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Competition 67
This competition ended on: 28th April 2004

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 16


Blake: Bloody hell, that was close. You didn´t tell me your husband would be back so soon.

Frenchy

Percentage of vote= 19%
Blake: OI RAPUNSEL, GIVE IT SOME SLACK WILL YA!

The Liberator

Percentage of vote= 13%
Blake: " There must be an easier way of getting Gan over the wall than this!"

ZEN

Percentage of vote= 13%
The Blake´s 7 team had immediately regretted visiting the set of the Doctor Who story "The Androids of Tara". Both Jan and Gareth narrowly avoided being lynched by angry extra´s.

Frenchy

Percentage of vote= 6%
Climbing walls always looked easier when Batman did it.

Gilthanis

Percentage of vote= 6%
"Cally, next time you get some builders in to replace the roof tiles, make sure they have an insurance backed guarantee."
"Don´t worry Blake, I´m going to shoot the fuckers."

Hexenmeister

Percentage of vote= 6%
Blake: Aaaaaah-A-a-A-AAAAAAH-A-a-A-aaaaah
*THUD*

MadMat

Percentage of vote= 6%
Cally: Avon, it´s all clear. This time Blake won´t interrupt our rendezvous.

Trilby

Percentage of vote= 6%
Blake: How am I supposed to bring down the Federation when the BBC won´t even spring for the price of a wrecking ball?

Patrick

Percentage of vote= 6%
Gareth: Look Sally, I´m just like James Bond. WEE! This will show Paul!

Sally sighs to herself

Slave

Percentage of vote= 6%
Cally: Blake, if you do one more bloody Tarzan impression, I´ll shove this gun up your arse.

Frenchy

Percentage of vote= 6%
Sadly, the crew often could not pay for their planetside hotels.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 6%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

The Blake´s 7 team had immediately regretted visiting the set of the Doctor Who story "The Androids of Tara". Both Jan and Gareth narrowly avoided being lynched by angry extra´s.

Frenchy


Cally: Blake, if you do one more bloody Tarzan impression, I´ll shove this gun up your arse.

Frenchy


Blake: Bloody hell, that was close. You didn´t tell me your husband would be back so soon.

Frenchy


Blake: How am I supposed to bring down the Federation when the BBC won´t even spring for the price of a wrecking ball?

Patrick


Blake: Jeeez Cally, stop judging the distance to Thetford with your dildo and give us a boost up here! This rope´s got about as much grip as a soapy nipple in a turkish bath!

mercenary


If they can´t be arsed to repress the DVDs´ we´ll do it ourselves!

An Eye Patch


Cally: Avon, it´s all clear. This time Blake won´t interrupt our rendezvous.

Trilby


CALLY: NO BLAKE! your supposed to look through the arch window, not climb through it!

BLAKE: well at least i know that when the big hands pointing straight up it means it´s somthing o clock.

DAVID


CALLY AND BLAKE ATEMPT TO STORM THE WALT DISNEY CASTLE.

DAVID


Whilst jumping too vigourously Blake bounces himself right out of the bouncy castle window.

Cally waits for Avon who had chucked off for wearing high heels.

The Liberator


"Cally, next time you get some builders in to replace the roof tiles, make sure they have an insurance backed guarantee."
"Don´t worry Blake, I´m going to shoot the fuckers."

Hexenmeister


Blake: Hello? Cally? Little help here? I seem to have got my zip stuck!

Mindy


Gareth: Look Sally, I´m just like James Bond. WEE! This will show Paul!

Sally sighs to herself

Slave


Cally:"Blake What´s Taking So Long? Is There A Lady Showering In That Window or Summet?
Blake:*Innocent Look* err... no

afk


Sadly, the crew often could not pay for their planetside hotels.

Nico


Gareth`s training started early for his role in the
UK series of London`s Burning.

Magic Pebble


Gareth "If I fall and land in that mud it`ll end up on a bloopers reel on some B7 DVD collection , I bet ya"

Jan "What`s a DVD ?"

Magic Pebble


B: "I haven´t quite got the hang of this!"

N8t-M8t


Blake: "Come on, Og! Walkies!" (grunt, wheeze)

Futsie


cally "oh blake, I can see they´ve left the door open"
blake "you what????"

sarah


Blake attempts to re-enact the Battle of Helms Deep. Unfortunately there are a distinct lack of Orcs around today.

Blake


All because the lady loves `MilkTray`

Blake "Can`t ya just settle for an Easter egg like Jenna ?"

Magic Pebble


The Blakes 7 bouncy castle was typically a bit gloomy...

Futsie


Blake and Cally were sneaking out of the house again.

Gilthanis


Blake: No time for the old in-out love, I´m just here to liberate the President!

The Liberator


Gareth tried desperately not to put his foot through the polystyrene.

Craig


Blake - “Why won´t this bloody draw bridge not come down ?”

Cally - ( Thought ) I could have been in Juliet Bravo, dam agent !

Ste


Cally - “Hurry Blake, The guards are coming”

Blake - “Hold on I have caught the cord on my pants”

Cally - “Need a hand ?”

Blake - ( high pitch voice ) “YES!”

Ste


Blake: " There must be an easier way of getting Gan over the wall than this!"

ZEN


Cally: We could just use the door Blake

Blake: I just don´t feel it´s in my idiom!

The Liberator


Blake: OI RAPUNSEL, GIVE IT SOME SLACK WILL YA!

The Liberator


Blake: Aaaaaah-A-a-A-AAAAAAH-A-a-A-aaaaah
*THUD*

MadMat


Blake: I might have a better chance of pulling this wall down if you weren´t leaning against it!

MadMat


Cally: "Aren´t you taking this a little to far, Blake?"

Blake: "Well, if this dating service think they can keep me from placing a video dating ad, they´ve got another thing coming!"

AvonsGirl27


When Cally wasn´t looking Blake was bitten by a radioactive spider.

BouncingAyatollah


Blake: Why can´t the BBC just get a recording permit then I wouldn´t have to keep doing this!

Bill


Climbing walls always looked easier when Batman did it.

Gilthanis


Cally: "I know your hands hurt, Blake, but it´s worth it. Inside there´s a whole new wardrobe. If I have to wear leapard skin fur again I might be forced to kill somebody."

Joolz


Some people will do anything to avoid paying to
get into the magic kingdom at Disneyworld.

Magic Pebble


You can take hide & seek a bit too far !


Magic Pebble


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