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Competition 64
This competition ended on: 29th March 2004

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 21


Vila: Really? Butcher than who?

Nico

Percentage of vote= 24%
Vila: "Leather, studs, psychopathic tendencies... you know, Iīm sure you remind me of someone..."

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 14%
Villa: "So, that sex change really helped didnīt it Mum?"

AvonsGirl27

Percentage of vote= 10%
Vila immediately regretted stealing then answering Avonīs personal email from īBabeī.

Gilthanis

Percentage of vote= 10%
Vila: " Paper raps stone!"
Bayban: " Drat, you got it again"

ZEN

Percentage of vote= 5%
Vila: "Mr Blair, welcome, uhhhh, interesting outfit..."
Tony: "Iīve just come from Georgeīs house and I didnīt have time to change..."

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 5%
Vila: what are you staring at?
Bayban: that fly just crapped on your forehead.

MadMat

Percentage of vote= 5%
Bayban: " Iīd like an hand-bag to match my attire, what would you recommend?"
Vila: " How about a change of clothing!"

ZEN

Percentage of vote= 5%
Vila liked to muck about at the waxworks. It normally got a laugh...

eye patch

Percentage of vote= 5%
Vila (thinks): Blimey, Kerrill seemed like a leather-clad beauty last night... what WAS I drinking?

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 5%
Vila: Right, then give me the fiver and Iīll get the pints while you scare someone into giving up their table.

Joolz

Percentage of vote= 5%
Villa: "So YOUīRE the new president for the hairclub for men!"

AvonsGirl27

Percentage of vote= 5%
Donīt mind me, Iīm just auditioning for Doctor Who.

Craig

Percentage of vote= 5%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Vila: Does the outfit only come in that colour and size?

Valentine


Michael: No, sorry mate, Mad Max 2 is filming next door

The Liberator


Vila (thinks): Blimey, Kerrill seemed like a leather-clad beauty last night... what WAS I drinking?

Futsie


Vila: Pleased to meet you. My nameīs Vila, I will be your proctologist.

Ash


Can I call you Babe?

JulieD


Vila: Right, then give me the fiver and Iīll get the pints while you scare someone into giving up their table.

Joolz


The Doctor "Came as fast as I could , Daleks again is it?"
Villa "Ah , no"
The Doctor "Cybermen then?"
Villa "Not quite"
The Doctor "Touch of the Zygons is it?"
Villa "No , Soolin and Dayna have locked themselves in the shower again"
The Doctor "Stand aside man , this is indeed an emergency"

Magic Pebble


The Doctor "Receeding ya say huh?"

Villa "Yep , gonna be bald by series 4 , can ya help?"

The Doctor "Hummmm , even the sonic screwdriver can`t help me with this one sunny!"

Magic Pebble


Vila: what are you staring at?
Bayban: that fly just crapped on your forehead.

MadMat


Bayban: Thatīs not a leather clad hand your holding you know!

(imagine this in Colinīs voice & it really works!)

The Liberator


Villa: I know, I wanted it to be a Vicars and Tarts party too, but Avonīs all "No, Dentists and Leather Slaves will be funnier..."

Ash


Colin: " When they said Iīd be wearing leather, I thought - Great Iīd look like the cape-crusader"
Michael: " Instead, you look like ya from the īvillage peopleī"

ZEN


Bayban: " Iīd like an hand-bag to match my attire, what would you recommend?"
Vila: " How about a change of clothing!"

ZEN


Vila: Really? Butcher than who?

Nico


Im the man who put the big in bang.

Bim


Stop staring! Tarrant and I may share the same hair dresser, but I can assure you the similarites stop there...will you let go, please.

N8t-M8t


Villa: Bride or Groom?
Bayban: Bridesmaid

AvonīsGirl27


Vila "Ya know , Avon`s gonna be pretty peaved with that outfit Bayban"

Bayban "Well he`ll just have to go out and catch his own Tarzian Worbstrangler then won`t he , that`s what I did"

Magic Pebble


Vila liked to muck about at the waxworks. It normally got a laugh...

eye patch


Vila: Are you really? I always thought Goth was a planet!

The Liberator


Villa: "So YOUīRE the new president for the hairclub for men!"

AvonsGirl27


Villa: "So, that sex change really helped didnīt it Mum?"

AvonsGirl27


Villa - Do you do Pot Noodles ?

Ste


Vila: Actually, I WAS expecting someone else.

Patrick


BZZZZZT!
Vila: Thatīs not funny

Ash


Vila: "Mr Blair, welcome, uhhhh, interesting outfit..."
Tony: "Iīve just come from Georgeīs house and I didnīt have time to change..."

Futsie


Vila: Hello Mr Vader, pleased to meet you.

Simon


Vila immediately regretted stealing then answering Avonīs personal email from īBabeī.

Gilthanis


Bayban: Why so formal? Give me a big hug and a sloppy kiss, Villa

Tart Yell


Michael: " Hello,Colin - whats this, the Doctorīs new look"?


ZEN


Bayban: " Theres 90 credits Vila, now get me those DVDs"

ZEN


Vila trid to think of a way to tell the psycho staring at his forehead that black didnīt always make you look slimmer.

Craig


Vila: " Paper raps stone!"
Bayban: " Drat, you got it again"

ZEN


Vila: " Yes Iīm your man, what is it you would like me to open?"
Bayban: " That blue police box over there"!!

ZEN


Villa: New gimp? Me? No, really, Iīd be terrible at that. Iīve got an unusually low pain threshold. I once fainted having a haircut.

laddo


Vila: "Leather, studs, psychopathic tendencies... you know, Iīm sure you remind me of someone..."

Futsie


Vila:How do you get your hair like that ?

Simon


Donīt mind me, Iīm just auditioning for Doctor Who.

Craig


Welcome to world of leather.

Craig


V: Youīre probably gonna want to cut that hair for the Rob Halford lookalike contest...

BlakNo1


Vila: Hello, Iīm Vila. You must be the psychopath. Can I have my hand back?

MadMat


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