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Competition 52
This competition ended on: 1st October 2003

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 11


Blake demonstrates his sympathy by treating an invaluable object like a snowglobe.

Craig

Percentage of vote= 18%
Blake:Right,so if I take this two days before, and drink lots of water, I´ll beat the piss tests then?
Other:That´s absolutely correct.

BlakNo1

Percentage of vote= 9%
The first batch of souvenir Blake´s 7 room lamps had to be recalled because of faulty switches.

Backdoor_uk

Percentage of vote= 9%
Blake: So you used the last toilet roll without telling me again. Gan...

Tariel Yell

Percentage of vote= 9%
Looks like some kind of clock
Wait a minute , it`s an hour fast
And it`s counting the wrong way
Says 00:03 , 00:02 , 00:01
Oh sh............... !

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 9%
How many B7 actors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 9%
You haven´t got mobile phone coverage here either eh? Is there anywhere on the Liberator that does?

Orac

Percentage of vote= 9%
This is a present from the federation.....Everybody, come in here quick......It´s a-BOOOOOOOM

Wannabe Soolin´s friend

Percentage of vote= 9%
Avon: "That´s it! The picture´s perfect now - stay just like that..."

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 9%
Blake: "Marvellous! I didn´t know you could get cider this far from Earth."
Dr Kendall: "Give me back that urine sample, you idiot!"

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 9%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Blake: "Marvellous! I didn´t know you could get cider this far from Earth."
Dr Kendall: "Give me back that urine sample, you idiot!"

Futsie


"Noooo, give it back! I´d almost got the last ballbearing in the little hole!"

Futsie


Looks like some kind of clock
Wait a minute , it`s an hour fast
And it`s counting the wrong way
Says 00:03 , 00:02 , 00:01
Oh sh............... !

Magic Pebble


Blake: Look, there´s got to be a more efficent way of checking for underarm staind than this..

No.42, The Meaning of Life


Blake: Look, ´The Antiques Roadshow´ was axed centuries ago, I don´t know why you feel the need...

No42, The Meaning of Life


You haven´t got mobile phone coverage here either eh? Is there anywhere on the Liberator that does?

Orac


They finally got around to changing the bulb that was making the horrible green light from the last caption competition...

Futsie


Stupid light bulbs, do you think we can go back to "The System" and ask for our money back?

Andrew



´Are you sure this is how you do the hokey-cokey?´

Comm Tec


Avon: "That´s it! The picture´s perfect now - stay just like that..."

Futsie


ring a ring of roses,
a pocket full of poses...

MadMat


It was stalemate - neither of them could hold the Right Guard any higher without needing the Right Guard...

Futsie


Blake - I´m all for advances in technology, but do they have to make coca-cola fizzy using helium gas???
Other guy - Yeah they are a devil to keep a hold of arent they.

Avon1975


Blake:Right,so if I take this two days before, and drink lots of water, I´ll beat the piss tests then?
Other:That´s absolutely correct.

BlakNo1


Blake: Sorry, it´s not entirely clear. Are you sure you did it right?
Other guy: Give me back that home pregnancy test.

Ox


Dad from MTD: You have the hands of a lady... You have the hair of a lady.... You have the devices of a lady....

Tariel Yell


Blake: Child safety locks can be so frustrating, and after all, its only soma coffee. Avon´s idea.

Fraternising with the patients


Blake: Hmm, early 19th century I think, possibly a rococo piece, look at the mark on the bottom, originates at the well-known Schneider works in Dresden. Market value probably billions and billions of credits. Well done!

Fraternising with the patients


Blake stars in Cocktail 2

Fraternising with the patients


Blake grunted heavily as he lifted the weights a second time.

Tariel Yell


Blake: So you used the last toilet roll without telling me again. Gan...

Tariel Yell


Dad from MTD: Heh, give me back my Nokia

Tariel Yell


Blake: What is this, and why is it in Cally´s cupboard?
Man: There´s a switch here that says ´vibrate speed´...

Ash


Blake: The instructions on this ´Mr Muscle´ foamer are really complicated

Ash


Blake: Check the instructions again. I think I´ve found where screw B goes.

Trilby


Introducing new Slapheadaid! Yes you too can have an instant perm!! You´ll be blocking up the drains with just 3 applications!!!

Craig


The first batch of souvenir Blake´s 7 room lamps had to be recalled because of faulty switches.

Backdoor_uk


Blake demonstrates his sympathy by treating an invaluable object like a snowglobe.

Craig


Blake "This new photo camera is terrific. Avon`s gonna be gobsmacked when he sees me on the main screen"


Magic Pebble


This is a present from the federation.....Everybody, come in here quick......It´s a-BOOOOOOOM

Wannabe Soolin´s friend


How many B7 actors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Futsie


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