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Competition 61
This competition ended on: 11th February 2004

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 11


The ninth annual arms-crossing competition was a severe test of stamina for these two worthy finalists

Tariel Yell

Percentage of vote= 18%
Vila: Bet you couldn´t keep a roof from collapsing, though...
Gan: Bet I could...

Patrick

Percentage of vote= 9%
Gan and Villa at the Spice Girls auditions..

Gan: So, who are you??
Villa: Clepto Spice and you?
Gan: Old Spice..

AvonsGirl27

Percentage of vote= 9%
Gan wasn´t too impressed by Vila´s new hair-flattening gel.

pjwrench

Percentage of vote= 9%
Vila and Gan’s attempt at Cossack dancing was less than enthusiastic.

backdoor_uk

Percentage of vote= 9%
Gan: Size isn´t everything, Vila
Vila: I know! The old saying about weightlifters´ stumpies seems to be true.

Eighth Member

Percentage of vote= 9%
Da boyz from the ´rator

MadMat

Percentage of vote= 9%
Gan: The next time you do that Villa please leave the room.

izzystilldead

Percentage of vote= 9%
After being rejected by every woman on the ship, Vila started thinking Gan was looking pretty good!

Aquitar

Percentage of vote= 9%
Vila and Gan are struggling at Charades, it seems nobody else ever saw The Les Dawson Show.

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 9%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

After being rejected by every woman on the ship, Vila started thinking Gan was looking pretty good!

Aquitar


Gan: Vila, I can see right through your head!

Acquatic cookery


The point where Vila learnt about parallel physics (later the basis of the Tachyon Funnel), and the man who told him

Tariel Yell


Gan: ".....and then, you give yourself a big hug like this,Vila!"


ZEN


Gan: The next time you do that Villa please leave the room.

izzystilldead


Gan: now we squat and kick out our legs!

masters of cheese´s mum


Gan noticed that Vila always fell asleep when the word ´work´ was mentioned

Tariel Yell


Gan: what do you think, Vila? 50/50 or ask the audience?

MadMat


Vila was playing hard to get.

Githanis


"Honest.. I´ve got something in my eye...... Oh SHIT!!!!!"

koral´s sad attempt


Vila and Gan’s attempt at Cossack dancing was less than enthusiastic.

backdoor_uk


Will Liberator`s mystery cleaning `fairy` please stand up.


Magic Pebble


Da boyz from the ´rator

MadMat


After hacking certain limiter settings, Vila watched with quiet amusement as Gan soiled himself...

Futsie


Gan was proud of his achievement.
Vila wasn´t too impressed, "you forced that square peg into the ROUND hole you berk!"

MadMat


Women and Gan do not mix, but maybe men and Gan, thought Vila

Steering group for a new Blakes 7


Vila suddenly realised that Gan had been a famous character in the 1960s in Coronation Street, and wondered where the hairnets had gone

Kent of Sweden


VILA: I don´t care if you have got bigger forearms. I´ve got a more colourful top.

Benjamin


Vila: There once was a man who was limited
In more ways than first he exhibited
Bad enough that he´s thick
But think on his dick
Which is smaller than a rat´s or a rabbit´s is

Eighth Member


Avon (off screen) "Me Tarzan"

Vila "ME Tarzan"

Gan "oooh , me Jane"

Avon & Vila (at each other) "HIM Tarzan !"

Magic Pebble


Vila: Bet you couldn´t keep a roof from collapsing, though...
Gan: Bet I could...

Patrick


Gan: You have sleeves! Why didn´t I get any sleeves?

Patrick


Villa and Gan waiting in queue at the Pop Idol auditions: Gan: So, what will you be singing?
Villa: Rappers delight. How about you?
Gan: Like a virgin.

AvonsGirl27


Vila and Gan are struggling at Charades, it seems nobody else ever saw The Les Dawson Show.

BouncingAyatollah


Avon rubs the ancient Auron lamp he bought off Cally

POOF.........

(camp) "We are the geni`s of the lamp
and we`ll do anything you say
ooohwa"

.................ooooops !

Magic Pebble


It was hell without the deoderant yet they persevered.

Eyepatch


The cool guys, Vila and Gan, knew they´d cracked it when they eventually found a very surprising but extremely pleasurable use for the moist warm decimas which the rest of the crew hadn´t even dreamt of...

Break the in space-time continuum


Blake (offscreen): Your attempts to impersonate Avon and I are pathetic!
Avon (offscreen to Blake): I know, they always fail because there´s just too much love there

Break the in space-time continuum


When they watched the Eurovision song contest, Vila and Gan could never resist performing their renditions of Waterloo and the Birdie song

Break the in space-time continuum


Gan and Villa at the Spice Girls auditions..

Gan: So, who are you??
Villa: Clepto Spice and you?
Gan: Old Spice..

AvonsGirl27


Vila: Did you say you actually HAD a woman, Gan?

Eighth Member


Gan: Size isn´t everything, Vila
Vila: I know! The old saying about weightlifters´ stumpies seems to be true.

Eighth Member


They had both dragged up each other´s Y-fronts tightly to their chins but neither would admit to the pain

Eighth Member


Upon realising that Gan was naked from the waist down, Vila couldn´t resist a peek.

Craig


Quick to cash in on his success, Blake had released his own version of Russian Dolls called Freedom Fighter Dolls. You opened up Gan to find Vila.

Craig


Gan wasn´t too impressed by Vila´s new hair-flattening gel.

pjwrench


The ninth annual arms-crossing competition was a severe test of stamina for these two worthy finalists

Tariel Yell


Gan: You´re the lady, you´re the lady that I love
Vila: I´m the lady, the lady you love
Vila: You´re the feller, you´re my feller I love
Gan: I´m your feller, your Rockefeller

Something like that


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