Avon often mocked Gan, but when he mocked Gan about the failure of his expensive extreme makeover, Gan knew that it was serious mockery
Honey on my nuts + ants = fun
Avon stands well back during Ganīs turn in the Liberator farting competition.
Avon: I think heīs going to follow through!!!!!
Paul decided to retreat quietly, it was better not to ask.
GAN: "Oo, ahh, hey, What the f....."
AVON: "Ah-ha Caught you, I superglued the air duct, so the next person who tried to have sex with it would get caught, and you fell for it!"
AVON: "So, howīs the new male tampon youīre wearing?"
GAN: "Itīs a snug fit---can you help me?"
Much as it pained him, Avon had to go in and fix Ganīs limiter personally, using Oracīs miniaturisation technique.
In a bizarre teleport accident, Avon and Gan had become fused into the single creature, Gavon.
Avon - What do you mean you have zipped up your pants to fast ? Where under attack move it !
īNo Gan! Thatīs no way to fix the dvd player.ī
Avon rushes to stop any further damage to Zenīs I/O socket
Avon " Gan you will NEVER be able to see you own teeth"
Go On Gan !! If It Itches, Scratch It !!
David: What!? Iīm going to be killed off?!
Paul: Count yourself lucky, I have to stay on for the next series. God, even Garethīs getting a holiday.
Replacing Ganīs K-Y jelly with rubber cement was one of Avonīs more successful gags...
Gan now realised his mistake in attacking Avon, an Aikido black belt and master of Chinese torture.
Gan: Avon, step away from the karaoke machine or Iīll kill you.
Gan: What! Blakeīs been having his way with Cally?
Iīll kill the bastard.
Avon: Yes Gan, and after that Iīll take over as captain. (Aside) Idiots are so easy to manipulate.
Gan (through clenched teeth): I knew you were capable of stabbing people in the back, Avon, but I didnīt expect you to use yourself as a knife!
Avon: "I say, I say, I say!..."
Avonīs vaudevillean shenanigans did nothing to relieve the long hours on watch on the flight deck.
Gan: "Let... me.... out ... of ... here!"
Avon: You canīt have trapped your foot in the door again! One day youīll be crushed!
Gan: Open the door! My toes are going numb!
Avon knew that if Ganīs false teeth flew out they could wreak havoc with the computers...
Avon: Gan, stop quickly, youīre supposed to take your undies off first and then poo second!
Gets better with age
Avon: What do you say, Gan?
Gan: Thanks...very...[grunt]...much...for...developing this....virtual pornstar...machine...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Sh*gging is very funny
Avon: How about that one, Gan? Was that particularly smelly?
Gan: (disguising his disgust with difficulty) Err, no, Avon, that was sweet. Can I go now?
Toilets are funny
Avon: Now crap on Vilaīs head Gan, and Iīll go and get Blake!
Avon: OK Gan, I know it wasnīt that funny, but donīt crack your face
Gan enjoyed Avonīs firm whipping
Ok everybody, lets get the sh*gging and toilet jokes out of the way. Then we can all get on with our lives. (sighs heavily)
Season2 DVD extra #1: The lost Paul Darrow & David Jackson toothpaste ad.
P.D: I didnīt know you had tooth dandruff!
Gan, what the HELL are you doing with that laser-probe??
The Devil Avon Gloats And His Horns Beam As Another FallenAngel Surcomes too The Sexual Joys of Mastipation
Avon: Give it up Gan, youīre a crap ventriloquist!
Gan: Gottle O Gear, Gottle O Gear
Gan winced as the minature Avon grew out of his back.
The long lost Blakeīs 7 porn episode surfaces.
Gan "There , done it , say cheese !!"
Avon "No , you idiot , I told you to put the webcam
in the dining room , not the toilet"
Gan found that the mini Avon on his back was causing him a lot of discomfort.
Avon: Gan! Stop! The urinalīs on the other wall!
Avon caught Gan trying to extract a free can of coke from the drinks machine
Gan had his own way of sorting out a faulty DVD boxset.