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Competition 66
This competition ended on: 20th April 2004

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 20


Avon "I`m not stupid , i`m not expendable and i`m not going shopping"

Blake "But we`re out of blueberry doughnuts"

Avon "Ah , well , in that case........."

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 15%
Blake, complete with anorak, is caught with his spaceship-spotterīs notebook in which he writes down the registration numbers of all the pursuit ships his crew blows up.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 10%
Gareth: YOU may have met Pierce Brosnan, but IīVE met Sean Connery! Iīll prove it to you!

Paul: Gareth, youīre writing down their autographs yourself!

Gareth: No No Iīm not! Honest!

Slave

Percentage of vote= 10%
Blake: "What was that last sarcastic put-down, again? Iīm gonna use that one myself..."

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 10%
B _ a k e ī s S e _ e _

Blake: "Cīmon Avon" Calls Blake, Itīs A Hit British Sci-Fi Series Running From 1977-1981 Staring Gareth Thomas & Paul Darrow"
Avon: "Err... Doctor Who?"

afk

Percentage of vote= 10%
Blake: Come on, Avon! I havenīt got all day. Which color do you prefer?

Avon: Sorry, I was monentarily stunned by the image of you in a leather tutu. If you insist on going ahead with this idiotic plan, then I would suggest the red.

Joolz

Percentage of vote= 5%
Blake: ok, ok, and, er, what happened after the lobotomy
Avon: Well.. you turned into this gormless tabloid reporter

MadMat

Percentage of vote= 5%
Blake: Iīll give 2-1 on Gan not making the end of series 2

The Liberator

Percentage of vote= 5%
Blake: Now this is how Kirk did it.

Simon

Percentage of vote= 5%
Blake: Itīs so cool! You can play solitaire on it, store all your friends phone numbers, it has a calender function AND it has bluetooth!

Avon: What OS version does it run?

Villa: You do realise thatīs LAST yearīs model?

Mindy

Percentage of vote= 5%
Blake: "Look Avon, this is not Burger King, you are NOT going to have it your way, OKAY!! You said you wanted chicken korma, SO YOURE GETTING CHICKEN KORMA!!" Avon: "Well, all you had to do was say so. You donīt have to yell at me. Iīm a very sensitive man, Im going to my room!"

AvonsGirl27

Percentage of vote= 5%
Blake: Can you tell what it is yet ? (In a very bad Rolf Harris accent)

Simon

Percentage of vote= 5%
Blake: Okay then IīLL make a list. See how you like it. Number one Avon is too arrogant... Number two - too much hair gel...

Ash

Percentage of vote= 5%
Blake "So , a number 12 for Cally , Villa wants a 65 with rice and you want the Special in OK sauce Avon?

Avon "And noodles and a side order of onion rings"

Blake "Got that Zen?"
Zen "Confirmed"

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 5%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Blake: Itīs so cool! You can play solitaire on it, store all your friends phone numbers, it has a calender function AND it has bluetooth!

Avon: What OS version does it run?

Villa: You do realise thatīs LAST yearīs model?

Mindy


Gareth: YOU may have met Pierce Brosnan, but IīVE met Sean Connery! Iīll prove it to you!

Paul: Gareth, youīre writing down their autographs yourself!

Gareth: No No Iīm not! Honest!

Slave


B _ a k e ī s S e _ e _

Blake: "Cīmon Avon" Calls Blake, Itīs A Hit British Sci-Fi Series Running From 1977-1981 Staring Gareth Thomas & Paul Darrow"
Avon: "Err... Doctor Who?"

afk


B: "I donīt want to alarm the others, but Occupational Health have identified numerous safety breaches. Iīve got a list here thatīd make your hair curl."

N8t-M8t


Blake: Can you tell what it is yet ? (In a very bad Rolf Harris accent)

Simon


Blake: here, sign this īleavingī card for Gan, Iīve got a feeling heīs not going to be around for much longer

MadMat


Blake, complete with anorak, is caught with his spaceship-spotterīs notebook in which he writes down the registration numbers of all the pursuit ships his crew blows up.

