What exactly does it mean, īGeneral Protection Faultī?
villa thinks that orac has a drinking problem...
proof the neary invisible drinking straw leading to orac.
VILA: You know, Iīm starting to think that playing skittles with Orac was a bad idea.
ORAC: If you had a spark of intelligence between you, you would know that in playing with a genius you are BOUND to lose.
DAYNA: Now you tell us...
Everyone was appalled when Orac got drunk and started spewing hard copies of the dirty jokes Vila had told him
Dayna: Vila, I donīt think you should have turned Orac into a still, besides this stuff could turn you blind.
Vila: Dayna weīre over here.
Is it just me or is the tele really boring today?
It wasnīt exactly the best birthday party they had ever been too, even Oracīs bird impressions could only amuse for so long.
Dayna: "Poor ORAC, if Avon was my only companion, I would have a drinking problem too!!!"
Everyone agreed the XBox 5 STILL looked too bulky, but the spherical holoscreen was cool
I donīt fancy yours.
Dayna: Okay, Iīve been studying this piece of modern art for hours. I still donīt get it.
How much did they say the upgrade would be?
Vila,Tarrant and Zeona start carol singing
The crew sat with bated breath as they watched a re-run of Dalls showing who actually killed JR on their new "Orac 1980īs televsion system".
Dayna: okay when it did Orac Pickup Vilaīs drinking habit then?
Dayna sighed to herself. Murder mystery weekends were just no fun when Orac was playing.
Orac had to finally break the news that Zeeona has a silly hairdo
Dayna doubted that Vila had really turned Orac into a microwave over. The wine was half-gone, and the cheese still hadnīt melted on the lasagna.
Dayna had her doubts that Vila had successfully turned Orac into a microwave oven. The wine was half gone, and the cheese still hadnīt begun to melt o
Vila: Dayna, get away from that hair dye! Look what it did to Avonīs pet poodle!
Dayna: Do I smell or something?
"And a one, and a two, and a three - Me and my shadow..."
Cabaret hour on Xenon base was wearing a little thin with Dayna
Dayna: I know they make a lovely couple Orac, but how come Vila gets to be bridesmaid?
Dayna: Avonīs gonna kill us when he finds out that you spilt wine on Orac, Vila.
Orac: Fizz, pahtwee, Iīm a little teapot...
All sing "Its a mystery, its a mystery...."
Dayna wondered how much lower life with the rest of the crew could get as she tried hard not to liste
Total horror grips our heroes as Orac`s analysis of the mutated red wine reveals that not only
are the effects perminent but also contagious !!!
Crew: Where did that bottle come from?
Zeeona: "Itīs a mystery .. itīs a mystery .." (etc.)
TOYAH WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
gina the nut
Orac: I propose the killer is amongst you! This red hair dye is highly toxic when ingested...
Everyone except Vila sees: Orac.
Vila sees: half FULL bottle heīd forgotten about!
Orac: I would CARE to remind you ... youīre mah BEST friggin pals! All oī yez ... (hic)!
Shock turns to horror as the group discover
that Orac really *IS* legless
Orac and Dayna were horrified when Tarrant and Vila announced that Toyah Wilcox would be performing in the cabaret.
The crew were shocked to see Orac with a bottle of wine and a pair of Avonīs boxer shorts.
...moaning as if in pain! You can find them both in Avonīs cabin...
O: According to my sensors, Avon and Soolin are in ill. I detect increased heart rate, increased resperation, heavy sweating, and they seem to be moan
Zeeona: Why, I used the stuff in that bottle over there!
Vila: Thatīs wine, not hair color!
V: No wonder weīre low on wine! When did Orac start drinking???
After the toast to the new alliance Orac asked everyone how his new urine recycling experiment tasted.
They all gasped in amazement when ORAC revealed that he could also double as a 20" portable colour television.