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Competition 49
This competition ended on: 27th August 2003

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 19


Pascoe "It`s yer washer taps love , ooooh , think yer looking at 300 credits plus fitting"

Sonhiem "Yeh , and 1200 for callout , long way out eer ya know"

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 21%
Cally said youīd have someoneīs eye out with that. Not laughing now, are you?

Trilby

Percentage of vote= 16%
Antiques Road show (in the year: 4092)-Hmmm I think it is a peace of “shadow” from the early Blake period!

Frank

Percentage of vote= 11%
It was the annual round of nano-bot job interviews.

Futsie

Percentage of vote= 11%
Cally: Aloooone. So alooooone.
Pasco: Donīt worry. We are Borg. Have a seat.

Patrick Chapman

Percentage of vote= 5%
Sonheim- Could you hurry? Callyīs waiting!
Pasco- Right 32, Left 14, and back to 45.
Sonheim-I told you it was stupid to lock up the birth control pills!

Marian

Percentage of vote= 5%
"All the tests confirm it: Someone has, indeed, been eating our porridge."

Ash

Percentage of vote= 5%
Pasco didnīt know that Cally had attached his jacket to the air vent behind him until he lent forward and his body stopped half way, at which point he poked himself in the eye with his pipe.

MadMat

Percentage of vote= 5%
The Auron evening class.......

Cally "Come on boys , time to pack up now , you can make some Feldon crystals next time"

"Yes miss"

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 5%
Cally as lettuce, recruits two others in tomato and soya chunk outfits, in an attempt to outdo Avonīs baked potato costume for Best Liberator Vegetable.

Marian

Percentage of vote= 5%
Cally’s visit to the hair scientists proved fruitful:
Hair scientist: “I’d definitely recommend Frizzezze for you my dear”

Backdoor_uk

Percentage of vote= 5%
We have found Vila Restalīs treasure stash.

Wannabe Soolinīs Friend

Percentage of vote= 5%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Sonheim- Could you hurry? Callyīs waiting!
Pasco- Right 32, Left 14, and back to 45.
Sonheim-I told you it was stupid to lock up the birth control pills!

Marian


Antiques Road show (in the year: 4092)-Hmmm I think it is a peace of “shadow” from the early Blake period!

Frank


Try as he could, John Leeson thought the size of his fee was ridicolous.

Michael Seely


Entering the competition for Galaxyīs largest space-louse takes patience, good eyesight, and poor hygiene.

Marian


It was the annual round of nano-bot job interviews.

Futsie


"I think itīs a microscopic space fleet - theyīre hiding on the dark side of some dandruff"

Futsie


Now Cally understood why Levett didnīt want to have anything to do with Sonheim. If it was that tiny...

Gilthanis


Pascoe "It`s yer washer taps love , ooooh , think yer looking at 300 credits plus fitting"

Sonhiem "Yeh , and 1200 for callout , long way out eer ya know"

Magic Pebble


IF YOU LOOK REALLY CLOSLY YOU WILLL SEE VILAīS BRAIN

GEORGE AND THE DRAGON


Cally said youīd have someoneīs eye out with that. Not laughing now, are you?

Trilby


"Well, I think this exonerates the cat - Iīve just found the hamsterīs suicide note"

Futsie


Sonheim: you see, you should have got a Tablet PC like mine, those PDA screens just arenīt big enough to read the caption competition entries.

MadMat


We have found Vila Restalīs treasure stash.

Wannabe Soolinīs Friend


FLOWER STUCK IN YOUR EYE AGAIN?

TheManWithTheLongname


Pasco- Drat, Iīve dropped another stitch. Are you *sure* thatīs the official Dr. Who scarf pattern from the BBC?
Sonheim-I think so.Hard to tell, itīs been micro-reduced so many times.

Marian


Cally: What are you doing?

Orange Man: Iīm making a robot dog, which will have my voice.

Red Man: (sarcastic) Yeah and Iīm just off to fight reptiles in an underwater base!

Slave


Orange man: Iīve made the worldīs smallest TV!

Red man: Whatīs on?

Orange man: Something called "Blakes 7"...

Slave


Cally: Aloooone. So alooooone.
Pasco: Donīt worry. We are Borg. Have a seat.

Patrick Chapman


As religion has been banned, Pascoīs bible is micro-inscribed on a grain of rice, which makes his Sunday sermons slow.

Marian


Cally :"Howīs the magic potion coming along? Still having trouble with the gnatīs milk?"

Futsie


Oooh, me haemorrhoids! These cold seats! Donīt you have any cushions?

Snapdragon


Chap in red: Get a move on! The cybertronic nasal hair remover isnīt yours to hog all day.
Cally: Iīm next. Weīre teleporting down to a world with lots of beaches and my bikini lineīs starting to look like a Brazilian rainforest.

Snapdragon


The recent advance in technology, though it makes the process automated and much more interesting, sadly does nothing to alleviate the pain of plucking oneīs nostril hair.

Snapdragon


CALLY: What are you doing?
Chap in red: Heīs got a cold and his eyelids are glued shut with encrusted sleep.

Snapdragon


Chap in gold: Are these your bogies?

Snapdragon


"All the tests confirm it: Someone has, indeed, been eating our porridge."

Ash


Pasco didnīt know that Cally had attached his jacket to the air vent behind him until he lent forward and his body stopped half way, at which point he poked himself in the eye with his pipe.

MadMat


Man: Just reading the fine print in your contract Cally

James


Cally checked in to see how the lab guys were getting on with the new laser-guided, microscopically controlled, state-of-the-art nail clippers

MadMat


Cally: my eyelash curlers! so it was you that nicked my makeup bag

MadMat


The Auron evening class.......

Cally "Come on boys , time to pack up now , you can make some Feldon crystals next time"

"Yes miss"

Magic Pebble


Doctor "Good news Cally , it`s only a beauty spot"

Cally (thinking) "But I haven`t got any !"

Magic Pebble


Iīve found Blakesī common sense!

Slave


"Hey this thong of Callyīs is tiny... Oh, uh, hi Cally"

Ash


Lipstick, fingernail polish, I think that the murderer was a cross dresser!

Dmitri2060


Cally as lettuce, recruits two others in tomato and soya chunk outfits, in an attempt to outdo Avonīs baked potato costume for Best Liberator Vegetable.

Marian


Cally doesnīt quite see the point of microbe collecting.

Marian


Cally’s visit to the hair scientists proved fruitful:
Hair scientist: “I’d definitely recommend Frizzezze for you my dear”

Backdoor_uk


Nobody was impressed by Pascoīs Dalek impression.

Craig


Pasco: Would you mind helping me? Only my piccolo is stuck to my nose.

Craig


Cally was fascinated by the half-man half-ant.

Craig


Cally: What are you doing?
Man: We are creating a liberator model, didnīt you see it on Blue Peter?
Man2: Yeah, its just we canīt get the damn hamster wheel on properly!

Mr-Stabby


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