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Competition 5
This competition ended on: 31st August 2002

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 23


While everyone else was arguing with Avon, Dayna let a crafty one rip.

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 17%
Tarrant: Avon, you shouldn´t have turned Orac into a pinball machine without consulting us.
Avon: Tilt, TILT! Damn you!

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 13%
The members of Duran Duran were puzzled by the design of Nick Rhodes´ new synthesiser.

Al

Percentage of vote= 9%
About that aftershave you lent me Avon !!!


Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 9%
Avon: Well now, that´s another indicator light to replace! Have we got any left on that Dalek we captured?

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 4%
Orac had crashed. Avon found it difficult to tell who had taken the hamster out of the wheel, as they all looked dead guilty.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 4%
Dayna makes a swift exit, as Avon spots the cigs she´d been hiding in Orac.

Gemma

Percentage of vote= 4%
Tarrant "I want to be the sherrif this time Avon , alright"

Dayna (Thinking)...If you think i`m playing Maid Marion with you lot i`m off !!

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 4%
Avon: alright Tarrant where was the last place you put the keys to the Liberator then?

Vidar Raven

Percentage of vote= 4%
Tarrant: Come on Avon! You´ve had over twenty minutes - it´s my turn!

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 4%
Avon: Right, I´ve had enough. Who´s been sticking chewing gum under the tables?

Snapdragon

Percentage of vote= 4%
Tarrant: Avon, I´ve a confession to make. I´m in love with you.
Vila & Dayna: !!!!!

Roderick Cobley

Percentage of vote= 4%
Tarrant- ´It was an accident, Avon. Dayna didn´t realize her mini-blaster was loaded. Cheer up, I´ll buy you a new hamster."

Marian Mendez

Percentage of vote= 4%
Tarrant: Avon, you shouldn´t have turned Orac into a pinball machine without consulting us.
Avon: Tilt, TILT! Damn you!

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 4%
orac´s crashed... oh dear he´s been playing with windows xp home.i warned orac

jedifox

Percentage of vote= 4%
Everyone was mortified to see the "Kick Me" sign stuck on Avon´s back, except Tarrant ... who just grinned smugly...

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 4%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

orac´s crashed... oh dear he´s been playing with windows xp home.i warned orac

jedifox


AVON: This hamster is clearly not planning on getting back on its wheel.
TARRANT: Shall I try?
AVON: Trying sticking your finger just under its nose... What? Of course it won´t bite...

Jeenius


Orac had crashed. Avon found it difficult to tell who had taken the hamster out of the wheel, as they all looked dead guilty.

Nico


Vila: Isn´t anyone going to come up with a clever caption for me?

Slartibartfast


While everyone else was arguing with Avon, Dayna let a crafty one rip.

Slartibartfast


You dancing?

Slartibartfast


Avon:have i got something stuck to my arse?

masters of cheese


T: What do you mean ´it looks bigger on the inside than it does on the outside´? That makes no sense!

Gilthanis


T: Oh, come on, Avon. Karaoke? This is the 4th night in a row!
V: Do we have to sing Madonna music again?
D: I´m leaving!

Gilthanis


Tarrant: It´s perspex, Avon. Kah! Pff! Everybody knows that

Fish


Avon: Don´t listen to them Orac, you know I still love you.

Fish


Everyone was mortified to see the "Kick Me" sign stuck on Avon´s back, except Tarrant ... who just grinned smugly...

BouncingAyatollah


Avon: Well now, that´s another indicator light to replace! Have we got any left on that Dalek we captured?

BouncingAyatollah


Avon: alright Tarrant where was the last place you put the keys to the Liberator then?

Vidar Raven


Tarrant: Avon, you shouldn´t have turned Orac into a pinball machine without consulting us.
Avon: Tilt, TILT! Damn you!

Slartibartfast


Tarrant: Avon, you shouldn´t have turned Orac into a pinball machine without consulting us.
Avon: Tilt, TILT! Damn you!

Slartibartfast


Tarrant- ´It was an accident, Avon. Dayna didn´t realize her mini-blaster was loaded. Cheer up, I´ll buy you a new hamster."

Marian Mendez


Avon: Oooh, ow, it´s trapped my -- ow this really hurts (eyes water)
Dayna: Ugh!
Vila: Don´t pull at it. Keep perfectly still and I´ll see w

Snapdragon


Avon: Right, I´ve had enough. Who´s been sticking chewing gum under the tables?

Snapdragon


Tarrant, you stupid git! You´ve put the damn thing down on my foot!

Snapdragon


Avon: Boot, damn you Orac!
Vila: Have you tried plugging in that cable at the back?
Dayna: Press ctrl alt del
Tarrant: Twiddle the litt

Snapdragon


Avon: Boot, damn you Orac!
Vila: Have you tried plugging in that cable at the back?
Dayna: Press
Tarrant: Twiddle the little knobby

Snapdragon


Tarrant: Come on Avon! You´ve had over twenty minutes - it´s my turn!

Slartibartfast


Tarrant: Dammit Avon what have you done with my hairdryer?
Avon: Orac needed spare parts...

Slartibartfast


While everyone´s attention was distracted by the funny smell coming from Orac, Dayna hid her stash.

Slartibartfast


Tarrant: "Awww, avon, you look so cute in that outfit..."
Avon (coyly) "do I? you really think so?"

Paul Maddox


About that aftershave you lent me Avon !!!


Magic Pebble


Tarrant "I want to be the sherrif this time Avon , alright"

Dayna (Thinking)...If you think i`m playing Maid Marion with you lot i`m off !!

Magic Pebble


Avon:Funny, I´m sure I set Orac to shrink Tarrant!? Vila/Dayna:What´s happen ... ing ...

BouncingAyatollah


TARRANT: Avon - what do you think of my Vila puppet? Look, I can even make his mouth move.
VILA: Oh I wish I could fly . . .

Gemma


After the party, nobody would own up to being sick in Orac.

Gemma


Tarrant: Avon, I´ve a confession to make. I´m in love with you.
Vila & Dayna: !!!!!

Roderick Cobley


TARRANT: Avon, I´ve seen your birth certificate. You´re not thirty one any more!

Gemma


Dayna makes a swift exit, as Avon spots the cigs she´d been hiding in Orac.

Gemma


TARRANT: Avon, this has gone on long enough. You´ll just have to accept that Cally´s better at hide and seek than you.
AVON: Wait. She may be

Gemma


Bored - Avon contemplates smacking Tarrant with Orac.

B7Fan


Tarrant to Avon: Think that’s a cool outfit Avon, Check this out.

B7Fan


The members of Duran Duran were puzzled by the design of Nick Rhodes´ new synthesiser.

Al


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