Sonheim- Could you hurry? Callyīs waiting!
Pasco- Right 32, Left 14, and back to 45.
Sonheim-I told you it was stupid to lock up the birth control pills!
Antiques Road show (in the year: 4092)-Hmmm I think it is a peace of “shadow” from the early Blake period!
Try as he could, John Leeson thought the size of his fee was ridicolous.
Entering the competition for Galaxyīs largest space-louse takes patience, good eyesight, and poor hygiene.
It was the annual round of nano-bot job interviews.
"I think itīs a microscopic space fleet - theyīre hiding on the dark side of some dandruff"
Now Cally understood why Levett didnīt want to have anything to do with Sonheim. If it was that tiny...
Pascoe "It`s yer washer taps love , ooooh , think yer looking at 300 credits plus fitting"
Sonhiem "Yeh , and 1200 for callout , long way out eer ya know"
IF YOU LOOK REALLY CLOSLY YOU WILLL SEE VILAīS BRAIN
GEORGE AND THE DRAGON
Cally said youīd have someoneīs eye out with that. Not laughing now, are you?
"Well, I think this exonerates the cat - Iīve just found the hamsterīs suicide note"
Sonheim: you see, you should have got a Tablet PC like mine, those PDA screens just arenīt big enough to read the caption competition entries.
We have found Vila Restalīs treasure stash.
Wannabe Soolinīs Friend
FLOWER STUCK IN YOUR EYE AGAIN?
Pasco- Drat, Iīve dropped another stitch. Are you *sure* thatīs the official Dr. Who scarf pattern from the BBC?
Sonheim-I think so.Hard to tell, itīs been micro-reduced so many times.
Cally: What are you doing?
Orange Man: Iīm making a robot dog, which will have my voice.
Red Man: (sarcastic) Yeah and Iīm just off to fight reptiles in an underwater base!
Orange man: Iīve made the worldīs smallest TV!
Red man: Whatīs on?
Orange man: Something called "Blakes 7"...
Cally: Aloooone. So alooooone.
Pasco: Donīt worry. We are Borg. Have a seat.
As religion has been banned, Pascoīs bible is micro-inscribed on a grain of rice, which makes his Sunday sermons slow.
Cally :"Howīs the magic potion coming along? Still having trouble with the gnatīs milk?"
Oooh, me haemorrhoids! These cold seats! Donīt you have any cushions?
Chap in red: Get a move on! The cybertronic nasal hair remover isnīt yours to hog all day.
Cally: Iīm next. Weīre teleporting down to a world with lots of beaches and my bikini lineīs starting to look like a Brazilian rainforest.
The recent advance in technology, though it makes the process automated and much more interesting, sadly does nothing to alleviate the pain of plucking oneīs nostril hair.
CALLY: What are you doing?
Chap in red: Heīs got a cold and his eyelids are glued shut with encrusted sleep.
Chap in gold: Are these your bogies?
"All the tests confirm it: Someone has, indeed, been eating our porridge."
Pasco didnīt know that Cally had attached his jacket to the air vent behind him until he lent forward and his body stopped half way, at which point he poked himself in the eye with his pipe.
Man: Just reading the fine print in your contract Cally
Cally checked in to see how the lab guys were getting on with the new laser-guided, microscopically controlled, state-of-the-art nail clippers
Cally: my eyelash curlers! so it was you that nicked my makeup bag
The Auron evening class.......
Cally "Come on boys , time to pack up now , you can make some Feldon crystals next time"
Doctor "Good news Cally , it`s only a beauty spot"
Cally (thinking) "But I haven`t got any !"
Iīve found Blakesī common sense!
"Hey this thong of Callyīs is tiny... Oh, uh, hi Cally"
Lipstick, fingernail polish, I think that the murderer was a cross dresser!
Cally as lettuce, recruits two others in tomato and soya chunk outfits, in an attempt to outdo Avonīs baked potato costume for Best Liberator Vegetable.
Cally doesnīt quite see the point of microbe collecting.
Cally’s visit to the hair scientists proved fruitful:
Hair scientist: “I’d definitely recommend Frizzezze for you my dear”
Nobody was impressed by Pascoīs Dalek impression.
Pasco: Would you mind helping me? Only my piccolo is stuck to my nose.
Cally was fascinated by the half-man half-ant.
Cally: What are you doing?
Man: We are creating a liberator model, didnīt you see it on Blue Peter?
Man2: Yeah, its just we canīt get the damn hamster wheel on properly!