I must warn you that we are about to go through a portal into sub space - you may find it unsettles you a little... scares the willies out of me.
OK OK Your right! It does go down the other way this side of the galaxy!
Jenna: Remember when you said you wanted to strike at the heart of the Federation? Well there it is.
Zen: Scans indicate that we are about the enter a black hole.
Jenna: Right, the first person to make a "women drivers" joke is dead.
Vila: So, howīs Brian Blessedīs laryngectomy going, then?
Blake: "And the guys in Star Trek thought they were going where no one has gone before!"
Blake: Zen, would you hurry up and fix the monitor so we can watch the Universal Football championship match?
Vila: Yeah, Zen. Hurry up! Iīve got 150,000 credit bars on that game.
Jenna: Where did you get that many credit bars?
Vila: Avonīs pocket. Donīt tell him.
Jenna: I think this velvet is better. What do you think?
Blake: You know I think you look good in anything.
Vila: Can we go now?
Jenna: Last time I saw Avon, he was standing right here, before I opened the window....
The crew watched horrified as Avon began his rectal scan of Gan.
ZEN: And this screen saver is called Visions of Bath night in Mauve.
The crew of the Liberator also had trouble resisting Winamp visualisations....
"Heīs Behind You" Yelled Out Blake In Antispation of The Wonder Puppet Show Avon Was About to Put On
Jenna: "Ok, so Iīm confused. Are we watching a wormhole on the monitor, or has the monitor itself turned into a wormhole?"
Vila: "Well Iīm not going near it"
Blake: "Letīs throw Avon at it and see what happens..."
Yet another fault was discovered on the DVD box set.
The crew admire the new water feature that Avon had just installed.
Vila: You paid *how much* for that so-called art, Blake? I couldīve done you one of those by throwing paint at some paper on a revolving chair.
Ah , so that`s where the easter bunny went :-)
Blake "Looks like rain again"
Jenna "Drats , and i`ve just put some washing out aswell"
Vila: ooh, Iīve seen this one. When Copperfield drops the giant silk sheet the whole planet will have vanished.
They switched the viewer to red Quality Street wrapper mode, but still couldnīt see anything
Blake: "And this is what happens if you donīt use enough KY."
Blake: "Come on you lot, Dr Who is just starting"
J: "Blake! What is it?"
B: "Itīs one of the occupational Safety breaches I mentioned earlier, a sloppily placed lavatory. Donīt get too close. Whoever built this ship cut some corners, itīs meant to have a lid...either way, Ganīs disappeared down it along with half the budget for the BBC."
Avon`s new megatastic galactic GPS was simply breathtaking
with its super duper location finder.....
YOU ARE HERE ----->
"Swirly thing alert!"
blake "ok clever clogs, i admit it, I CANīT find the on switch"
"I told you we should have turned back when we saw that giant bath plug..."
Roger Murray Leach: Trust me! Thatīs what a black hole really looks like!
Jenna "My god you`re right Vila , Avon`s heart really is black as pitch"
Blake: ok, the liberaterīs running out of steam, start shoveling coal people
Vila: and this is the latest in our range of plasma boilers, large enough to heat an entire citadel
Thatīs ribena down a plug hole that is.
Jenna: but is it art?
Unbeknown to Avon, Zen had piped his rectal examination to the flight deck for all to see
Zenīs new screensaver had them all hypnotised.
"Oh no, who put those red socks in with all the whites?!"