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Competition 6 - Picture from Gemma
This competition ended on: 1st September 2002

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 27


Shock turns to horror as the group discover
that Orac really *IS* legless

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 15%
Dayna: Vila, I donīt think you should have turned Orac into a still, besides this stuff could turn you blind.
Vila: Dayna weīre over here.

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 11%
Dayna: I know they make a lovely couple Orac, but how come Vila gets to be bridesmaid?

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 11%
Vila: Dayna, get away from that hair dye! Look what it did to Avonīs pet poodle!

Snapdragon

Percentage of vote= 7%
Total horror grips our heroes as Orac`s analysis of the mutated red wine reveals that not only
are the effects perminent but also contagious !!!

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 7%
After the toast to the new alliance Orac asked everyone how his new urine recycling experiment tasted.

B7Fan

Percentage of vote= 7%
Everyone was appalled when Orac got drunk and started spewing hard copies of the dirty jokes Vila had told him

Nico

Percentage of vote= 7%
O: According to my sensors, Avon and Soolin are in ill. I detect increased heart rate, increased resperation, heavy sweating, and they seem to be moan

Gilthanis

Percentage of vote= 4%
Zeeona: Why, I used the stuff in that bottle over there!

Vila: Thatīs wine, not hair color!

Gilthanis

Percentage of vote= 4%
Orac: I propose the killer is amongst you! This red hair dye is highly toxic when ingested...

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 4%
Vila,Tarrant and Zeona start carol singing

gina

Percentage of vote= 4%
"And a one, and a two, and a three - Me and my shadow..."
Cabaret hour on Xenon base was wearing a little thin with Dayna

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 4%
The crew were shocked to see Orac with a bottle of wine and a pair of Avonīs boxer shorts.

Gemma

Percentage of vote= 4%
It wasnīt exactly the best birthday party they had ever been too, even Oracīs bird impressions could only amuse for so long.

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 4%
Dayna: "Poor ORAC, if Avon was my only companion, I would have a drinking problem too!!!"

BANZAI19

Percentage of vote= 4%
Everyone agreed the XBox 5 STILL looked too bulky, but the spherical holoscreen was cool

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 4%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

What exactly does it mean, īGeneral Protection Faultī?

daemonette


villa thinks that orac has a drinking problem...
proof the neary invisible drinking straw leading to orac.

jedifox


VILA: You know, Iīm starting to think that playing skittles with Orac was a bad idea.
ORAC: If you had a spark of intelligence between you, you would know that in playing with a genius you are BOUND to lose.
DAYNA: Now you tell us...

Jeenius


Everyone was appalled when Orac got drunk and started spewing hard copies of the dirty jokes Vila had told him

Nico


Dayna: Vila, I donīt think you should have turned Orac into a still, besides this stuff could turn you blind.
Vila: Dayna weīre over here.

Slartibartfast


Is it just me or is the tele really boring today?

Slartibartfast


It wasnīt exactly the best birthday party they had ever been too, even Oracīs bird impressions could only amuse for so long.

Slartibartfast


Dayna: "Poor ORAC, if Avon was my only companion, I would have a drinking problem too!!!"

BANZAI19


Everyone agreed the XBox 5 STILL looked too bulky, but the spherical holoscreen was cool

BouncingAyatollah


I donīt fancy yours.

Slartibartfast


Dayna: Okay, Iīve been studying this piece of modern art for hours. I still donīt get it.

Slartibartfast


How much did they say the upgrade would be?

Deamonette


Vila,Tarrant and Zeona start carol singing

gina


The crew sat with bated breath as they watched a re-run of Dalls showing who actually killed JR on their new "Orac 1980īs televsion system".


Paul Maddox


Dayna: okay when it did Orac Pickup Vilaīs drinking habit then?

Vidar Raven


Dayna sighed to herself. Murder mystery weekends were just no fun when Orac was playing.

Gemma


Orac had to finally break the news that Zeeona has a silly hairdo

Jan


Dayna doubted that Vila had really turned Orac into a microwave over. The wine was half-gone, and the cheese still hadnīt melted on the lasagna.

Marian Mendez


Dayna had her doubts that Vila had successfully turned Orac into a microwave oven. The wine was half gone, and the cheese still hadnīt begun to melt o

Marian Mendez


Vila: Dayna, get away from that hair dye! Look what it did to Avonīs pet poodle!

Snapdragon


Dayna: Do I smell or something?

Snapdragon


"And a one, and a two, and a three - Me and my shadow..."
Cabaret hour on Xenon base was wearing a little thin with Dayna

Slartibartfast


Dayna: I know they make a lovely couple Orac, but how come Vila gets to be bridesmaid?

Slartibartfast


Dayna: Avonīs gonna kill us when he finds out that you spilt wine on Orac, Vila.
Orac: Fizz, pahtwee, Iīm a little teapot...

Slartibartfast


All sing "Its a mystery, its a mystery...."
Dayna wondered how much lower life with the rest of the crew could get as she tried hard not to liste

Paul Maddox


Total horror grips our heroes as Orac`s analysis of the mutated red wine reveals that not only
are the effects perminent but also contagious !!!

Magic Pebble


Crew: Where did that bottle come from?
Zeeona: "Itīs a mystery .. itīs a mystery .." (etc.)

BouncingAyatollah


TOYAH WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

gina the nut


Orac: I propose the killer is amongst you! This red hair dye is highly toxic when ingested...

BouncingAyatollah


Everyone except Vila sees: Orac.
Vila sees: half FULL bottle heīd forgotten about!

BouncingAyatollah


Orac: I would CARE to remind you ... youīre mah BEST friggin pals! All oī yez ... (hic)!

BouncingAyatollah


Shock turns to horror as the group discover
that Orac really *IS* legless

Magic Pebble


Orac and Dayna were horrified when Tarrant and Vila announced that Toyah Wilcox would be performing in the cabaret.

Roderick Cobley


The crew were shocked to see Orac with a bottle of wine and a pair of Avonīs boxer shorts.

Gemma


...moaning as if in pain! You can find them both in Avonīs cabin...

Gilthanis


O: According to my sensors, Avon and Soolin are in ill. I detect increased heart rate, increased resperation, heavy sweating, and they seem to be moan

Gilthanis


Zeeona: Why, I used the stuff in that bottle over there!

Vila: Thatīs wine, not hair color!

Gilthanis


V: No wonder weīre low on wine! When did Orac start drinking???

Gilthanis


After the toast to the new alliance Orac asked everyone how his new urine recycling experiment tasted.

B7Fan


They all gasped in amazement when ORAC revealed that he could also double as a 20" portable colour television.

Simon


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