Jarvik didn´t take hints about his personal hygiene - he didn´t even notice his mates were wearing gas masks...
Servalan was not impressed by Jarvik´s life-sized Federation guard puppet act.
Servalan watched as Jarvik practised with his chorus line for the Fed Imperial Review. A pity it wasn´t a dress-rehearsal; then it would be just helmets, sequins, and a strategically-placed tassel.
Jarvik didn´t realise he´d cut his armpits shaving until he sprayed on the deodorant
All: #"it´s just a jump to the left..."
About that aftershave you bought us for Christmas Servalan..........
Jarvik: ...and then Trinity jumps up like this and the camera whooshes round her and it´s really cool...
Servalan was getting tired of Jarvik´s "trick" of jumping out from behind the equipment.
Jarvik: I´m a little teapot...
Jarvik never could quite get the idea of ´Twister´ Even with Servalan spining th wheel
Enya´s new video baffles fans and critics alike.
I love the movies don´t you? Yaawwn!
"You´re me besht mates..."
fed up, even
Servalan was getting fed with Jarvik bringing his mates home from the pub...
Following the hypnosis stage show, Jarvik was convinced that he was a Gibbon.
Servalan had never realy grasped the idea of tag-team wrestling. Fortunately Jarvik managed well enough on his own.
Servalan was starting to reget agreeing to direct Space Command´s annual pantomime.
As Jarvick was was showing the federation guards how to party, Servalon became jealous.
The confined quarters were not an auspicious setting for Jarvik to demonstrate his lack of personal hygiene.
Jarvik hated being measured for his trooper uniform, unless Servalan did it herself.
Servalan noted how successful the Psycho-puppeteer was.
Jarvik showed how Michael Jackson danced in his seminal ´Thriller´. And later there was the Moonwalk, which Servalan preferred.
Jarvik: How do I look in your ´trooper-style´ earrings, Servalan? And how do I get anywhere in them?
Servalan thought Jarvik was a bit of a headbanger...
Guy with arms up: BOO!
Servalan grinned as the guards got a bit of a fright.
Poor little Servalan
If any more of her blind dates act
like this she`ll be getting a complex !
"And dosey-doh your partners!..." Jarvik´s folk dancing display was undermining his macho image with Servalan