Nico


Welcome to fashion hell:

Avon: Shaggy haircut, high collar.

Cally: Shaggy perm, clingy olive green top.

Blake: Ultra perm, green anorak.

Craig


Blake: "Look Avon, this is not Burger King, you are NOT going to have it your way, OKAY!! You said you wanted chicken korma, SO YOURE GETTING CHICKEN KORMA!!" Avon: "Well, all you had to do was say so. You donīt have to yell at me. Iīm a very sensitive man, Im going to my room!"

AvonsGirl27


Vila "Oh , and we`re out of toilet paper"

Blake "We have a toilet? i`ve been using the three seashells !"

Magic Pebble


Blake was getting frustrated playing Pictionary with Cally and Avon for partners.

Gilthanis


Blake: How many rooms will you be requiring for the weekend?

Avon: Just two - one for us and, a separate one for the iditot over there.

Blake: Would that be the honeymoon suit?

Vila: Well, it would hardly be the presidential suit, now would it!

Valentine


Avon "I`m not stupid , i`m not expendable and i`m not going shopping"

Blake "But we`re out of blueberry doughnuts"

Avon "Ah , well , in that case........."

Magic Pebble


Blake: Okay then IīLL make a list. See how you like it. Number one Avon is too arrogant... Number two - too much hair gel...

Ash


Blakeīs 7 factoid: Gareth Thomas has no little finger on his left hand.

The Liberator


This picture from a lost episode of Blakeīs 7 shows the Vila "mini me" looking down the back of Blakeīs trousers

The Liberator


Blake: Look at my new palmtop. Isnīt it cool!
Avon: Blake....thats a pen and paper.

Simon


Blake: ok, ok, and, er, what happened after the lobotomy
Avon: Well.. you turned into this gormless tabloid reporter

MadMat


Gareth: Paul! Jan! Can I get your autograph, itīs for my er nephew.
Michael: Ha! Yeah, right. He told me it was for his gran.

MadMat


Blake: "What was that last sarcastic put-down, again? Iīm gonna use that one myself..."

Futsie


Blake "Wedding presents list? but you and Cally have been on flight deck duty together for the past 3 months !"

Avon "Would you like the short explanation , or the detailed one with lots of pictures Blake?"

Magic Pebble


Blake: Now this is how Kirk did it.

Simon


Blake - So you get these pokeamon cards and you place them down one at a time and see which has the better points to win.

Avon - And how does this help us beat the three Federation Starburst class ships attacking us on our port side exactly ?

Ste


Blake was stunned. When had Avon lost his right hand?

Craig


Blake: Come on, Avon! I havenīt got all day. Which color do you prefer?

Avon: Sorry, I was monentarily stunned by the image of you in a leather tutu. If you insist on going ahead with this idiotic plan, then I would suggest the red.

Joolz


Blake: "Iīm sorry sir, but the posted limit here is Standard by 6. Iīm going to have to take down your particulars."
Avon: "Ok, but warm your hands first..."

Futsie


Blake "What d`ya mean it`s too technical for you Avon !"

Cally (telepathically) "Blake , you join number 31 to 32"

Magic Pebble


********** SUPERNOVA BAR & GRILL **********

Avon "We`d like a table for two by the big screen please"

Waiter "Certainly Sir , anything to drink?

Cally "A large soma slammer on the rocks in a pint glass"

Avon "And two of those really nice twisty straws"

Magic Pebble


Blake: Iīll give 2-1 on Gan not making the end of series 2

The Liberator


Blake "So , a number 12 for Cally , Villa wants a 65 with rice and you want the Special in OK sauce Avon?

Avon "And noodles and a side order of onion rings"

Blake "Got that Zen?"
Zen "Confirmed"

Magic Pebble


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