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Competition 62
This competition ended on: 11th February 2004

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 10


The decima widened his eyes in horror as he realised the importance of washing your face.

pjwrench

Percentage of vote= 20%
May we count on your vote for the Green Party this Thursday?

Eyepatch

Percentage of vote= 10%
The new HIV campaign went terribly wrong when the organisers realised they had given the actors used condoms to wear

Eighth Member

Percentage of vote= 10%
Left Decima: "Okay everyone! Try to blend in!"

AvonsGirl27

Percentage of vote= 10%
John Lydon: "Okay, thatīs it. IīM A CELEBRITY! GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

Ash

Percentage of vote= 10%
Vila to Gan (offscreen): "I donīt think much of yours!"

backdoor_uk

Percentage of vote= 10%
(offscreen)No,no,no,the casting call for MAN-THING is at studio 5, not 6!

BlakNo1

Percentage of vote= 10%
When Extreme Makeovers go wrong

Tariel Yell

Percentage of vote= 10%
Decimas had an unfortunate habit of running into plate glass windows

Tariel Yell

Percentage of vote= 10%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Emotional cabbage

Futsie


"Well Toto , I guess we`re not in Kansas anymore !"


( cue the Decimas )
Follow the yellow brick road
Follow the yellow brick road
Follow , follow , follow , follow..........

Magic Pebble


The Cabbage Patch Kids on drugs.

izzystilldead


John Lydon: "Okay, thatīs it. IīM A CELEBRITY! GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

Ash


Decima factions

MadMat


When Extreme Makeovers go wrong

Tariel Yell


Blake was horrified to re-encounter GM food so far from Earth

Tariel Yell


"Todays lesson in the three bibbles - how to write bibble"

Tariel Yell


Decimas are both natural tampons and contraceptives

Mörk dal


Ugly scenes at the the Swamp Thing auditions

Futsie


Vila to Gan (offscreen): "I donīt think much of yours!"

backdoor_uk


"That`s the last time I ever eat a chicken vindaloo during teleport"


Magic Pebble


The stormtroopers who didn`t quite make the grade.


Magic Pebble


Back Street Boys as Decimas

Tariel Yell


Decimas had an unfortunate habit of running into plate glass windows

Tariel Yell


Just as the crew materialised on the planet a giant snot monster sneezed on them

MadMat


x100 magnification of Ganīs armpit

MadMat


ONE ON RIGHT: Us? Used in Doctor Who?
ONE ON LEFT: Okay, but we needed the Equity.

Benjamin


Right-hand decima: The expression you get when an extra on set accidentally "follows through" :-)

BouncingAyatollah


Journey to the Centre of the Testicles part 2: The sperm fights back against the biochemists

Eighth Member


Fore Decima: Yeah, and one more thing. SMOKE MORE WEED!

DRAB Memory


The aliens had landed. Their mission: to exterminate all vegetarians.

Futsie


"Da..Da..Dada"

"I hope I die before I get old"

"Da..Da..DaDa"

Rock N Roll


Left Decima: "Okay everyone! Try to blend in!"

AvonsGirl27


Wheres Waldo?

AvonsGirl27


(offscreen)No,no,no,the casting call for MAN-THING is at studio 5, not 6!

BlakNo1


......."SAY CHEESE".......

"Look you two , big animal with bright flashing thing"

"Let`s eat it !!!"

Magic Pebble


Currency reform negotiations were becoming heated. The decima ambassador wondered if his oriental lineage was a factor in Novara and Geelaīs resistance to abandoning Imperial money.
They were not racist however, they just didnīt believe him, they didnīt trust this īdecima-lies Asianī.
(Badda-thump TISH!)

BouncingAyatollah


Saymon found teaching Novara and Geela maths very frustrating, although they had a good grasp of fractions they STILL had immense trouble with decimas.
(Iīll get my coat... :-) )

BouncingAyatollah


The latest helping of cheap reality TV programming : When Decimas Attack...

A I


Intergalactic advertising was becoming more widespread...
Right-hand Decima: Aaaaaaaaaah Bisto!

BouncingAyatollah


The Decima pirate leader looked fearsome with his Decima-parrot on his shoulder and his sturdy if not conveniently hook-like hook.
YAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

BouncingAyatollah


Here is a still from the dream recording of Avonīs post-Christmas sprout nightmare...

Futsie


The BBC decide to resurect the flowerpot men

phew , let`s get some new ones !

Magic Pebble


May we count on your vote for the Green Party this Thursday?

Eyepatch


Fore Decima: And Iīve told you before you must cut down on greens in your diet and eat more meat, fried foods, chocolate, chips and dripping!
copyright Diet for a New Decima

Break the in space-time continuum


Imperial Roman Praetorian (offscreen): Now which one of you rebels is Decimacus?

Break the in space-time continuum


To elucidate:
Organisers of the new HIV awareness campaign realised things had gone terribly wrong when they found out the actorsī costumes, which were giant condomns, had been used (not quite as snappy and funny as the original, but hopefully nobody is upset and everybody understands now)

Eighth member


And a new lifeform emerged from the primordial compost - brassica sapiens...

Futsie


The result of eating too much Curry

AvonsGirl27


Decimas are very friendly, cute creatures, and you will find them a useful addition to any part of your home

Eighth Member


The new HIV campaign went terribly wrong when the organisers realised they had given the actors used condoms to wear

Eighth Member


The Liberator crew a week after the hot water ran out.

(Repeat to correct.)

Craig


The Liberator a week after the hot water ran out.

Craig


The decima widened his eyes in horror as he realised the importance of washing your face.

pjwrench


Mother to decimas: Kids! Have you been swimming around Sellafield again?
*For those not in the know, a nuclear reprocessing plant in Cumbria, England

Tariel Yell


Right Decima: (squeaky voice) Shit! Thatīs the last time I stuff my face with Japanese food!

Tariel Yell


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