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Competition 53
This competition ended on: October 1st 2003

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 15


And after little applause Blake locks aways the family jewels.

James

Percentage of vote= 13%
Jenna(on intercom): security to the flight deck, Vila´s let in another salesman again

MadMat

Percentage of vote= 7%
Blake had caught himself in what would from now on be known as his ´toolbox´...

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 7%
Gan: Hope there´s some peanut-butter sammies in there.
Jenna: I´ll have cheese if there´s any.
Blake: I´ll have the ham.
Vila: He´s not on deck at the moment. You´ll have to settle for a sandwich.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 7%
Blake: ...then you just snap it closed and food stays fresh for days.
Jenna: All right, I´ll buy one.
Blake: There you are Vila and Gan, that´s how it´s done.
Vila: Can´t see us financing the revolution with Tupperware parties, Blake. Not unless you let me hold one in a bank.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 7%
Blake´s test of the new Liberator flight deck urinal drew and appreciative audience until he realised that the hole was too small for him to shake.

Backdoor_uk

Percentage of vote= 7%
Blake and Jenna never recovered from their experiences on the alien space missile in ´Time Squad´

Tariel yell

Percentage of vote= 7%
Jenna and Gan (who had faith in Blake) and Vila (who had bet on Avon) watched in fascination as Blake, attracted by the iced buns he could see through the clear top, tried to open Avon´s child-proof lunch-box.

Nico

Percentage of vote= 7%
Blake: "A square box?? But this room has a hexagonal theme, you philistines!"

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 7%
Vila "Ya know , reminds me of a hamster I used to have , and he looked just like that !"


Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 7%
Blake. so this is the Blake´s 7 Dvd box that was relaesed last week. Villa: What is a dvd? Jenna: People used to watch that ages ago! ´´hint´´ ´´hint´´;-)

Frank

Percentage of vote= 7%
Which of you mongrels ate all the peppermint swirls!!

bluestar

Percentage of vote= 7%
Slowly, Blake came to suspect that a strong electromagnet had been hidden in his trousers.

Trilby

Percentage of vote= 7%
Blake: So you see if I tattoo a ´W´ on each of my buttocks and do this, it says ´WOW´. Cool huh?

Ash

Percentage of vote= 7%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

The crew of the libarator try out the new smaller ORAC replacement:
Blake: "Look is does picture messaging!"

backdoor_uk


Blake: "A square box?? But this room has a hexagonal theme, you philistines!"

Futsie


Which of you mongrels ate all the peppermint swirls!!

bluestar


Jenna: "Blake, don´t eat any more biscuits - you´re having to hold your gut out the way just to get in the tin!"

Futsie


Vila "Ya know , reminds me of a hamster I used to have , and he looked just like that !"


Magic Pebble


Blake. so this is the Blake´s 7 Dvd box that was relaesed last week. Villa: What is a dvd? Jenna: People used to watch that ages ago! ´´hint´´ ´´hint´´;-)

Frank


Blake: "Hey, the case is empty! Where´s my accordion?"
Jenna: "Avon blew it out the airlock. He said it was either that or he was going to have to kill you..."

Futsie


Jenna: "There´s been a horrible accident with Avon and the teleport."
Blake: "Avon? Is he alright? Where is he?"
Jenna: "Well, you see that box..."

Futsie


Blake: ...then you just snap it closed and food stays fresh for days.
Jenna: All right, I´ll buy one.
Blake: There you are Vila and Gan, that´s how it´s done.
Vila: Can´t see us financing the revolution with Tupperware parties, Blake. Not unless you let me hold one in a bank.

Nico


Jenna and Gan (who had faith in Blake) and Vila (who had bet on Avon) watched in fascination as Blake, attracted by the iced buns he could see through the clear top, tried to open Avon´s child-proof lunch-box.

Nico


Is this where the replacement toilet bowl goes?

Andrew


One more excavation and Blake´s belly-button fluff collection box would be full...

Futsie


As the lid closed, Avon swore he would never eat anything with "eat me" on the label again.

Trilby


Jenna(on intercom): security to the flight deck, Vila´s let in another salesman again

MadMat


The crew all gathered round as Blake tuned in to the Archers on the antique wireless

MadMat


Blake: "Hey look, Avon´s left his biscuit tin unattended!"
Jenna: "Careful, it might be booby-trapped!"

Futsie


Gan: Hope there´s some peanut-butter sammies in there.
Jenna: I´ll have cheese if there´s any.
Blake: I´ll have the ham.
Vila: He´s not on deck at the moment. You´ll have to settle for a sandwich.

Nico


There was breathless anticipation as Blake opened the lunch box: what had Cally put in the sandwiches today?

Nico


Blake - Whoa! I´ve had a quick count and i´ve got 3 testicles - i can feel them! Is that normal guys?
Crew - Eh???

Avon1975


2 days later, Blake still hadn´t recovered from Zen´s makeshift prostate exam yet...

BlakNo1


And after little applause Blake locks aways the family jewels.

James


Vila: That´s got to be the biggest hemorrhoid I´ve ever seen.


Ox


An air of anticipation hung over the bridge as Blake moved to sit down on the whoopee cushion...

Futsie


Gan: Yeah, Avon´s spot on Blake, you have a large bald-patch at the back. Makes you look like a monk! Still, get a big scar across your chops and you´ll be ok.

Grunting Sweden


Blake: Uh, let me sit down, I´ve just taken the test and... Avon is my father!

Gruntworx Sweden


Blake: This is a beautifully tooled Samsonite case, large storage capacity, solid steel locks, full accoutrements, only 500 credits

Gruntworx Sweden


Blake: Right, the problem is, I have a limiter and it´s malfunctioning, but the worst point is that it regulates my bowels. Gan, get up there.

Tariel Yell


Blake´s ruse of hiding his new Playstation 2 down the back of the sofa had failed

Tariel yell


Jenna: I bagsy Avon´s new Blake remote control device tonight!

Tariel Yell


Blake and Jenna never recovered from their experiences on the alien space missile in ´Time Squad´

Tariel yell


Everyone but Avon was surprised by the size of Blake´s sperm donation, and now understood the true meaning of the series title.

Tariel Yell


Blake took his bows but no one had been impresed by his magic show

Doomwatcher


Blake came to regret slamming the lid down with out looking down first...

An Eye Patch


It was April fool´s day again, and Blake had just discovered the ´Ejector seat sofa´ gag...

Ash


Blake: So you see if I tattoo a ´W´ on each of my buttocks and do this, it says ´WOW´. Cool huh?

Ash


Slowly, Blake came to suspect that a strong electromagnet had been hidden in his trousers.

Trilby


Blake´s test of the new Liberator flight deck urinal drew and appreciative audience until her realised that the hole was too small for him to shake.

Backdoor_uk


Blake´s test of the new Liberator flight deck urinal drew and appreciative audience until he realised that the hole was too small for him to shake.

Backdoor_uk


Blake´s perm was beginning it´s takeover of his entire head.

Craig


Blake had caught himself in what would from now on be known as his ´toolbox´...

Futsie


Vila "Think i`ll get one of those wigs , hasn`t come off in 12 months"


Magic Pebble


Vila "Are you sure you put your hair clip in that box of pins and needles Jenna?"

Jenna "Yeh , just have a good rummage round Blake , it`ll be at the bottom , you bet"

Magic Pebble


Jenna: "Pssst, Blake, you´re ´flying low´ again..."

Futsie


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