " Gan you will NEVER be able to see you own teeth"

Increasingly Pedantic

Go On Gan !! If It Itches, Scratch It !!

Jason

David: What!? I´m going to be killed off?!
Paul: Count yourself lucky, I have to stay on for the next series. God, even Gareth´s getting a holiday.

Frenchy

Replacing Gan´s K-Y jelly with rubber cement was one of Avon´s more successful gags...

BlakNo1

Gan now realised his mistake in attacking Avon, an Aikido black belt and master of Chinese torture.

Frenchy

Gan: Avon, step away from the karaoke machine or I´ll kill you.

Frenchy

Gan: What! Blake´s been having his way with Cally?
I´ll kill the bastard.
Avon: Yes Gan, and after that I´ll take over as captain. (Aside) Idiots are so easy to manipulate.

Frenchy

Gan (through clenched teeth): I knew you were capable of stabbing people in the back, Avon, but I didn´t expect you to use yourself as a knife!

Patrick

Avon: "I say, I say, I say!..."

Avon´s vaudevillean shenanigans did nothing to relieve the long hours on watch on the flight deck.

Gan: "Let... me.... out ... of ... here!"

A I

Avon: You can´t have trapped your foot in the door again! One day you´ll be crushed!
Gan: Open the door! My toes are going numb!

Trilby

Avon knew that if Gan´s false teeth flew out they could wreak havoc with the computers...

Futsie

Avon: Gan, stop quickly, you´re supposed to take your undies off first and then poo second!

Gets better with age

Avon: What do you say, Gan?
Gan: Thanks...very...[grunt]...much...for...developing this....virtual pornstar...machine...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Sh*gging is very funny

Avon: How about that one, Gan? Was that particularly smelly?
Gan: (disguising his disgust with difficulty) Err, no, Avon, that was sweet. Can I go now?

Toilets are funny

Avon: Now crap on Vila´s head Gan, and I´ll go and get Blake!

Visiting relatives

Avon: OK Gan, I know it wasn´t that funny, but don´t crack your face

Tariel yell

Gan enjoyed Avon´s firm whipping

Zlatan

Ok everybody, lets get the sh*gging and toilet jokes out of the way. Then we can all get on with our lives. (sighs heavily)

Slave

Season2 DVD extra #1: The lost Paul Darrow & David Jackson toothpaste ad.

P.D: I didn´t know you had tooth dandruff!

The Liberator

Gan, what the HELL are you doing with that laser-probe??

Hexenmeister

The Devil Avon Gloats And His Horns Beam As Another FallenAngel Surcomes too The Sexual Joys of Mastipation

afk

Avon: Give it up Gan, you´re a crap ventriloquist!

Gan: Gottle O Gear, Gottle O Gear

The Liberator

Gan winced as the minature Avon grew out of his back.

Craig

The long lost Blake´s 7 porn episode surfaces.

Craig

Gan "There , done it , say cheese !!"

Avon "No , you idiot , I told you to put the webcam
in the dining room , not the toilet"

Magic Pebble

Gan found that the mini Avon on his back was causing him a lot of discomfort.

Bill

Gan: ahhhhhhh
Avon: Gan! Stop! The urinal´s on the other wall!

MadMat

Avon caught Gan trying to extract a free can of coke from the drinks machine

MadMat

Gan had his own way of sorting out a faulty DVD boxset.

Eyepatch