Blake: Itīs so cool! You can play solitaire on it, store all your friends phone numbers, it has a calender function AND it has bluetooth!
Avon: What OS version does it run?
Villa: You do realise thatīs LAST yearīs model?
Gareth: YOU may have met Pierce Brosnan, but IīVE met Sean Connery! Iīll prove it to you!
Paul: Gareth, youīre writing down their autographs yourself!
Gareth: No No Iīm not! Honest!
B _ a k e ī s S e _ e _
Blake: "Cīmon Avon" Calls Blake, Itīs A Hit British Sci-Fi Series Running From 1977-1981 Staring Gareth Thomas & Paul Darrow"
Avon: "Err... Doctor Who?"
B: "I donīt want to alarm the others, but Occupational Health have identified numerous safety breaches. Iīve got a list here thatīd make your hair curl."
Blake: Can you tell what it is yet ? (In a very bad Rolf Harris accent)
Blake: here, sign this īleavingī card for Gan, Iīve got a feeling heīs not going to be around for much longer
Blake, complete with anorak, is caught with his spaceship-spotterīs notebook in which he writes down the registration numbers of all the pursuit ships his crew blows up.
Welcome to fashion hell:
Avon: Shaggy haircut, high collar.
Cally: Shaggy perm, clingy olive green top.
Blake: Ultra perm, green anorak.
Blake: "Look Avon, this is not Burger King, you are NOT going to have it your way, OKAY!! You said you wanted chicken korma, SO YOURE GETTING CHICKEN KORMA!!" Avon: "Well, all you had to do was say so. You donīt have to yell at me. Iīm a very sensitive man, Im going to my room!"
Vila "Oh , and we`re out of toilet paper"
Blake "We have a toilet? i`ve been using the three seashells !"
Blake was getting frustrated playing Pictionary with Cally and Avon for partners.
Blake: How many rooms will you be requiring for the weekend?
Avon: Just two - one for us and, a separate one for the iditot over there.
Blake: Would that be the honeymoon suit?
Vila: Well, it would hardly be the presidential suit, now would it!
Avon "I`m not stupid , i`m not expendable and i`m not going shopping"
Blake "But we`re out of blueberry doughnuts"
Avon "Ah , well , in that case........."
Blake: Okay then IīLL make a list. See how you like it. Number one Avon is too arrogant... Number two - too much hair gel...
Blakeīs 7 factoid: Gareth Thomas has no little finger on his left hand.
This picture from a lost episode of Blakeīs 7 shows the Vila "mini me" looking down the back of Blakeīs trousers
Blake: Look at my new palmtop. Isnīt it cool!
Avon: Blake....thats a pen and paper.
Blake: ok, ok, and, er, what happened after the lobotomy
Avon: Well.. you turned into this gormless tabloid reporter
Gareth: Paul! Jan! Can I get your autograph, itīs for my er nephew.
Michael: Ha! Yeah, right. He told me it was for his gran.
Blake: "What was that last sarcastic put-down, again? Iīm gonna use that one myself..."
Blake "Wedding presents list? but you and Cally have been on flight deck duty together for the past 3 months !"
Avon "Would you like the short explanation , or the detailed one with lots of pictures Blake?"
Blake: Now this is how Kirk did it.
Blake - So you get these pokeamon cards and you place them down one at a time and see which has the better points to win.
Avon - And how does this help us beat the three Federation Starburst class ships attacking us on our port side exactly ?
Blake was stunned. When had Avon lost his right hand?
Blake: Come on, Avon! I havenīt got all day. Which color do you prefer?
Avon: Sorry, I was monentarily stunned by the image of you in a leather tutu. If you insist on going ahead with this idiotic plan, then I would suggest the red.
Blake: "Iīm sorry sir, but the posted limit here is Standard by 6. Iīm going to have to take down your particulars."
Avon: "Ok, but warm your hands first..."
Blake "What d`ya mean it`s too technical for you Avon !"
Cally (telepathically) "Blake , you join number 31 to 32"
********** SUPERNOVA BAR & GRILL **********
Avon "We`d like a table for two by the big screen please"
Waiter "Certainly Sir , anything to drink?
Cally "A large soma slammer on the rocks in a pint glass"
Avon "And two of those really nice twisty straws"
Blake: Iīll give 2-1 on Gan not making the end of series 2
Blake "So , a number 12 for Cally , Villa wants a 65 with rice and you want the Special in OK sauce Avon?
Avon "And noodles and a side order of onion rings"
Blake "Got that Zen?"