The Blake´s 7 team had immediately regretted visiting the set of the Doctor Who story "The Androids of Tara". Both Jan and Gareth narrowly avoided being lynched by angry extra´s.
Cally: Blake, if you do one more bloody Tarzan impression, I´ll shove this gun up your arse.
Blake: Bloody hell, that was close. You didn´t tell me your husband would be back so soon.
Blake: How am I supposed to bring down the Federation when the BBC won´t even spring for the price of a wrecking ball?
Blake: Jeeez Cally, stop judging the distance to Thetford with your dildo and give us a boost up here! This rope´s got about as much grip as a soapy nipple in a turkish bath!
If they can´t be arsed to repress the DVDs´ we´ll do it ourselves!
An Eye Patch
Cally: Avon, it´s all clear. This time Blake won´t interrupt our rendezvous.
CALLY: NO BLAKE! your supposed to look through the arch window, not climb through it!
BLAKE: well at least i know that when the big hands pointing straight up it means it´s somthing o clock.
CALLY AND BLAKE ATEMPT TO STORM THE WALT DISNEY CASTLE.
Whilst jumping too vigourously Blake bounces himself right out of the bouncy castle window.
Cally waits for Avon who had chucked off for wearing high heels.
"Cally, next time you get some builders in to replace the roof tiles, make sure they have an insurance backed guarantee."
"Don´t worry Blake, I´m going to shoot the fuckers."
Blake: Hello? Cally? Little help here? I seem to have got my zip stuck!
Gareth: Look Sally, I´m just like James Bond. WEE! This will show Paul!
Sally sighs to herself
Cally:"Blake What´s Taking So Long? Is There A Lady Showering In That Window or Summet?
Blake:*Innocent Look* err... no
Sadly, the crew often could not pay for their planetside hotels.
Gareth`s training started early for his role in the
UK series of London`s Burning.
Gareth "If I fall and land in that mud it`ll end up on a bloopers reel on some B7 DVD collection , I bet ya"
Jan "What`s a DVD ?"
B: "I haven´t quite got the hang of this!"
Blake: "Come on, Og! Walkies!" (grunt, wheeze)
cally "oh blake, I can see they´ve left the door open"
blake "you what????"
Blake attempts to re-enact the Battle of Helms Deep. Unfortunately there are a distinct lack of Orcs around today.
All because the lady loves `MilkTray`
Blake "Can`t ya just settle for an Easter egg like Jenna ?"
The Blakes 7 bouncy castle was typically a bit gloomy...
Blake and Cally were sneaking out of the house again.
Blake: No time for the old in-out love, I´m just here to liberate the President!
Gareth tried desperately not to put his foot through the polystyrene.
Blake - “Why won´t this bloody draw bridge not come down ?”
Cally - ( Thought ) I could have been in Juliet Bravo, dam agent !
Cally - “Hurry Blake, The guards are coming”
Blake - “Hold on I have caught the cord on my pants”
Cally - “Need a hand ?”
Blake - ( high pitch voice ) “YES!”
Blake: " There must be an easier way of getting Gan over the wall than this!"
Cally: We could just use the door Blake
Blake: I just don´t feel it´s in my idiom!
Blake: OI RAPUNSEL, GIVE IT SOME SLACK WILL YA!
Blake: I might have a better chance of pulling this wall down if you weren´t leaning against it!
Cally: "Aren´t you taking this a little to far, Blake?"
Blake: "Well, if this dating service think they can keep me from placing a video dating ad, they´ve got another thing coming!"
When Cally wasn´t looking Blake was bitten by a radioactive spider.
Blake: Why can´t the BBC just get a recording permit then I wouldn´t have to keep doing this!
Climbing walls always looked easier when Batman did it.
Cally: "I know your hands hurt, Blake, but it´s worth it. Inside there´s a whole new wardrobe. If I have to wear leapard skin fur again I might be forced to kill somebody."
Some people will do anything to avoid paying to
get into the magic kingdom at Disneyworld.
You can take hide & seek a bit too far !