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Competition 4 - Picture from Gemma
This competition ended on: 4th August 2002

The voting for this competition has ended.
The results of this caption competition are as follows:

TOTAL VOTES: 18


Cally tried to explain to them that she accidentally shrunk their Dry Clean Only jackets by putting them in the regular wash...

Gilthanis

Percentage of vote= 11%
Avon was a bit miffed noone had commented on his natty invisible walking stick

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 11%
Riddled with guilt Avon quietly admitted that he was the one that rigged the perm machine to set Tarrent’s hair on fire.

B7Fan

Percentage of vote= 11%
Avon was getting quietly concerned about his worsening "spontaneous arousal" problem.

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 11%
Avon: "Grrr... I hate it when a hair gets caught up.." PING!

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 6%
( LOUD SPEAKER )
This is BIG BROTHER
Would Avon please go to the red room

.......Gulp !!!

Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 6%
Cally: "An impressive collection of antiques.. a Vulcan harp, a ZX thermal printer - "
Avon: "And a huge block of cheese. Wonderful."

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 6%
Does my bum look big in this?

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 6%
You can only come out of the corner if you´ve decided to be a good boy Avon.

Slartibartfast

Percentage of vote= 6%
Man: "Anyway we heard about this fellow tried to embezzle the Federation .. right idiot .. left clues all over the place .."

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 6%
Avon ( thinking )..... The only toilet in a spaceship 5 miles long and Vila gets in first !!!


Magic Pebble

Percentage of vote= 6%
Avon was getting very annoyed at people talking during his lecture on advanced computer design !

Vidar Raven

Percentage of vote= 6%
Cally: im gonna kick him up the arse

ginny gina

Percentage of vote= 6%
Avon (holds fist): "Stay calm! Stay calm! I swear if he doesn´t shut up about his goddamn war stories I´ll deck him!"

BouncingAyatollah

Percentage of vote= 6%


Here are all of the captions in the competition:

Cally desperately tries to seek mental help following Avon´s tendancy to urinate on the corner of each room...

Jennie


Cally tried to explain to them that she accidentally shrunk their Dry Clean Only jackets by putting them in the regular wash...

Gilthanis


"I need the tiolet, may I be excused please?"

Chris. F.


Avon hoped no-one could smell it.

Harv


Cally sought advice from the Galaxys leading therapist, over Avons´ tendancy to urinate in the corner of any room.

Martin Karne


Cally: im gonna kick him up the arse

ginny gina


A: (thinking) Cally is staring as my ass again, I can feel it...

Gilthanis


Avon was very upset at the loss of his pet goldfish.....

THE DOCTOR ALT 8


Avon: Look only one of my hands has fallen off, alright?! Leave me alone.

Martin


Avon: Yes, it does hurt. A lot.

Ashley Pomeroy


Does my bum look big in this?

Slartibartfast


Avon: Well I haven´t done that for a while.
Cally: Oh come on Avon, pull yourself together.

Slartibartfast


You can only come out of the corner if you´ve decided to be a good boy Avon.

Slartibartfast


( LOUD SPEAKER )
This is BIG BROTHER
Would Avon please go to the red room

.......Gulp !!!

Magic Pebble


Avon was getting impatient with Cally´s "hilarious" see who moves first game.

BouncingAyatollah


Avon hadn´t noticed the naughty picture of Philippa Forester when they first entered the room.
Cally did not approve.

Slartibartfast


Avon ( thinking )..... The only toilet in a spaceship 5 miles long and Vila gets in first !!!


Magic Pebble


Riddled with guilt Avon quietly admitted that he was the one that rigged the perm machine to set Tarrent’s hair on fire.

B7Fan


Vila (from yellow box): "Is it safe to come out!?"

BouncingAyatollah


AVON, thinks *Hmm . . . reflected in my toecaps I look rather like Martian pop diva "Pel!" Much better looking, naturally.*


Gemma


*But Avon, how could we have known it was your birthday?*

Gemma


Avon was a bit miffed noone had commented on his natty invisible walking stick

BouncingAyatollah


Man: "Yes, yes ... a hostile planet .. mind you the giant maggots are quite comfy seating"

BouncingAyatollah


Avon was getting very annoyed at people talking during his lecture on advanced computer design !

Vidar Raven


we are never out of time

liner1969@lycos.co.uk


Man: "Anyway we heard about this fellow tried to embezzle the Federation .. right idiot .. left clues all over the place .."

BouncingAyatollah


Man: "Anyway we heard about this fellow tried to embezzle the Federation .. right idiot .. left clues all over the place .."

BouncingAyatollah


Avon: "Birds, trees, ships, just don´t think about bust zipper, cheese bees bust zipper sky sea..."
Cally: *Let me help you with that bust zippe

Fish


Avon: "Grrr... I hate it when a hair gets caught up.." PING!

BouncingAyatollah


Avon wished people would leave him alone during his T´ai Chi sessions

Fish


Avon found that if he concentrated hard enough he would become invisible

Fish


Avon (holds fist): "Stay calm! Stay calm! I swear if he doesn´t shut up about his goddamn war stories I´ll deck him!"

BouncingAyatollah


Avon (thinks): DAMN! DAMN! I KNEW I should have gone BEFORE I left the liberator

BouncingAyatollah


Avon´s teleport bracelet was really starting to chafe.

BouncingAyatollah


Avon: Now look at the card and memorise whats on it.

Simon


Cally: You see what I mean? Whenever I try to talk about feelings, he goes cold and distant, just like this!

Doctor: And how does that make

Gilthanis


Cally: "An impressive collection of antiques.. a Vulcan harp, a ZX thermal printer - "
Avon: "And a huge block of cheese. Wonderful."

BouncingAyatollah


Avon was getting quietly concerned about his worsening "spontaneous arousal" problem.

BouncingAyatollah


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