OK Travis - I know we´re supposed to kill each other but impersonating my dentist was just plain lousy.
Shit! I left the gas on!
Blake: Arrrgh! I´ve got dust in my contact lenses!
Travis: Oh for goodness sakes, just take them out and put your glasses on instead!
Stephen: Have you heard? Paul´s in the James Bond film!
Home Alone 27
"Liberator help! Somehow my gloves are stuck to my face!"
Blake: "Okay Travis, you´ve got 20 seconds then its tick off ground"
Blake rubbed his face just once more "Oooh", but the jig was up. Travis´ thermo gloves would have to be returned to their rightful owner.
In Benita Steed´s episodes, the male characters either wore tight leather or screamed pathetically...
Blake: "Butch leather jump suit my botox.
A kind man might show this little rebel some sympathy , and lend him a spare eye patch.
Bugger that , i`ll sell him one instead.
Travis: "If you enjoyed my rendition of ´Modern Major General´ then wait until you see my version of the Finale from A Chorus Line!"
Blakes reaction when Travis tells him that he´s gay
Blake: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWN!!! Get some coffee on will you Jenna... we´ve got some time to prepare, I doubt that twat Travis will be up this early.
Travis: It´s my turn to have the "Liberator" now, for the rest of the series.
Blake: That´s not fair!!!
Travis: Since when do you start coming to Hampsted Heath?
Blake: Oh God, I´ve been outed!
MEN IN BLACK 36
And somebody`s forgot his lines again , hasn`t he....
Blake "Nooooo , I can`t remember , I can`t remember , yikes !"
Blake always chose odd moments to moisturise.
Blake "Ahhhhh Pigsy !"
Travis "Oh good grief"
Travis: " Whats the matter Blake, you just being TANGOed"
Blake: And then one you´ve shaved, you put the aftershave o...arrrggghhhh!
Travis: You´re peaking, I´m not playing if you´re gonna cheat, I´m goin´ ´ome.
Travis smirked as he thought of a cunning hiding place just behind the next tree
Travis: I have you now, Blake!
Blake: Stop you fool! Let me take this mask off and you´ll realise who you´re dealing with!
Travis: " Always the drama-queen Blake, it was only a slap"
Travis ordered the mutoid to (Ahem) distract Blake, while he snuck up from behind!
Travis´ latest genetically engineered virus weapon had delivered a devastating psychological blow to Blake:
"Nooooooooooo! My sideburns!!!"
Blakes reaction as the music of Britney Spears was playing thanks to Travis setting up that dolby system.
Travis - I keep telling you Blake, Your too old to audition for Home a Lone 4.
Blake - But I just look like him watch, Arrrrrrrrhhhh
Travis - That’s it am off
Travis was approaching, and Blake was helpless having glued his hands to his face.
Travis could see that the "dosed" coffee was starting to take effect. Now was the time to strike...
Blake: "Waaaah! Avon! Waaaah! Twavis called me bwillo-pad again!"
Avon had explained his ear boxing move almost perfectly. However Blake had not understood that not only do you have to do it to the ears, but also that you had to do it your opponents ears!
The new `hairdresser free` Federation punishment camp was proving to be shear torture for some prisoners.
"Perfect , just what i`ve been looking for , i`m gonna have those gloves , even if I have to kill him for it"