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Competition 68
This competition ended on: 4th May 2004

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 14


Jenna: Remember when you said you wanted to strike at the heart of the Federation? Well there it is.

Patrick

Percentage of vote= 14%
"Swirly thing alert!"

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 14%
"Oh no, who put those red socks in with all the whites?!"

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 14%
Zen: Scans indicate that we are about the enter a black hole.
Jenna: Right, the first person to make a "women drivers" joke is dead.

Frenchy

Percentage of vote= 7%
Yet another fault was discovered on the DVD box set.

Eyepatch

Percentage of vote= 7%
They switched the viewer to red Quality Street wrapper mode, but still couldnīt see anything

The Liberator

Percentage of vote= 7%
Jenna: I think this velvet is better. What do you think?
Blake: You know I think you look good in anything.
Vila: Can we go now?

Trilby

Percentage of vote= 7%
Avon`s new megatastic galactic GPS was simply breathtaking
with its super duper location finder.....


YOU ARE HERE ----->

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 7%
ZEN: And this screen saver is called Visions of Bath night in Mauve.

eye patch

Percentage of vote= 7%
The crew watched horrified as Avon began his rectal scan of Gan.

DOOMWATCHER

Percentage of vote= 7%
The crew of the Liberator also had trouble resisting Winamp visualisations....

Mindy

Percentage of vote= 7%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

I must warn you that we are about to go through a portal into sub space - you may find it unsettles you a little... scares the willies out of me.

Slartibartfast


OK OK Your right! It does go down the other way this side of the galaxy!

Increasingly Pedantic


Jenna: Remember when you said you wanted to strike at the heart of the Federation? Well there it is.

Patrick


Zen: Scans indicate that we are about the enter a black hole.
Jenna: Right, the first person to make a "women drivers" joke is dead.

Frenchy


Vila: So, howīs Brian Blessedīs laryngectomy going, then?

Patrick


Blake: "And the guys in Star Trek thought they were going where no one has gone before!"

AvonsGirl27


Blake: Zen, would you hurry up and fix the monitor so we can watch the Universal Football championship match?
Vila: Yeah, Zen. Hurry up! Iīve got 150,000 credit bars on that game.
Jenna: Where did you get that many credit bars?
Vila: Avonīs pocket. Donīt tell him.

Erik


Jenna: I think this velvet is better. What do you think?
Blake: You know I think you look good in anything.
Vila: Can we go now?

Trilby


Jenna: Last time I saw Avon, he was standing right here, before I opened the window....

Slave


The crew watched horrified as Avon began his rectal scan of Gan.

DOOMWATCHER


ZEN: And this screen saver is called Visions of Bath night in Mauve.

eye patch


The crew of the Liberator also had trouble resisting Winamp visualisations....

Mindy


"Heīs Behind You" Yelled Out Blake In Antispation of The Wonder Puppet Show Avon Was About to Put On

afk


Jenna: "Ok, so Iīm confused. Are we watching a wormhole on the monitor, or has the monitor itself turned into a wormhole?"
Vila: "Well Iīm not going near it"
Blake: "Letīs throw Avon at it and see what happens..."

Futsie


Yet another fault was discovered on the DVD box set.

Eyepatch


The crew admire the new water feature that Avon had just installed.

Simon


Vila: You paid *how much* for that so-called art, Blake? I couldīve done you one of those by throwing paint at some paper on a revolving chair.

Nico


Ah , so that`s where the easter bunny went :-)

Magic Pebble


Blake "Looks like rain again"

Jenna "Drats , and i`ve just put some washing out aswell"

Magic Pebble


Vila: ooh, Iīve seen this one. When Copperfield drops the giant silk sheet the whole planet will have vanished.

MadMat


They switched the viewer to red Quality Street wrapper mode, but still couldnīt see anything

The Liberator


Blake: "And this is what happens if you donīt use enough KY."

Joolz


Blake: "Come on you lot, Dr Who is just starting"


Andrew DSV2


J: "Blake! What is it?"
B: "Itīs one of the occupational Safety breaches I mentioned earlier, a sloppily placed lavatory. Donīt get too close. Whoever built this ship cut some corners, itīs meant to have a lid...either way, Ganīs disappeared down it along with half the budget for the BBC."

N8t-M8t


Avon`s new megatastic galactic GPS was simply breathtaking
with its super duper location finder.....


YOU ARE HERE ----->

Magic Pebble


"Swirly thing alert!"

Futsie


blake "ok clever clogs, i admit it, I CANīT find the on switch"

sarah


"I told you we should have turned back when we saw that giant bath plug..."

Futsie


Roger Murray Leach: Trust me! Thatīs what a black hole really looks like!

The Liberator


Jenna "My god you`re right Vila , Avon`s heart really is black as pitch"


Magic Pebble


Blake: ok, the liberaterīs running out of steam, start shoveling coal people

MadMat


Vila: and this is the latest in our range of plasma boilers, large enough to heat an entire citadel

MadMat


Thatīs ribena down a plug hole that is.

TeD


Jenna: but is it art?

MadMat


Unbeknown to Avon, Zen had piped his rectal examination to the flight deck for all to see

MadMat


Zenīs new screensaver had them all hypnotised.

Craig


"Oh no, who put those red socks in with all the whites?!"

Futsie


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