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Competition 63
This competition ended on: 14th March 2004

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 21


Avon is caught pick pocketing Hommiks!

The Liberator

Percentage of vote= 10%
Gunsar`s career as a knife thrower wasn`t going very well

"So , you want to be assistant no 27 do you"

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 10%
The Hommiks´ solemn Ritual Of The Ancestral Warriors was interrupted when Avon rolled in from the pub and shouted "Alright, who´s got the biggest weapon?!"

A Futsie and ZEN chat room collaboration

Percentage of vote= 10%
Avon: "So which one´s the @#*! soup spoon again?!?"

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 10%
Avon: " Listen really, my toothache has gone now, honestly!"
Gunsar: " better to be sure"

ZEN

Percentage of vote= 5%
Always looking for ways to get money, Avon tried selling Ginsu Knives to the Hommiks.

Gilthanis

Percentage of vote= 5%
Avon: "Couldn´t we just do paper, rock scissors?"

The Liberator

Percentage of vote= 5%
The BBC´s own rendition of "Lord of The Rings"

AvonsGirl27

Percentage of vote= 5%
Avon forgot it was medevil theme night. Boy was his face red.

Ste

Percentage of vote= 5%
Hommik 1: "Come on, you´re gonna be Gunsar´s new bride!"
Avon: "Look, I am NOT a Seska!!!"
Hommik 2: "Yeah right, where´s yer beard then eh?"

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 5%
Now that Avon could see their straight razors, he understood why the Hommiks never shaved.

Gilthanis

Percentage of vote= 5%
Okay Avon, it´s your turn to carve the turkey, choose yer knife!

AvonsGirl27

Percentage of vote= 5%
Avon: " Not exactly ´knights of the round table´, is it"?
Gunsar: " It´s the BBC,what do you expect"?

ZEN

Percentage of vote= 5%
A: Hey, I like Ronnie James Dio as much as the next guy, but don´t you think that this is a bit much?

BlakNo1

Percentage of vote= 5%
It was at that point that Paul realised they intended to make a new Blake´s Seven series in the style of King Arthur, rather than of Napoleon.

Patrick

Percentage of vote= 5%
Avon: " Not exactly ´knights of the round table´, is it"?
Gunsar: " It´s the BBC,what do you expect"?

ZEN

Percentage of vote= 5%
At last! The UN discover Weapons of mass destruction!

Eyepatch

Percentage of vote= 5%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Avon is caught pick pocketing Hommiks!

The Liberator


Avon quickly realised that his vast expertise in computers was not going to help in this weeks episode of the Galactic Antiques Road Show.

N8t-M8t


At last! The UN discover Weapons of mass destruction!

Eyepatch


Avon: "So, anyone up for a circumcision?"

AvonsGirl27


Avon forgot it was medevil theme night. Boy was his face red.

Ste


It was at that point that Paul realised they intended to make a new Blake´s Seven series in the style of King Arthur, rather than of Napoleon.

Patrick


AVONS SHAVING CLASS
Avon: Stand back lads, let me show you how its done

Simon


Avon always had a tendency to overdo it at the all-you-can-eat sword-swallowing buffet...

Futsie


Now that Avon could see their straight razors, he understood why the Hommiks never shaved.

Gilthanis


The car boot sale was slow to begin with, but interest soon picked up when Avon got his sword out.

Jenna´s Secret Lover


Avon: " So, we have the hairy primatives with wooden clubs!, wheres the wine, woman and....song"

ZEN


You say you found all of these under Servalan´s bed with the batteries flat. I knew she missed me.

laddo


A: Hey, I like Ronnie James Dio as much as the next guy, but don´t you think that this is a bit much?

BlakNo1


Avon starts a rock group called LOTAR AND THE HAND PEOPLE.

izzystilldead


Avon: "So, you guys look like you´re into rock music then..."

Futsie


Avon: "And this is a replica of Sting, I picked it up on e-bay for £150, and this is my replica of the sword Dennis Quaid uses in Dragonheart, and I´m really proud of this Klingon Batleth which I got in Forbidden Planet..."

