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Competition 57
This competition ended on: 12th December 2003

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 14


Three weeks we`ve been waiting in this quarry to get your blasted autograph Paul.

And now my portable sundial`s stopped , look at it.

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 14%
Benos: "Oh, so it fell off the back of a planet hopper did it? You´re *nicked* mate!"

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 7%
Another scene from the popular 60s US sci-fi serial ´Quaker Mass in the Pit´

Cracked tiles

Percentage of vote= 7%
Benos: " I made this myself after watching ´BLUE PETER´! - Do you like it?

zen

Percentage of vote= 7%
Avon was so sure there was food in that beard...

pjwrench

Percentage of vote= 7%
Here we see Avon receiving a little pep-fondle from Tarantino before the latest 70s-style porn movie, Kill Blake, begins filming.

Eighth member

Percentage of vote= 7%
Avon: "Ouch! Your bracelet is caught on my nipple ring"

backdoor_uk

Percentage of vote= 7%
Avon: I have never understood why it should be necessary to read one´s own palm in order to know that one´s future is hopeless. Or indeed why it should be necessary to know it at all.

Patrick

Percentage of vote= 7%
"Right, you´ve got 5 minutes to grow a beard or you´re out."

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 7%
Release me and I´ll show you how to play Tetris on that thing. On the other hand, perhaps your friend here would rather you didn´t.

Patrick

Percentage of vote= 7%
I take it you two aren`t BBC hairdressers then !


Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 7%
Avon found it incredibly difficult not to stare at Benos´ awful chin toupe.

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 7%
Benos: " Not exactly a Rolex is it?"

zen

Percentage of vote= 7%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Avon found it incredibly difficult not to stare at Benos´ awful chin toupe.

Futsie


Benos: " So this thing just fell off the back of a planet-hopper did it!!!, Ok constable - take him away!"

ZEN


Rory McGrath (to left): "It´s probably a snooker player, he feels very weedy..Or is it Michael Schumacher!"
Nick Hancock (right-hand side) : "No, you´re quite wrong you perv Rory, even though you cheated with your blindfold, it´s B7 relaunched! Or at least it was..."

Break the in space-time continuum


Avon: "How on earth did you get moss to grow off your chin?"
Benos: "On earth? In New Zealand / Scotland etc. etc. "

Break the in space-time continuum


Benos: "....and then I came back and found all her bags packed, and she was suddenly wearing all this make-up, and she turned to me as she left for her transporter, carrying all she owned, taking my life with it, saying that she´d never really loved me, and just used me as a means of leaving this planet with her true lover..."
Avon: "It´s the beard. Now shut it."

Break the in space-time continuum


Benos: I´ve... never seen anything like it!
Avon: It´s called power-dressing and it´s making a come-back, so get ready to have your world rocked by my hot shoulders

Cracked tiles


Benos: I´ve... never seen anything like it!
Avon: It´s called power-dressing and it´s making a come-back, so get ready to have your world rocked by my hot shoulders

Cracked tiles


Avon was eager to find out if he got the best time on the two-up moto-x trials

MadMat


Avon: come on Benos, stop admiring your new braclet and join the end of this conga line

MadMat


Avon: Well! What the hell are you doing?
Benos: O, I forgot, there should be a knife in my hand. Shall we try again?
Avon: Maybe a razor would be better?

Eighth Member


Avon: Start counting to 100...now!
Benos: 1..2...Coming, ready or not!

Eighth Member


Avon: And, yes [grunt), as you can see, I can twist my right arm around like this
Benos: Mmm, that´s quite disgusting, but maybe Servalan will pay a few thousand more credits...

The Eighth Member


Benos: " Not exactly a Rolex is it?"

zen


Benos: "Oh, so it fell off the back of a planet hopper did it? You´re *nicked* mate!"

Futsie


Err..I should say that it does have a 100% money-back guarantee if you´re not completely satisfied. Now, would you kindly remove your friend´s hands from my shoulders so I can process the sale? He´s starting to get too friendly.

Erik


Avon: " For the last time Benos, I´m not going to say ´Avon-calling´ "

ZEN


Avon: "Ouch! Your bracelet is caught on my nipple ring"

backdoor_uk


"Right, you´ve got 5 minutes to grow a beard or you´re out."

Futsie


Avon: I have never understood why it should be necessary to read one´s own palm in order to know that one´s future is hopeless. Or indeed why it should be necessary to know it at all.

Patrick


Avon smirks at Benos´ ´Elton John´ style beard transplant.

Bedhops


Avon distinctly remembered leaving the gas on. At least it smelt that way.

Tariel Yell


Avon guessed that Benos was praying to him.

Tariel Yell


The two cosmonauts were astounded by Avon´s crash-free experiences of space

Break the in space time continuum


Guy behind Avon: And do you, Avon, take Benos, to be your lawful wedded slavetrader?
Benos: This bracelet is beautiful! Kiss me!

Break the in space time continuum


Benos: Thank you, thank you so much, for saving us Avon. Wilson and I have been trapped in this quarry for four years.

Tariel Yell


Avon: Isn´t ´Benos´ an anagram of ´Boners´?
(cf Captain Pugwash, Seaman Staines et al)

Eighth member


Here we see Avon receiving a little pep-fondle from Tarantino before the latest 70s-style porn movie, Kill Blake, begins filming.

Eighth member


Great as the sex had been, there just wasn´t enough lube for Avon´s tastes and Benos´ stamina

Eighth Member


Avon suddenly remembered, with a shock, Blake´s warning about the plant-eating men, some of whom had a stupidity-rating.

Cracked tiles


Another scene from the popular 60s US sci-fi serial ´Quaker Mass in the Pit´

Cracked tiles


Braclet: Bleep,bleep,bleep,bleep!
Avon: it´s warning of an hazardous smell around here!
Benos: That´ll be me, I´ve not had a bath in ages!

zen


Kerr´s older brother Herr was very jealous of his success in leading a gang of desperadoes and always blamed it on the fact that their mother saw Kerr as the cute baby of the Avon spawn (Please delete incorrect entry!)

Tariel Yell


Avon´s older brother Oven was very jealous of his success in leading a gang of desperadoes and blamed it on the fact that their mother always saw Avon as the cute baby of the Kerr spawn

Tariel Yell


Benos(whisper): Listen,Avon. any chance of leaving a message on my misses mobile!

zen


Benos: " I made this myself after watching ´BLUE PETER´! - Do you like it?

zen


"Teleport a hairdresser down here, and quick! This is an emergency!"

Futsie


Release me and I´ll show you how to play Tetris on that thing. On the other hand, perhaps your friend here would rather you didn´t.

Patrick


Benos: "Ok, that´s 10 minutes - you can let go now Bert, he should´ve set by now..."

Futsie


Avon was so sure there was food in that beard...

pjwrench


Benos: "Suits me, don´t you think so?"
Avon: "Whatever takes the attention away from your beard..."

Futsie


Avon was being held from behind by a burly man. He didn´t dare imagine what might happen next.

Craig


Avon: I assure you it´s a genuine Rolex and worth every credit. Once belonged to Roj Blake himself and I have the signed letter of provenance from Vila Restal to prove it.

Nico


Three weeks we`ve been waiting in this quarry to get your blasted autograph Paul.

And now my portable sundial`s stopped , look at it.

Magic Pebble


I take it you two aren`t BBC hairdressers then !


Magic Pebble


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