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Competition 56
This competition ended on: November 2nd 2003

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 15


"Awright luv, teleported here as fast as I could... you the one with the blockage?"

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 13%
Dayna wasn´t impressed with the Darth Vader strip-a-gram Tarrant ordered for her birthday.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 7%
The doctor said it should make up for my "short comings".

James

Percentage of vote= 7%
The Innovations MP3 player is significantly cheaper than other brands on the market and comes with 2 easily portable batteries.

Ash

Percentage of vote= 7%
Vila: I found all this in Tarrant´s quarters when I was tidying up. Seems being young, brave, and attractive is not enough. And by the marks on the outside, looks like Avon has been sharing it.

Eighth member

Percentage of vote= 7%
I know about your affair with Avon, Dayna. I´m leaving you.

pjwrench

Percentage of vote= 7%
Vila had been surgically endowed with mechanical courage. But Dayna was the wrong person to start on.

Eighth member

Percentage of vote= 7%
Vila: I told you this ship runs on petrol. Now can we get the dignified hell out of here?

Patrick

Percentage of vote= 7%
Servalan´s scheme for a Vila android to take over the Liberator by telling jokes was a stroke of pure genius.

Tariel Yell

Percentage of vote= 7%
Vila: "Whatsamatter? Never seen an artificial stomach before? Sorry it´s a bit noisy, I´ve just had an onion sandwich..."

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 7%
Vila: "And I got this patented wily shade free with two gross of viagra. Isn´t that cool?"

backdoor_uk

Percentage of vote= 7%
Vila: Hey, look what I found at Freedom City! It´s a ´what the butler saw´. Stick your eye up to that and turn the handles and watch Servalan undress.
Dayna: Servalan? I´d rather watch you!
Vila: Ah, thought you might say that. Half a mo...

Nico

Percentage of vote= 7%
"So you don´t want to try my portable bikini waxer either?"

Ash

Percentage of vote= 7%
The galactic `It`s A Knockout` tournament
gets nail bitingly close as
the Liberator team decide
to play thier `joker`.

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 7%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Zen: "Teleportation complete - fusion of Vila and vacuum cleaner successful."

Futsie


Next time you clean the bathroom!

Gilthianis


Dayna wasn´t impressed with the Darth Vader strip-a-gram Tarrant ordered for her birthday.

Nico


Vila: Hey, look what I found at Freedom City! It´s a ´what the butler saw´. Stick your eye up to that and turn the handles and watch Servalan undress.
Dayna: Servalan? I´d rather watch you!
Vila: Ah, thought you might say that. Half a mo...

Nico


Vila: And no, the hookers look nothing like the pictures. Unless you´re willing to pay big spondooliks

Eighth member


Dayna: O Vila, you forgot the fags. Back you go to Fed Central Control, and remember, I want 20 of Servalan´s strongest cancer sticks, with her holder.

Tariel yell


Vila: I only made 10 credits posing as a British Telecom public phonebooth. And my face got covered in ads for the loose women down the road.

Eighth member


Vila: I found all this in Tarrant´s quarters when I was tidying up. Seems being young, brave, and attractive is not enough. And by the marks on the outside, looks like Avon has been sharing it.

Eighth member


Dayna: The plan according to Avon is, you distract the spiders on Kyros with your mating call and pheromones. Then we shoot off with the booty and see you in another lifetime
Vila: Suits

Tartan flick


Unbeknown to Vila, his movements were being secretly tracked all the time by Tarrant´s cheap new bugging device. Who needs Avon?

Cracked tiles


Vila: "And I got this patented wily shade free with two gross of viagra. Isn´t that cool?"

backdoor_uk


Vila: Here´s the groceries. Your turn next time.
Dayna: What the hell is that?
Vila: Eh? Oh, a patented nose-hair remover I picked up for Avon. I noticed last time he was knocked out he could do with a bit of a trim.

Nico


Vila: I think I remembered everything. Milk, bread, pizza, and that pimple suction thingy, um, sorry, beauty aid you ordered.

Nico


Vila: now for the important bit on my Dayna doll...

Gan


Vila: I told you this ship runs on petrol. Now can we get the dignified hell out of here?

Patrick


"So you don´t want to try my portable bikini waxer either?"

Ash


The galactic `It`s A Knockout` tournament
gets nail bitingly close as
the Liberator team decide
to play thier `joker`.

Magic Pebble


Vila: "Whatsamatter? Never seen an artificial stomach before? Sorry it´s a bit noisy, I´ve just had an onion sandwich..."

Futsie


Vila decided to take extra precautions just in case, even though Avon had assured him that he would always feel safe with Avon.

A I


Vila: You know this fungicide could come in handy one day, Dayna.

Patrick


I think it´s one of those new defibulators. Care for the shock of your life?

James


Good afternoon madam. Could I interest you in the purchase of this lovely vacuum cleaner?

Ox


Good afternoon madam. Could I interest you in the purchase of this lovely vacuum cleaner?

Ox


The doctor said it should make up for my "short comings".

James


Vila: "Why´s it always my turn to milk the cow?"

Ash


Dayna was a surprised to find that the on-board android looked exactly like Vila - down to the expression...

ebert


The Innovations MP3 player is significantly cheaper than other brands on the market and comes with 2 easily portable batteries.

Ash


Vila: what´s wrong, never seen a colostomy bag before?

backdoor_uk


the Liberator´s vacuume cleaner had become somewhat attatched to Vila

redflagger


Vila: have you seen my sun lotion?

MadMat


Hi, I´m Darth Vila...

Futsie


Vila came with a range of settings: thief, coward, drunk, drunken cowardly thief, 30 minutes at gas mark 9, gonzo, and Dayna´s favourite: gimlet eyed zombie.

Craig


Dayna was heartbroken as Vila left the show to take up the role of Noo-noo on the teletubies.

backdoor_uk


Vila: "Don´t ask."

AI


Vila "Hi Daynawayna , where`s the party?"

Dayna (quietly) "You`ve been to Wacky Backy Willies again haven`t ya , you naughty little boy"

Vila (smiling) "huuuuummmmm"

Magic Pebble


Vila: With a cardboard box, an old vacuum cleaner and a ping pong ball, you too could have your own Alien chest burster. But don´t forget to getan adult to help you...

Doomwatcher


Vila: Speak up, love, I can´t hear you
Dayna: I said switch your hearing aid on!

Tariel Yell


Dayna had never heard of George Formby, and wasn´t intent on learning about him and his ukelele now.

Tariel Yell


Vila suddenly noticed that Dayna was a woman, and subsequently found it difficult to walk anywhere. The best bet was to teleport into the toilets.

Eighth member


Servalan´s scheme for a Vila android to take over the Liberator by telling jokes was a stroke of pure genius.

Tariel Yell


Vila had been surgically endowed with mechanical courage. But Dayna was the wrong person to start on.

Eighth member


Vila was a useless Cyberman, much to Dayna´s chagrin.

Tariel Yell


Okay, where´s the Anne Summers party? I´ve got everything, crotchless panties, dildos, and tachyon funnels.

Tariel Yell


Vila: It´s true, I do the full monty AND steal your knickers.

Tartan flick


"Awright luv, teleported here as fast as I could... you the one with the blockage?"

Futsie


I know about your affair with Avon, Dayna. I´m leaving you.

pjwrench


I`m going paintballing , wanna come?


Magic Pebble


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