Cally: "Oh my god, look who Tarrantīs pulled!"
Avon: "Shhh, donīt tell him, this might be interesting!"
I thought you said this was an ABBA fan club convention
Servalan: Well Blake what do you think.
Blake: I thought the off shoulder look went out last year.
Servalen: So, you ate all the pies Tarrant
Tarrant: Ooh, you poisonously malicious woman
Servalen: Actually Iīve just used your towel after the shower
Tarrant: Yes and?
Servalen: And before that I poohed all over Orac
Tarrant: But you know it will have to be called Blakeīs 11 from now on?
Tarrant hadnīt worn his īLearn to dress yourselfī kit for a long time, but the arrows were still instructive
Servalan hosted the new Federation Workout whilst Tarrant led the way in his shell suit
Servy babe: Help Iīm being sucked dry by a giant white mosquito
The Tarrant Dude: Pest control at your service, I wear the fly strips
The "Blakeīs 7 Experience" exhibition in Hyde park drew praise for itīs innovative use of wooden models of characters on itīs flight deck simulation. The fans say they seem more lifelike than the original actors.
Tarrant (to Servalan) - Hang on, youīre dressed rather strangely for the Slade convention!?
Servalan - Sorry, but thatīs being held next door - this rooms booked for the Rocky Horror Picture Show! Have you got any tatoos....?
S:Now,Avon. Learn the folly of hacking into my private web-cam!Guards, kill her!
A:OK,OK, Iīll pay the fee!But isnīt 100 credits an hour a bit steep? Jenna doesnīt charge nearly that much!
Dayna: Bridesmaids are supposed to be female and carry flowers. I have some suspicions about you three. Tarrant, are you sure your beloved Nervalas isnīt up to something? Sheīs very familiar.
Servelan: Welcome everybody to the swingers evening!
Servalan: "What do you think of my outfit"
Tarrant: " Its, emm - Impeccable"
Servalan: " Youīd saying anything to see me out of it, wouldnīt you"
servalan: " Come up & see me sometime"
Tarrant: " You been watching those old films again"
Avon, Vila and Cally hide in embarrassment when they discover that shoulder-ornamented outfits are in.
Servalan realised the party was a failure when the bouncers had to force people to stay.
Vila has an awkward moment when he books two different birthday parties for the same day.
T: I say, this waxworks museum is really good! These guards and Servalan look real!
S: We are real! Guards, take them!
V: I knew it was a trap!
(Christmas Panto Casting on Liberator)
Dayna is the shepherd of a flock of troopers, Cally, Avon, and Vila are auditioning for the three wise men. And Servalan and Tarrant fight it out for the role of angel. She has the wings, but he has the flight-wires sewn in his suit.
After no-one has the bottle to own up to the strawberry mouse fiasco Servalan decides to give all her in-flight caterers a jolly good roasting.
Servalan (waving arms about) "And I want everything done in white , let`s snap to it guys and gals"
Tarrant "Yes maamm"
Servalan "We clocked you doing standard by 10 , i`m afraid i`m going to have to book you"
Tarrant "Wait , we`ll talk about this"
Servalan "Guards , confiscate thier fluffy dice and give flyboy here a ticket"
Servalan had overdressed (as usual) for the "best leisure suit" competition.
Servalan: Well, donīt just stand around. Where are the cocktails and canapés? And do try to mingle.
Dayna was at a loss to explain to a curious trooper why she was the only one not wearing one the seasonīs colours.
Servalan: "Yes, my hair would go like that as well... thatīs why I shave it"
Servalan: "Iīve never seen anyone with braces to hold their boots on before..."
Tarrant:I AM A PRATT...ANYONE DISAGREE
(Servalan just laughed)
Tarrant:yep, our arms seem to be stuck in this position
It is I....
Servalan enjoyed re-enacting Baz Luhrmanīs Romeo + Juliet. All she had to do now was find her Romeo. Something told her that neither Avon nor Vila would do. Then the only candidate stupid enough to say yes to a psycho like her stepped forward....
Tarant: ...and then two bicycles ran over me on the way here...
Tarrant: Nobody told me it was fancy dress...
Tarrent: We are the Beige Patrol!
Tarrent: We are the Beige Patrol!
Servalan: " We wanted to see how many people we could get in one camera shot on the flight-deck"
Servalan: This is my party, if youīve not got any presents - go away! Guards, see to it!"