Ash


The BBC´s own rendition of "Lord of The Rings"

AvonsGirl27


Gunsars magic tricks were inexpicable, even for Gunsar himself.
" Where did that strange beardless outsider go?"

Tariel yell


Avon was not impressed by the Hommik IKEA

Tariel Yell


Acupuncture was an ancient form of Hommik torture

Tariel Yell


Rain was playing havoc with the barbecue.

BouncingAyatollah


Gunsar "I have the biggest , shiniest and most splendid outfit on this planet , right?"

Avon "I don`t think so big boy"

Gunsar "Oh really , let`s settle this the old fashioned worrior way , first guy to die , looses !"

Magic Pebble


Always looking for ways to get money, Avon tried selling Ginsu Knives to the Hommiks.

Gilthanis


After a particularly successfull Beer and B7 meeting.......

"Ok guys , who fancies a kebab ?"

Magic Pebble


Avon found it ironic that he was the only one at the Beer and B7 meeting who didn´t have long hair...

Futsie


When Avon saw the Hommik´s personal grooming salon, it all made sense...

Futsie


"Don´t you mean 26?"
(well someone had to say it) :-\

Futsie


Gunsar`s career as a knife thrower wasn`t going very well

"So , you want to be assistant no 27 do you"

Magic Pebble


Gunsar: "Okay, which one of you is the human sacrifice?"

Avon: "Don´t look at me, I´m here for the free food!"

AvonsGirl27


Okay Avon, it´s your turn to carve the turkey, choose yer knife!

AvonsGirl27


Gunsar: " Todays task is to make a fine figure of a man out of this lump of rock, the tools are ready - wheres the model?

Homick: " He´s here Gunsar, he didn´t want to come"

ZEN


Bloke right at the back: I wager 400 quatloos on the newcomer

The Liberator


Avon: "Couldn´t we just do paper, rock scissors?"

The Liberator


Gunsar(to aid):err, which one was the broadsword again?

MadMat


The Taliban are finally able to locate a new supplier of arms, though the weapons are a little outdated.

Robert


Hommik 1: "Come on, you´re gonna be Gunsar´s new bride!"
Avon: "Look, I am NOT a Seska!!!"
Hommik 2: "Yeah right, where´s yer beard then eh?"

Futsie


Avon: " Not exactly ´knights of the round table´, is it"?
Gunsar: " It´s the BBC,what do you expect"?

ZEN


Avon: " Not exactly ´knights of the round table´, is it"?
Gunsar: " It´s the BBC,what do you expect"?

ZEN


Avon "Cheque please , table 1"


Magic Pebble


The Hommiks´ solemn Ritual Of The Ancestral Warriors was interrupted when Avon rolled in from the pub and shouted "Alright, who´s got the biggest weapon?!"

A Futsie and ZEN chat room collaboration


Gunsar: "Things´ll be a lot easier round here when someone invents the Swiss Army Knife..."

Futsie


Gunsar: " welcome to the masons, avon"
Avon: "....and you are, welcome to it!"

ZEN


Gunsar: " welcome to the masons, avon"
Avon: "....and you are, welome to it!"

ZEN


avon: " I was promised a meal to feed an army!"
Gunsar: " ....and you´re it! - bring him here!"

ZEN


Gunsar "Are you quite sure I can`t persuade you into buying one of our luxury Xenon holiday hide-aways Sir ?"

Avon "For the last time , NO , now take me back to where you found me you tacky tourist touts"

Magic Pebble


Avon "Alright , I take it all back , your pony tail`s quite lovely Gunsar"

Gunsar "Hmmmmm"

Magic Pebble


Avon "I must say , i`m very impressed with your bring and buy stall Gunsar"

Gunsar "You`d better be"

Magic Pebble


Avon: "So which one´s the @#*! soup spoon again?!?"

Futsie


"Quick, this man needs an emergency beard transplant!"

Futsie


"Come on Avon, lad... a quick nip and tuck here and there and you´ll soon be ugly enough to join the tribe..."

Futsie


Avon: " Listen really, my toothache has gone now, honestly!"
Gunsar: " better to be sure"

ZEN


Avon almost collapsed with exhaustion after sculpting a table from a granit rock using an array of blunt instruments

MadMat


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